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/tv/ rewrites The Phantom Menace 2017-04-18 03:05:19 Post No.81757238
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2017-04-18 03:05:19
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How do we fix it? There will be only one original post, every reply will be a subsequent scene. Reply chain will be the scenes in order. Every scene written in greentext.
>EXTERIOR SPACE
>(outside the planet Naboo, spaeship cuts into the scene from left of the frame, approaching the Trade Federation Ship)
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>>81757238
>Darth Jar Jar is raping Queen Amadala in his private suite
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>>81757238
>INTERIOR SPACESHIP
> QUI GON JINN and OBI-WAN KENOBI look deeply concerned.
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEE" (Obi Wan Kenobi)
>"I agree" (Qui Gon Jinn)
>"BRAAAAPPPFFFT" (Obi Wan Kenobi)
>"What?" (Qui Gon Jinn)
>camera pans out and captures spaceship and trade federation ship with the planet naboo in the background
>McDonaldsAd.mp3 starts playing
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>I get to pick the genre though
>Yes! But it has to be a comedy
what did she mean by this??
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>>81757186
She is a pawg comedienne
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member when she betrayed Tracey Morgan?
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>>81757186
I'd stick three fingers up her asshole then make her lick them. That's right /tv/, I went there
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indiana jones
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>>81757176
JUNGE
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>>81757176
What about JONES?!
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>>81757176
kino
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What is the best communist movie?
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>>81757128
Land and Freedom
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>>81757128
Harry Potter-
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avengers
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ITT: Characters that deserved to die
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>>81757053
All that money, and he's still burning in huell
>>81757255
replying because I'm afraid
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>>81757053
Why is he dressed like CIA?
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Ubering with Two Phones 2017-04-18 02:55:59 Post No.81756914
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Ubering with Two Phones 2017-04-18 02:55:59 Post No.81756914
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I drive for Uber daily for 5 days a week, and I just bought a brand new LG G6. My old phone was working great but I wanted a better camera and more internal memory. I just got the idea that my old phone, which is now deactivated, but still has functional Wi-Fi and GPS capabilities could continue to take the brunt of Ubering.
My reasoning is that my new phone could be used as a hotspot, only working to access and transmit data to my old phone, which would be using GPS, Wi-Fi and Navigation always on. That way my old phone can continue to do the heavy lifting while my new phone just uses data with it's screen off. I'm trying to extend it's battery health because I'm not the kind of person to buy a new phone every 2 years, and I just want to get the most out of this new phone. Is this a good idea or am I being overly cautious?
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You drive?
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what movie is this from?
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/tv/ - Television & Film
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what's his endgame?
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>>81756856
Fuck off with this bullshit.
Dan "the normal man" Schneider did nothing wrong.
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>>81756856
> Alma mater : Harvard University (1 Semester)
> 1 Semester
whew lad
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>>81756856
this
MOTHERFUCKER
is sleeping with
UNDERAGE starlets and
basically you can do
NOTHING
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PURE KINO
https://youtu.be/a36V1qNga_w
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Agreed
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Still kicking myself for not getting tickets to this... And with no DVD release date on the horizon I may as well kill myself
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Godzilla rampaging to "Who Will Know?" was the climax (an admittedly hair raising one) but everything after that felt like a long slog.
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What films feature the most realistic portrayal of firearms?
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>>81756677
Brian Pepper's looking good
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>>81756677
heat
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>>81756677
damn that dudes fuckin based
WTF i hate Lynch now
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>>81756582
It's an
>OP doesn't realize that the Lynch dune is literally as kino as it gets
Bless this man. Bless him.
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>>81756648
Unironically, I think Dune is one of the best pleb filters. It's a very impressive movie. Flawed for sure, but still good in many ways
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Why don't more movies do the inner monologue voice lines?
Hey, Jim. Can I have a quick rundown?
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What the fuck is a rundown anyway
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Why couldn't jim write the rundown? Was he literally retarded?
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I'm glad prison miked stabbed that nigger to death in the shower
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>It's a "Julia plays Guitar Hero on no-fail mode and never lets someone else try" episode
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>>81756383
>It's a "Julia screeches incoherently for an hour when someone brushes against her the wrong way" episodeI feel awful because I was diagnosed autistic at one point but at the same time why not make fun of it right
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>>81756383
>its a Julia draws fecal art in the public bathroom
My favourite.
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>>81756383
>>81756584
>>81756652
You guys are pathetic faggots.
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PUT
THAT
COFFE
DOWN
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>>81756280
You don't deserve the Glengarry Glenn Ross accounts
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>>81756329
These are the new leads. These are the glengary leads. I could give them to you, but that would be wasting them.
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>THE LEEDS ARE WEEK
What did he mean by this?
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LOOK AT ME HECTOR
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if I plow it, will I die ?
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>>81756066
The only actress with more succubus eyes than Daddario.
HOLY SHIT.
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I can feel my aging the more i watch it.
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He remains an EeeeeeEEEEEEnglishMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>81756045
Can you sing the score of the HMS Feedandseed?
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>>81756045
one of the greatest episodes
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>>81756293
Arthur Chuck and WS Sneed's HMS Pinafore