What are /tv/'s thoughts on this """""film"""""?
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>>80424612
Lost River was better
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>>80424612
Jena was hot, especially when she molests corpses.
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I honestly haven't fully got this song out of my head since I first saw it like 8 months ago. A truly haunting movie
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claim your twin peaks waifu
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>>80514121
Shelly claimed
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>>80514121
step aside losers
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>>80514121
Doorknob Josie
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This movie was pretty good but clearly the creators have very flawed understanding of how boys work, in one very specific way.
Sure Hailee Steinfeld is far from a 10/10, but there is absolutely no way a girl like this wouldnt have at least three beta orbiters around her worshiping her every day. She's also pretty enough to attract the attention of at least a few of the cool kids.
Its insane that the film acts like its even possible for a mildly attractive girl to have little to no friends, because thats just not how high school works. From what i remember, a girl would have to do literally nothing and yet she could expect all kinds of attention. If this character was a guy maybe i would believe it.
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>>80424526
>Steinfeld
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>>80424594
I want /pol/ to leave
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>>80424526
>but there is absolutely no way a girl like this wouldnt have at least three beta orbiters around her worshiping her every day.
Beta orbiters exist in real life? Like, y'all do that shit outside? I thought it was just an internet thing.
But I guess Erwin was her beta orbiter, just not that much of a beta.
>She's also pretty enough to attract the attention of at least a few of the cool kids.
Not really, she's kind of cute, but she's a weirdo spazz and acts/looks like it, look at her outfits.
>Its insane that the film acts like its even possible for a mildly attractive girl to have little to no friends
Yes, because women look for friends they're attracted to.
Edge of Seventeen was pretty realistic, she had no trouble getting the boy she liked to go out with her.
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>taking up contact with a girl who grew up in my neighbourhood
>we went to the same school when we were teenagers
>I was that short, skinny kid who spent the breaks in the library
>she grew to 5'10'' early and did all kinds of sports
>ten years later, I've grown slightly taller than her and put on 50 pounds of muscle
Do you think it would be a good idea to watch Captain America: The First Avenger with her?
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Just rape her.
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>>80513271
>5'10''
yes
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>>80513271
>5'10
Kek, better watch a better movie than that or she's going to notice you're a manlet and leave fast.
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Watching Amy Schumers special on Netflix. I've never seen any of her shit before but she gets a lot of hate so thought i'd give it a try.
I was not prepared.
About 10 minutes in and I cannot believe the lack of humour on display. She has referred to her pussy as being big and smelling like a barn animal, shes talked about how she loves when guys kiss her after eating her smelly pussy.
Wtf is this shit? Where are the jokes /tv/? How could she possibly be so famous with this shit? It is worse than the Leslie Jones one where she rolls around on the floor laughing at her own non jokes.
Crazy world I tell ya.
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Hating her is a meme for a reason
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>>80424400
So i've discovered. 4 minutes later shes still talking about cum. Bad female comedians seem to think that talking about things we all know but saying SOME WORDS! in WACK-EE!!! sorts of wwwaaaYYYYSsss!!!! *insert big dumb male or bimbo female impersonation here*
She's now literally describing what its like to fuck her. She's comparing it to one of those people painted silver that dont move.
Im going to have a running commentary on this. Its almost like watching a car accident happen in slow mo.
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>>80424349
She just burped with zero context, literally burped whilst speaking and people laughed.
All these shots of the audience laughing just seem like they WANT to laugh so they do. The women are laughing hysterically of course, like blacks at a black show.
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OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPING AROUND
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NEW YORK CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND
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>>80512697
Tokyo city you scum
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WHEN SUDDENLY BATMAN JIZZED FROM THE SHADE
Why did his career stall?
Was it the gay thing?
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>>80511973
Because he has no charisma.
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Didn't pick good roles.
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>>80511973
breaking into hollywood isnt like breaking into a jamba juice
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/bb/ big brother canada: a fucking leaf in space 2017-03-17 12:04:07 Post No.80511902
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/bb/ big brother canada: a fucking leaf in space
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hoh: karen
percentage of the cast i recognize: 60%?
eviction: tonight?
feeds: after the episode? midnight? next week? idfk
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>this Gary's winner's edit
kill me
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Do they cast one person every year who doesn't speak english
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Just give me feeds and good fucking tv.
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-1943
John Goodman is the soul survivor of a monster attack, and it is covered by the goverment
-1946
Monarch is founded
While the 43 incident probably had a hand in the creation of Monarch, it is worth to note that Monarch was founded prior to the 54 Godzilla incident.
-1954
The first Godzilla incident
-1973
Kong Skull Island
It is mentioned of old cave paintings portraying Godzilla, Rodan, Ghidorah, Mothra
-1999
Meltdown in Japan
-2014
Godzilla
While the 43 incident probably had a hand in the creation of Monarch, it is worth to note that Monarch was founded prior to the 54 Godzilla incident.
Question is what was it that forced the foundation of Monarch, and what attacked in 1943 and if it will be brought back up?
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>soul survivor
>soul
so cute when americans try to spell words
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>soul survivor
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>This thread will only be filled with greentexting "soul."
/tv/ is autistic, I swear.
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Is this the Kino way of holding a cigarette?
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If you smoke cigarettes like that in real life and you don't look like McConaughey, people will definitely know you're autistic.
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>>80424253
Travolta is the undisputed master of on screen smoking.
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>>80426129
Close, but nah.
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Power Rangers Marathon WE ZEO NOW edition
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>>80511716
First for bulk and skull
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Second for Kim
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>Majin Blue
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NETFLIX changing user review system after Amy Schumer bashing. 2017-03-16 11:32:45 Post No.80510803
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NETFLIX changing user review system after Amy Schumer bashing.
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>After years of allowing customers to rank movies on a scale of 1-to-5 stars, the streaming service announced plans to replace that system with a binary “thumbs up vs. thumbs down” rating. Soon one-star ratings will cease to be a thing on Netflix
wow what a bunch of cucks, time to cancel my subscription I guess
http://ew.com/tv/2017/03/16/netflix-star-ratings/
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>muh lennials
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>>80510803
Netflix has ratings?
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>>80510880
yeah
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Worst advert at the moment.
This is something from the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8--PFAJDE
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That shit came in the wake of the special olympics.
I don't agree with it, and it's obviously a grotesque fantasy.
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>>80424252
I don't want to watch the ad because I think it will make me sad
Don't make fun of the goblin woman she has it hard enough and did nothing wrong
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>Someone authorized this to sell their chocolate
>Someone looked at this and said yeup, this was worth the fifty grand to produce and get into circulation
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>J-JACK WILL NEVER KILL A HUMAN! MUH MORALITY!
What's that all over his body? Cranberry juice?
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>>80424169
It's the blood of white nerds when they realize this SJ will cater less to their whims
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it's pizza sauce nigga
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>>80424169
robot motor oil
his own blood
cranberry juice
>Netflix
>$9.99
>Amazon Prime
>$10.99 (includes way more than just video)
>Showtime
>$8.99
>Starz
>$8.99
>Hulu
>$11.99 with no ads
>HBO
>$14.99
Why is HBO so expensive?
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>>80424128
It's 5 dollars...after paying 35 dollars for DirecTVnow
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>>80424128
HBO will have to drop their price, they are no longer the spot for great TV shows anymore with garbage like GoT, Big little Lies, Veep, and even westworld have terrible plot points that would make any veteran of the channel drop their subscription.
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Game of Thrones is popular and expensive