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>>81093349
was expecting 45-55 percent.

Seems like it's a decent action movie then. Thanks OP gonna see it now.

>>81093388
Be sure to tell us all about what you saw when you get back, anon.

Woah, 96% of the salt-of-the-earth people on the street want to see this movie? The people have spoken.

It's a joke about how "Bart," short for Bartholomew, is a less common name than "Bort," short for Borton.

>>81134347
The joke was that it was always really hard to find your name in little license plates, keys, mugs, etc, even if your name was really common, but there were always a bunch of weird names like Vladislav or Toshihiro.

ITT: Low-tier forced memes

>Sweet zombie Jesus
How can he be a zombie if he died for our sins and was ascended to heaven on the third day?

>>81134621

Read your darn Bible, ya mook. Ascension happened later on.

hmmm problematic

>Latino
>not Latinx
fucking white male

inb4 stormweenies and trump supporters rush to be offended by a minority joining an entirely white ensemble

>>81134252
But they already have niggers

My wife laughs like that when I show her my dick

I'm black

At least he didn't say, "Alan?"

>name is Nedry
>character is nerdy
pottery

>style over substance

saying something like this shows that you don't even have the most basic grasp of what cinema is

>Diversity

>>81134142
>10 reasons why...
>Twitter is pissed about ____ and here's why

etc etc

Netflix

Cartoon Network and Fox Kids. Jetix was shit tier

>>81133929
Why does that boy look like Maggie

>>81133929
who is that beauty?

That's a big dog

>comes from the sea
>has big dopey fish eyes

I don't see anything wrong with this. Better than

>comes from the sea
>has glowing eyes

That's one strange looking chicken

Seinfeld about poor people.

It's not meme humor. It feels like funny stuff actually happening while you watch.

Show gets dramatically worse after season 4

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>>81133623
Cheats

>>81133623
How do we go back lads?

>>81133531
Well, for starters, his hamster cheeks.

I hope people will sit next to him eating kilos of popcorn and taco chips

>>81133531
He's not without his qualities...

>>81133404
They obviously don't care about being respectful to the source material, so no, I don't think it'll be good.

If it's not 18+ then it's going to be even worse.

>>81133404
only if they make his legless girlfriend white and have her call him a nigger and coon

Stephen King is such a pushover for letting these cultural revolutionaries use his work to push passive aggressive racial messages against whites

Those books kind of suck anyway though. They're alright at parts, but for the most part it's just a bunch of boring ad hoc monotony

>>81091731
She got too big

filming the next one?

>>81091731
>that ass

I NEED TO EAT IT

>>81133399
MILF Aunt May has already ridden that, let's be honest

>>81133399
>That bulge

>>81134360
shooped.