Anyone watching Season 11? Just finished the first ep, seems like the boys are back on form so far
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>>81197708
It was better than 8 through 10, but the joke is wearing out and too many characters are gone. I really miss clattenburg.
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>>81197708
Gave up 3 episodes into season 10, it's all played out, it's flogging a dead horse
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>>81198549
Season 10 is legitimately the show's lowest. So far I'm really enjoying 11 though so I'd recommend skipping it if you're still interested
>>81197985
Yeah it's fucking weird. J-Rocc, Lucy, Phil Collins, Ricky's Dad, Trevor. I like the garbage dump guy so far though
Just got back from seeing pic related.
Overall pretty good. Well done, very tense fine acting, interesting alien.
There's one thing that really bothered me though. It's another case of dull Hollywood creature design. "But anon, you just said the alien's interesting." I did. And it was. Early one they established that every cell of the alien is a nerve cell as well as muscle cell. The entire organism is a really strong brain. That was really cool. It had no defined shape, it was kinda flappy, it had no front or back or anything like that. It was just an organism where anything could be anything.
But then, because Hollywood thinks the audience is retarded, well maybe they are, they decided to give the alien later on a very clear head and face to make it look like an evil bad guy! Oh no! Bad guy monster! Here's the head and there's the body!
Fucking why? Just keep it as a mass that gets bigger. Like a bacterium but huge. That's way more strange and alien than turning it into a squid looking thing.
Aside from that the film was pretty cool with lots of tense parts.
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>>81197546
I agree, but it's possible that was just an immature or adolescent phase. All we see of it at the end is an absolute mass of sticky strands in the capsule.
Not a bad movie, didn't feel drawn out, had some good nail-biter moments and is a decent, somewhat plausible, modern take on Alien for those that haven't had a chance to see Alien for some reason.
Props to them for ending on the "bad" note. More movies need to go with that instead of the happy ending. Gave you some feels for the poor astronaut girl getting hurled into deep space while screaming.
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>>81197546
But did it make you feel....empowered as a woman?
Kidding. How would you rate it out of ten, Mister OP?
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>>81197546
The movie was average as fuck and all of the super smart characters made dumb decisions at every turn. Shit happened just "because", like the air vents that had to be closed one by one. There was clearly a lot cut from the final product. Black science man clearly had an obsessive relationship with Calvin that ended up on the cutting room floor. That's why he didn't notify anyone that it was wrapped around his leg - half of his characterisation was missing. It's the same reason why Gyllenhaal's reading of the kids book and implied intimacy with the woman scientist seemed to come out of nowhere. The ending was predictable as fuck also.
That being said, there were some good scenes. Calvin's handshake, Reynolds' death and the drowning in space scenes were all memorable for me.
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Watching this kino atm with my parents. It's bretty good, but is it staged?
I know Mystery Diners is 100% fake, but this I'm not sure about.
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Maybe not 100% fake, but clearly exaggerated.
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>>81197520
Hmm, but how do they manage it. Is it the general phenomenon of people exagerrating how they act in front of camera, or do the producers feed people lines and hire actors to do shit?
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>>81197713
i know some people that were on an episode and they made it seem like the guy was blowing them off but he was at a charity event
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What I dislike about RLM is the creator's obnoxious lack of a sincere & dedicated approach to anything they do. Jay and Mike both revel in their ironic detachment, exemplified most of all in their sarcasm and bad acting. As if preemptively shielding themselves from criticism by releasing something deliberately half-assed. It is emblematic to me of the creator's lack of genuine insight or a lack of conviction in their own ability. Which would be understandable given the personalities behind the show itself.
Half-assing is only real philosophy of the creators. The show is conceived & shaped through a click-bait understanding of film, a lifetime of media addiction & the only partially digested nietzschean philosophy of the creators. It knowingly spouts the kind of lazy, autodidact, self-serving, personal philosophy of those weaned in the information-era: "Nothing really matters so do whatever you want."
It's a half-baked nihilism dressed up as cynical realism used to justify a shallow unexamined lifestyle of hedonistic "Dopamine is the greatest good". Ironically championed by those who consider themselves more knowledgeable than the rest of the world because they're armed with an internet connection and a wikipedia tab. It aims to make its audience feel smart & clever without making them think too hard. To validates the choices they've already made & reinforces their lifestyles. To makes them feel superior while downplaying their own shortcomings.
In other words. It's reddit.
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>>81197408
>someone took time to write all this at some point
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>AHAHAUAHAHUAHHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUUHAHAHUAHUAHUAHU
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No matter what, that clip never fails to make me laugh like a retard.
What the hell were they thinking?
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>It (2017)
>OH WAH AH AH AH starts playing
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>>81191170
Anon, if you'll come with me, you'll float too...
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OH NO NO NO
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Wait you mean that movie did bad? Wow that's sure news to me. Thank you for this fresh and informative thread.
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laughing at somebody's failure is kinda mean
do you believe in karma? be careful, don't chat shite if you don't wanna get banged
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>>81197336
Laughing at Hollywood is always ok though
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If Rick is /g/, what board is Morty?
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>>81197087
r9k obviously
rick is /sci/
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>>81197087
They are both /r/4chan
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>>81197087
Morty is /r9k/ (but not full robot)
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I dare someone to name a worse scene in cinema history
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The "raindrops keep falling on my head" scene in Spider Man 2.
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The singing scene from the new Peter Pan movie, when they just get to Neverland and Captain Hook is a rock star.
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>Zion
>city full of mulattos instead of kikes
what did they mean by this?
What is the most terrific creature design in films?
and
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>>81197066
Biollante
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>>81197066
>Berserk
>Terrific creature design
Weebs have the worst taste
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>>81197066
The Thing prequel was pretty good
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>Character is being chased by something
>He keeps turning around to look at it as he runs
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>two characters having dialogue
>one sentence ends
>cut to a completely different filming location where a lot of time must have passed for them to get there
>next sentence is a continuation and/or reply to the previous sentence as if the conversation had never been interrupted
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>>81197005
I hate this shit.
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>car chase
>coming up to busy intersection
>puts the foot down and speeds through (bonus points for actually showing a foot slamming down on the pedal)
>checks rearview mirror to see the chaser screeching to a halt
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What are you watching today?
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Saw gits in cinema, solid 7/10. Gonna start pic releated in a minute.
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>>81196847
Don't expect much. It's an average movie.
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>>81196847
I must say, if they really wanted to make it a compelling choice between the woman and the old Jap, then they really should have given the woman more than fifteen minutes of screentime.
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>>81196847
Not an Amy schumar fan
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>mfw newfags don't know about our hidden board
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>it's slow
>also shite
Enjoy your containment board, faaag.
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>>81196791
we didn't want you anyway, faggot
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>>81196791
You just don't understand our hidden board culture you dumb sperg.
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Grease monkey
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>>81196645
I'LL SEND MY CONDOLENCES TO YOUR KANGAROO WIFE
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>>81197271
Thanks m8.
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rip kitty
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How come in ww1 or ww2 movies France is overlooked or barely mentioned. And any suggestions for good war movies
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Parce que vous etes des laches
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>>81196618
everyone knows the french surrendered immediately in both those wars
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Why would english speaking audiences give two shits about the french during the world wars unless its a tart taking anglo dick?
If you want pro france movies learn french
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>where would you like to sit sir?
F15
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>>81196607
>No option for top of the stairs
I'm going to a different cinema next time
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I'll take to the balcony to get a better view of the child's playplace