Torrent fucking when?
It's been out for hours.
>>83375037
Been looking all day. I assume people are binge watching it before uploading the torrent.
>>83375037
Just pay the incredibly low fee for Nutfucks, you fucknut.
>>83375037
watching. epsode 2. sucks. boring.
What are these fighting stances called?
stronk womyn stance
middle one doesn't seem all that bad. no idea what the one on the left is even doing
snek style
Left to right:
>I'm about to get my arm broken
>My spear will break if my opponent has a metal weapon
>I'm about to miss and dismember myself
Baywatch it, critics
>>83374955
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Oh man dude that pun was so funny I was LEAKING . Critics can suck it, fans love it #baywatch2017 #lovethefans #raunchy
>>83374955
CRITICS SUCK
DC
>Post-apocalyptic (Batman v Superman)
>Disaster Epic (Man of steel)
>Black Comedy (Suicide Squad)
>Spy Thriller (Wonder Woman)
>Thriller (Wonder Woman)
>Heist (Suicide Squad)
>Period piece (Wonder Woman)
>Coming of age (Wonder Woman)
>Romance (Wonder Woman)
>Comedy
Fox (X-Men)
>Comedy
>Post apocalyptic (DOFP)
>Historical (First Class)
>Body horror (Fantastic four)
>Western (Logan)
MCU
>Comedy
What's your favourite film in each cinematic universe?
>>83374888
I've known for a while that I have a thing for post-apoc. It shows.
>>83374888
Fox and Warner are coming out with horror flicks. (X-Men: New Mutants and Justice League Dark). Which kinda has me interested. But I think it would be nicer to have a god honest R rated movie all about Joker and his gang.
DC --> BvS
Fox --> Logan
MCU --> Avengers or GoTG
>/tv/ told me it's a SJW feminazi movie
>watched it
>there's zero feminism message in it
Trusting /tv/, not even once
It's almost like Marvel drones were desperately trying to damage control their shit knowing everyone already forgot about Guardians.
>>83374791
Its literally what if Zelda Was A Girl:The Movie.
>>83374791
how good was it?
Does /tv/ like Lynch and The new Twin Peaks?fuck the general
Yes and yes A lot.
kino
Yes.Generals are autistic. Twin Peaks deserve better than that. It's good for like a day after a new episode but then it should not exist.
Darmok, when the walls fell.
>>83374617
it's "Shaka, when the walls fell." & "Darkmok at Tanagra."
Gilgamesh and Enkidu, at Uruk.
>>83374617
Cockmonkeys, when they didn't develop a normal language.
no, no one in the entire world has seen it, you fucking knob.
Well yeah, it was in the theater weeks ago.
Not bad, but honestly i don't get what's so special about Ghost in the Shell. Maybe the Jap version is better, but since i hate anime i doubt it
>>83374466
I'm not into futurism shit. Weebs will get sick of this anime shit eventually.
People only watched to see Scarlett J in a skin tight suit. (Or at least a CGI version of her)
This films are too artificial and dystopian for my tastes.
Is there anything more autistic than buying movies?
buying vinyl
>>83374456
This thread
I haven't bought a movie in 15 years or whenever it was Return of the King came out on dvd
How did Patty Jenkins make a great movie, Monster, do fuck all for 14 years, and made another great movie in Wonder Woman?
What the fuck was she doing during that time?
She was gonna make Thor 2 if that matters. She dropped it when they wouldn't let her do something or other.
getting filled by me endlessly
>>83374417
Marvel must be kicking themselves for making her quit Thor 2
now how many oscars will she win?
As I'm not a nu-male millennial, I don't know jack shit about Star Wars.
So, who is this hobo, why is standing there and how did he get to the island?
Fuck off retard
Star Wars fans are the worst forms of human life.
You clearly are though
What is the likelihood that there will ever be a fappening where instead of cell phone pics, a bunch of deleted and unedited nude scenes from television and film are leaked?Are there archives where this footage even exists and, if so, what are some scenarios by which they could be accessed and leaked???
>>83374254
>What is the likelihood that there will ever be a fappening where instead of cell phone pics, a bunch of deleted and unedited nude scenes from television and film are leaked?
no chance
>>83374254
>Are there archives where this footage even exists
no
>>83374254
I wish movies were made like porn.
>Mr and Mrs Smith
>Brad Pitt full pen in Angie Jolie
>>83374333
Waste of trips.
It's all out there under legal guard. All it would take is one sly person with time + access.
i'm le not le gonna le talk le about le judy
>>83374167
How's Judy?
>>83374229
>>83374206
Why didn't he just talk about Judy?
Shitposting aside, how's the comedy in the film? Like you know critics always hate comedies, but desu sometimes they do help in giving hearty laughs. Last comedy I watched was we're the millers and I had lots of fun even though critics hated the film. So I'm thinking about giving baywatch a chance. I like the cast so if the comedy is good I'll go for it.
made me #piss myself with laughter. another must see comedy ROMP by Dwayne Johnson (Walking Tall, Be Cool, The Fate of the Furious)
Real talk it is pretty hilarious. It's a raunchy summer film filled with hot babes, great action, and tons of sand, not for peeps used to snoozefests though so take what I've said as you will.
Don't kid yourself dudes, this is a RAUNCHY, FUN and RAUNCHY summer flick, not intended for CRITICS. The FANS love it. #Baywatch is def litty. *black fist*
I recently bought Max Payne 1 and am about to play through it for the first time. I know nothing about it beyond something an anon said while trashing the movie adaptation that stuck with me: "It's basically a John Woo movie storyboarded out. How do you fuck that up?"
As someone who fucking loves John Woo and action in general, this piqued my interest. Why is the game so beloved, and what the fuck happened to the adaptation to fuck it up so badly?
I'll probably check out the movie after I finish the game, for comparison purposes.
>>83374029
For one, Marky Mark is in it
>>83374029
IT'S PAYNE!
>>83374029
Real Max Payne movie coming through