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Is giving birth to twins the usual expectation for beards? 2017-02-09 10:11:08 Post No.79270281
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Is giving birth to twins the usual expectation for beards?
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Seems like this has gone a bit too far.
Give it up, George.
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>>79270281
Seems super irresponsible to have a baby that late in life. When the kid gets to middle school, Clooney will be on his deathbed.
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>>79270392
It's only irresponsible if the mother is older. Women are born with a finite amount off eggs, the fresher the better. Men's sperm is continually being produced, so the age of the male is less relevant than the female, unless you give a shit about seeing your kids graduate college.
Also, i didn't realize Clooney was married to Huma Abedin.
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>>79270281
>Is giving birth to twins the usual expectation for beards?
IIRC, twins/multiple fertilizations is far more common with IVF that natural insemination or intrauterine insemination
So yes I would imagine twins is kind of something you can expect from beards, where the couple is using IVF to conceive.
Since they're obviously not going to do it the natural way with a partner who's closeted.
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LITTLE
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>tfw got to use the phrase "little monkey fella" the other day
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ROUND
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>tfw karl is now more famous than the radio station he used to produce for
http://www.radiox.co.uk/features/karl-pilkingtons-most-inane-quotes/
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At the very least, this whole Netflix shit is causing people to consider cancelling their sub in order to save money. I realized I only have Netflix in order to watch this piece of shit right here
But astoundingly, it's impossible to download elsewhere. It's the first TV series I've been unable to pirate
>well played, Netflix
Terrace House General
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what the fuck is this show
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>>79269955
/thread
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>>79269955
Comfykino. Reality TV starring likable, well-adjusted, attractive young people. It's kinda like MTV's Real World back in the 90's before everything turned to shit
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What's the best classical compilation out there? Something that condenses the greatest composers in less than 10 hours?
And preferably not only the cliche choices that get used in cartoons and TV ads.
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>>>/mu/
However, you'll never really get anywhere with that approach. Start with Mozart. He is exceptionally accessible for new listeners, yet there can be incredibly deep elements to his music that only classical music loyalists will understand and appreciate. That is his greatness.
Listen to his Piano Concertos, Start with 15-27.
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People commit the whole of their free time to understanding the western canon so you're not going to be doing it in [less than 10 hours]. Just jump in and read a lot to place context without worrying about cultivating a false sense of erudition.
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>>79269883
Don't fall for the compilation meme. Personally, I started with Medieval music and worked up to the modern day, and it was Debussy who really got me to seek out his music, and I just sort of explored from there.
>>79270354
This guy knows what he's talking about, No. 21 and 23 are the shit imo
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What are some movies women will never understand?
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most of them
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There isn't a single movie that exclusively only women or men understand. However, there might be movies that stupid people don't get.
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>Anon, I'm gonna need you to reach out to the Irish, Set up some sort of Parley
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>>79269835
>it's jax is a total hothead but manages to work things out episode
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>>79269835
>I didn't expect the blowback from black,this one's on me brothers. And i'm sorry, but we can't let this bring down the club
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>JAYZUS CHRIST JACKIE BOY
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Was it explained why his wife had powers to transform into a spider?
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>>79269782
Alien invasion
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all women does, they tell you that when you're not a virgin
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>>79269782
I can't believe they left out this plot hole. Fuck this.
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SO
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WE
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>>79269609
god im horny
>go to the kinopolis to watch la la land
>brought my falcon to get past the no singles policy
>they let me in but i have to go through the penis inspection
>4 guys in hazmat suits pull up and bring me to a concealed area
>they inspect my penis, stretching and pulling it
>i managed to cheat the inspection so I passed
>go get some snacks and popcorn
>operator is muslim and banned popcorn because its not halal
>ask for a replacement
>he pulls a huge 20 pound bag of uncooked rice onto the counter
>he fills my cup with the dry grains of rice and tells me its just as good if not better
>go to the shower room
>men showers are broken so i have to use the birdbath with my falcon
>its dirty, stagnant and filled with litter
>muslim operator tells me to face to mecca and pray
>i have no prayer rug so i have to buy one
>$650 + tip
>finally done with praying
>finally get to the seats
>4 hours of commercials and trailers
>the movie begins
>i saved my rice grains for the movie
>start eating, its fucking hard
>halfway through the flick i get a stomach ache
>run to the bathroom and shoot buckshot out of my ass because of the undigested rice
>i pass out from rectal bleeding in the stall
>my falcon finds me 6 hours later
>get fined for the mess $1250 + tip
>about to leave the cinema
>the guys in the hazmat suits pull up and taze me in the neck
>they found out I cheated the inspection
>they put me in a cell for 30days
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>>79269492
>tfw the falcon chow gets on your crab legs
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>>79269492
Pretty funny. I like the ones with narrative
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Watching season 1 for the first time.
Already feeling bad that I will never watch some of these episodes for the first time.
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you should feel bad about that in only goes downhill after season 1
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*it
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>>79269414
Usually people that are complaining about it go downhill say "it gets religious"
Umm, Season 1 is full of religion.
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Whats his name, /tv/? 2017-02-09 09:40:18 Post No.79269276
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Whats his name, /tv/? 2017-02-09 09:40:18 Post No.79269276
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>>79269276
Val Kilmer
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>>79269276
Saturation man
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>Albert "0.10 Inch Tyrant" Wesker
>Albert "Erectile Error Bio Terror" Wesker
>Albert "Gucci For Pucci" Wesker
>Albert "Dick Needs Wet" Wesker
>Albert "Virgin" Wesker
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>Albert "What a MANSION" Wesker
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>Albert "Chris? S-stop!" Wesker
>Albert "Las Fagas" Wesker
>Albert "Excella Be-Gone" Wesker
>Albert "Needs Pussy" Wesker
>Albert "Code: Erotica" Wesker
>Albert "D-Virus" Wesker
>Albert "This Volcano Isnt The Only Thing Erupting" Wesker
>Albert "Hard-On Like You Wouldnt Believe" Wesker
>Albert "Drop A Nemesis On My Penesis" Wesker
>Albert "I Have Sunglasses For My Balls" Wesker
>Albert "Frosted Tips" Wesker
>Albert "Ganados For My Gonad-o's" Wesker
>Albert "I'll Be The Tail To Your Snake head And We'll Make An Ouroboros, Baby" Wesker
>Albert "Gorgeous" Wesker
>Albert "Small Time" Wesker
>Albert "Not Used To Escorting Men" Wesker
>Albert "Seven Minutes" Wesker
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>Albert "Resident Weevil" Wesker
>Albert "Looking For Some Action" Wesker
>Albert "Bleaching My Hair For Claire" Wesker
>Albert "Neo" Wesker
>Albert "Choking Hazard Bastard" Wesker
>Albert "Sticking His Hands Where They Dont Belong" Wesker
>Albert "Johnny Bravo" Wesker
>Albert "Sitting On A Brooch Looking For Cooch" Wesker
>Albert "Cerberus Fucker" Wesker
>Albert "Slim Shorty" Wesker
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>Albert "Saturating Her Globes" Wesker
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Unpopular opinions Thread 2017-02-09 09:34:37 Post No.79269130
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Unpopular opinions Thread
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Share your unpopular opinions on films.
I enjoy Superman 3 as much as the first two.
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I liked this movie.
1) I liked seeing the asshole superman
2)Superman's inner struggle vs himself was well done
3)This scene scared me as a kid. Was afraid of any dangling wires because of this
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>>79269130
I can't get into Marvel TV shows, even though they are supposed to be better than the movies.
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I liked the Hobbit movies
and the first Captain America
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>American movie
>characters aren't fat
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>yuropoor film
>characters are muzzies
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>european movie
>the characters aren't muslim
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>American movie
>There are no spics
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I can't tell if this show is actually good, or if it's just the only show that 4chan hasn't ruined for me yet.
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2x05 will ruin it for you, for a bit, but keep going
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>>79269340
I'm already on season 4 my dude.
Flint as an aging bisexual is starting to remind me of Mr. Lahey
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>>79268864
my guy
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>go to gf's apartment to watch movie
>subtitles are turned on
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>>79268741
>both gf and I love subtitles
We were made for eachother
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>>79268741
>go to wifes sons room to watch movies with him
>hes the big spoon
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>>79268772
How did both of you meet?
Lately I've been becoming interested in what girlfriends are, but I don't know where to catch some, and trying to get inspired by my fellow anons.