snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
THE FART PLAN LISTS ME, MY *BRRRRT*, AND DOCTOR*PFFFFFFT* HERE
So this is why he wears the mask.
boy this thread stinks
SOME
>>80650027
Looks like Sal
90s music was the worst era of music
>>80650212
Weak bait
>I’ve been waiting for you, Obi Wan. We meet again at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the Master.
Is that really what you would say to the man who left you bleeding and burning to death sliding into molten lava?
Wouldn't it be something else like;
>Fuck you doing on my station, you gigantic cunt?
>>80649864
This always felt like Vader tested 4 different one liners he wanted to use when he finally met up with Obi-Wan again. For 30 years he would say each them into his mirror as practice and internally try to decide which was cooler sounding
Then the day came and he couldn't decide which one liner to use so he said all four
>>80649864
>left his apprentice burning to death
>"Only a master of Evil, now."
>>80649965
fucking kek
This was even worse than The Force Awakens and I hated The Force Awakens.
Nothing wrong with Felicoty Jones though you fags always think british actresses are bad like her and Emma Watson because they act serious. I thought her character and sone others felt real but the directing was just choppy and ADD by the end of it.
>>80649544
It had better ships, robots, and side characters which would make a good video game tho. Thats all that matters in Star Wars.
>>80649635
True but what was up with the flow the directing the editing for the last half of it? I'm no expert even though I think I like some pretty underrated kinos but it made the force awakens look good in that regard because JJ can actuall make a coherently paced tone wise film.
I'm not wrong that you can totally see the reshoots and the B movie tier shit stuffed in with some nice things. Could have been one of the best star wars films if they hired a good director. I guess David Yates doesn't make fucking star wars. The han solo movie is fucked 21 and 22 jump street are flicks
>>80649544
Stop baiting us you fucking nigger. You have shit taste. Go die in a fire and get AIDS. You don't deserve to be on this earth.
thoughts on this garbage?
It was just weird. They tried to make it feel like harry potter but it failed
American actors and its placed in new york? nah.
God it was so fucking boring. I don't even remember half of the movie I was on my phone most of the time
dobles, senor
Roll it
>>80649200
OMGWTFBBQ
>>80649200
Impressive, very nice.
>villain has refined taste and an english accent, enjoys wine and classical music
>>80649149
I love that trope
>villain is a white male (either straight or bi)
>protagonists are all either nonwhite or female
>villain is rich old white guy
What was the moment when you realized you outgrew rlm?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUNx5_UBbI
Space Cop BTFO
probably space cop
>>80648725
Iron man 3/Pain & Gain review.
They were straining to find petty things to bitch about with P&G because it was a Michael Bay movie. It got to the point they didn't seem to understand the concept of a black comedy and humour based around bad shit that's happened in the real world but they do of course (they do it themselves constantly) they just wanted to whine about it.
what did he do all by himself on the Endurance for 23 years, /tv/?
>>80648538
Nuffin
*glass breaks*
>>80648538
GOT NOIDED
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
Why hello beautiful, and you are beautiful
fucking hell...
she is better than any women here in brazil, the non whites
>batman jumped out of a building to save those titties
Just marathoned the first episode of this show. Every character acts like an inhuman jackass and also liberal retard. Does it get better?
>marathoned the first episode
shut the fuck up. if you can't handle them at their season 1 premiere, you don't deserve them at the season 2 finale.
you now realize you're the liberal retards you hate who get offended over everything
>>80648520
I'm not gonna lie, Big campus, actual college, not a parody of itself season one was the best of the six. Chevy had less of a reason to be an ass, Donald hadn't blown up yet and cared, Britta was a real person and Annie was still young, we tried not to sexualize her.
Could she play Lisbeth Salander in the sequel?
>>80648462
>Muh feminism
>I hate men who are picky
>Only dates Chads who were lucky in the genetic lottery
Seems normal
>>80648485
???
>>80648462
doggy and hershlag!
Starting with best girl
>>80648225
Hnng...
Who honestly wouldn't?
>The world is nearly dead
>Time to rape
>>80648322
>that fucking bounce
>looking up at that savior with those eyes
Holy shit if that isn't asking for it I don't know what is
hopefully we see Rosita and black bitch get shredded with machine gun fire and lawls ayy lmao and Darth Eugene pets his sock monkey in complete prowess of his new teams power as hw atches on laughing maniacally as theyre gunned down
Oil?
Reminder that Dave Chapelle quit comedy because he didn't like how someone laughed at one of his skits on set.
A comedian... who quit comedy... because he didn't like how someone was laughing.
To him, it was a "racist laugh".
He may be a comedian, but more than that, he is a joke himself.
>>80648430
I think that's unfair, he's a very talented man but was obviously having personal issues regarding life at the time.
that's why we see a very different Dave these days, we see someone who accepted that life is just.. shitty.
We've all had those moments where we reacted in ways that looking back could have been handled differently.
its just that his moment was during a multi million deal, which gets him shit on more than it would have during any other moment.
>>80648430
Actually he quit for a multiple number of reasons. Hollywood was starting to get to him and it's not the life he wanted.
>Alpha chad fuckboy going to bang every female on the show
Is Archie is villain of Riverdale?
>>80647643
>Cheryl
yuck
>>80647758
>ywn be her slave
why even live anon
>>80647837
what's he gonna do with all that syrup