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>>81524372
The dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Stop wasting chinese moots bandwidth with such awful meme grids

>>81524503
hey,

>>81524175
It could have sorted out his lazy eye, the ugly fuck

>>81524175
with this app will it tell me what surgeries i need?

>>81524175
The sick thing is, it's not just the looks. He's a genuinely nice, funny, down-to-earth guy. He has range, and good taste in roles. He avoids typecasting, avoids capeshit/franchises.

He's literally perfect, he's the apex white man

Blood samples from his old case were tampered with, looked like a syringe had punctured the stopper. That one detective had access to the blood.

>>81524155
he was guilty. But that retard brendan didn't have anything to do with it.

>>81524605
They proved that the blood found in the car didn't come from the vial

fuck me sideways i posted on the wrong board

>>81524108
The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie game. But why are you asking this on /tv/ and not on /v/?

>Spongebob and I'LL KICK YOUR DICK OFF in the same sentence
The two have nothing in common BfBB was GOAT and Bulletstorm was shit

sup sh1ll

>>81524012
O hai. See movie, pl0x. Did you know it has the kid from "Stranger Things"?

>>81523962
C'ON C'ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>>81523800
>I'm rich

>>81523800
What's the joke here?

>>81523835
you can really tell WB forced that line in for the trailers to appeal to normies

>>81523735
Are Renaissance fairs fun? Never been to one.

>>81523789
Me neither. I've always wanted to go to one.

>>81523735
King of the Hill and Family Guy are the only things that come to mind desu

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Uh you don't get to bring food

>>81523565
>>81523609
Yo could you provide a man with a megalink to Steven and Justin part 2 before you throw him out of the aircraft?

>>81523609
>The flight plan I filed with the hospital lists me, my nurses, and Dr Pavel here, but only 200 pounds of cargo. First one to lose 400 pounds gets to stay on my aircraft

if there's no god how such a great show was made

Only adults pls, this is a thread for grown people with a deep understanding of phylosophy

One joke. One comment. That's all /tv/ needs to make a meme.

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KILL JESTER

Mfw I'm Scottish and people on voice chat always ask me if steel is heavier than feathers

Limmy make more Youtube videos on Left 4 Dead 2 or new Malcolm Malcolm or a new series or fuck off 4chan, this website is dangerous for you

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>>81523092
"Well worth it mate, well worth it"

>>81523013
A CAR THAT RUNS ON WATER

>>81524341

IT RUNS ON WATER, MAN!

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is milhouse a meme?

why are all kino commentators numales?

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>>81522752
me on the left

>>81522752

Jeremy is best boyfriend simulator.

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>Implying Doc doesn't believe in the Lord Jesus Christ

>>81522700
>Smartest man in the world thinks the 1880s were the peak of civilization
what did they mean by this?

>>81522700

Here's what OP is fishing for - skip to 20 seconds in and look at the kid on the right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq5-6PkVGCg

>>81522687

rabbit

/r/q7hh9k

She is an insane person who talks to an imaginary camera crew about her life.

The framing device is that a real camera crew follows her around to document her mental condition.

She should step in human shit and get mad at all the bums in town. Have her start lighting them on fire

the emptiness of this thread

My sex life.