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Because of dishonest filmmaking. Nothing any of the characters do makes any sense. The whole film is made with only one purpose, to be an "epic" like one of those pta is usually plagiarizing. It has absolutely nothing to say, doesn't evoke any emotions, and is just a directionless mess with a few random well acted scenes throughout. Also the last 15 minutes are laughable.

>>80088545
"No!"

>>80088545
is it red nose day or something

>>80087933
Toy Story, I think

>>80087933
Back to the Future i guess

>>80087933
LOTR

>t. friendless faggot

>attempts to reattach his head

>>80087864
kek soldiers are fags

>>80087834
Not hitting the high notes.

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>>80087834
She didn't have the range, darling.

>>80087834
Really big kidney stones. The song was her dealing with the pain.

Ukraine
no

>>80087812
'Merika
Of course that's just good manners

>>80087812
u s of ayy
yeehaw sure do pardner
thats just yankee ways, clapping and shooting your gun into the ceiling
thats why they started taking out the ceiling in our murkan theaters decades ago

The movie needed to juice out more emotion desu.

>>80087768
>One of many little things that ruined this movie
for you

Was that really what he said before he died?

I couldnt even make out what was said but the movie was still kino

The oscars are over you dumb nigger nobody cares

>>80087621
Fucked up the spoiler tags. Sorry bros. Hope I didn't ruin it for anyone.

>>80087621
The whole movie felt real the conversations felt real. The ending was meant to represent that he is slowly trying to get better, buying bigger apartment and wanting his nephew to visit him. The ending was great because it kept the realistic style that was set by the rest of the movie. He didnt move in with his nephew which like in some other film but he was trying to get better. Really great movie and great ending.

A trip to the moon (1902)

>>80087602
A Trip to the Moon, Georges Melies

Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat

You mean

>we need someone to rape half the cast

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I gotchu

>>80087480
But that's not Kirk Douglas anon

>>80087430
Because she peaked when she was 14.

>>80087430
She's jewish

>>80087430
She's jew

>>80087117

>raping a prostitute

I thought we established this was clearly theft, or at least petty larceny.

Clint Eastwood not only raped women in his films he openly participated in actual pedophilia in his films. I think I'll inform the Wall Street Journal that they missed this and link them to old enough for kisses so this old faggot gets blacklisted unril he dies and his son stops ruining movies through nepotism.

>>80087117

Is this old classic worth watching /tv/?

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>>80087084
>psychic pigs

>>80087084
It is really sci fi though?

>>80087084
Shit movie. Such a disappointment considering his previous one was genius.

He shoved his camera up his ass and died.

>>80087066
>What happened to the photographer?
probably same thing that happened to Willard and Lance

Blown away with a shotgun

>>80087027
nice thread, pleb

>>80087228
nice movie, faggot

>>80087516
sad hungry pleb xD

someone shop "Reddit" on top of the him instead of "Deadpool"

>>80086986
I'm sorry you were too beta to enjoy this flick OP. It was Chad kino.

>>80086986
yes

fuck this movie so much