Sony is so fucking scared about the critics.
>Emoji Movie opening tomorrow the embargo is not lifted yet
>Dark Tower opening soon embargo still up
Will there 2 flop?
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I seriously have no idea what they were thinking with the Emoji Movie.
movies made for 1-3 year olds do horribly, and 4-7 year olds don't have cell phones. Anyone older than that is embarrassed at the idea an Emoji movie even exists.
And Disney has already proven for a century that you can make a movie a young child can watch that is also an actual good movie.
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>>85516921
>4-7 year olds don't have cell phones
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>>85516732
I'm happy Spiderman unperformed. Sony needs to keep getting fucked until they learn.
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Would movies be better if sequels didn't exist and all stories had to be confined to a single narrative?
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Those two things are not mutually exclusive
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BRING ME MAH LEGS
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Is there a similar show to "Clever! Die Show die Wissen Schafft" (a pun, because "Wissenschaft"=science, "wissen schaffen"="creating knowledge") in the angloamerican popular television?
It is a show that shows experiments (often stolen from mythbusters, brainiac, etc., or youtube (like "will it blend")) and asks celebrities for the outcome as a Quiz. The following is a video of such an experiment, but they cut out the Quiz parts in their podcasts, unfortunately:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP9rkv_KPgM
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Fapiss dich
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>>85222067
German humour is really only funny for Germans. So no there are no equivalents in Anglophone entertainment.
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>>85222372
wieso?
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Which old-era Bond film is the best?
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the best tv of the 90's was comedic, the best tv of the 00's was dramatic
discuss
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>>85221751
no, clear you haven't seen this kino.
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>>85223430
This. And it's also both.
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>>85223430
>drama show where a majority of episodes don't even connect to each other
>good
I was 18 once too.
>MUAAAAAH the French comic hasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence
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Ausfag thread
I just wanna know what youse are planning to see at MIFF if you live in Melbourne.
http://miff.com.au/program/films/type/feature,short,short+films,vr
Otherwise I guess we could talk about ninja warrior or why Karl Stefanovic is a thing?
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>>85516520
Fuck off vicfag, Adelaide Film Festival is better
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>>85516520
Fucking queer
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>>85516571
What did you see there? Maybe there's some crossover.
Also Victoria #1 best state rest of you cunts don't even know how bad you've got it.
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Star Wars is objectively better.
>BUT DUDE LONG TAKES ARE FOR PATRICIANS
You can have long quiet scenes that are both good and bad. Just because its long doesnt automatically make it good fucking hell.
>DUDE THOSE SCENES MAKE US APPRECIATE TECHNOLOGY AND SHIT
A competent director would have directed those scenes in a way that doesn't put a hyperactive 5 year old to sleep. It's just shitty film making, no excuse.
>IT JUST DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH LASER GUNS AND SJW PANDERING FOR YOU LIKING
Fuck off. Before Sunrise was litterally just two people walking around a city, talking and it wasn't boring for a second. You know why? BECAUSE IT HAD A COMPETENT DIRECTOR!
>DUDE BUT THE AENDING WAS PRETTY LSD TRIPPIN LMAO
So it's confirmed the drugs have destroyed your brains. 2001 fans are literally DUDE WEED LMAO tier
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Oh look it's the autistic dribbling fucktard and his thread again
Sage
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>>85516481
Announcing sage is against the rules.
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>>85516450
pleb
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>get lead writing position on tv show
>cast tons of hunky guys
>cast yourself as the lead and have said hunky guys falling all over you
I'm not even mad. How the hell do you pull that shit off?
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>>85221648
I guess because she was a big wig at the office so the producers just thought "well I guess she might make us another hit".
But her entire thing at the office was just being a valley girl. That's it. She couldn't write anything actually clever for herself on that show.
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It happens all the time
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>>85221821
I seem to remember Seinfeld as a character didn't get all the girls and didn't have the entire cast revolve around him. Mindy's character is pretty much a Mary Sue
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David a cute! CUTE!
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>>85221628
New one got hate but I liked it.
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>>85221628
The """twist""" endings to both Life and Alien Covenant were both so similar
Coincidentally, they were both 5/10 at best
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>>85222176
>the psychopathic robot with a god complex from the previous movie os revealed to be a psychopathic robot with a god complex
I thought the plot twist was 10/10
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We need more giant insect movies like Them!
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Did Poe want to fuck the black guy?
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Just watched TFA for the first time. Got to this part.
uhm do they have hots each other?
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>>85221472
He wanted to extend his gun pipeline into brown.
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>>85221472
oscar isaac just has a permanent sex face.
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Why does the 5th season get so much hate?
During every rewatch I like it more.
Yeah the newspaper storyline was a bit weak, but not that terrible. It also had a lot of charme and season 5 McNulty is by far the best McNulty.
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It's the weakest season and people just exaggerate how "bad" it is. It's still better than 99% of stuff on tv
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Worth it for the Rals in the box scene
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>>85221434
Holy shit
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Which scenes from television and movies give you brap blisters?
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>>85221360
The last march of the Ent scene
You bow to no one
My brother, my captain, my king
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>>85221360
Battleshits