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>>83298400
Harry Potter

literally nothing happens

>>83298400
DULL

>>83298378
jared fogel

Idris Elba

>>83298378
Michael Cera

>>83298308
Ignoring it fuckface

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>>83298308
>warner bros isnt promoting a movie their trying to make money off of

>Major studio project critical to the success of a planned workhorse franchise
>120 million dollar budget
If anyone in the world thinks that Warner WANTS to lose money on this they're mega retards.

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>ywn be a woman who gets tons of shekels to shill for shitty movies because they promote feminism

its Ghostbusters all over again!

>The team travels to the system indicated by the obelisk aboard the Magellan, commanded by Captain Janek. Janek, along with most of his crew, are skeptical and anxious about the mission, but have agreed to take part on the promise of triple pay. The Magellan reaches its destination, Zeta II Reticuli, and soon finds evidence of potentially non-natural structures on a moon designated LV-426. The team discovers several pyramids on the surface, including a large complex inside a series of regular craters linked by deep trenches, suggesting artificial construction. Janek sets down and the science team move out in vehicles to investigate further. They enter the largest, central pyramid and begin mapping the structure with remote drones. When they are startled by a holographic recording, two of the team, Fifield and Millburn, elect to return to the ship. The rest of the team discovers terraforming equipment at the center of the pyramid, as well as a pile of ancient, eviscerated Engineer corpses.

>A satellite the Magellan left in orbit detects a large storm front moving with the moon's sunset, and Janek orders everyone back to the ship. They barely make it; Watts is almost blown away by the savage winds but David rescues her. Once on board, they realize that both Fifield and Millburn are missing. They contact the men by radio, and find they have become lost inside the pyramid. They have plenty of supplies, and Janek tells them to hold out until they can return after the storm has passed in the morning. The team on the Magellan celebrate their discovery. Afterwards, Watts and Holloway autopsy an Engineer's decaying head that they recovered from the pyramid.

>That night, Millburn is attacked by a centipede-like creature and killed, whilst Fifield is subdued by a swarm of the scarab-like insects. The following morning, Vickers awakens a team of mercenaries secretly stowed away aboard the Magellan and places them in charge of the expedition. The team returns to the pyramid to try and locate the missing men and continue their exploration. Under Vickers' orders, several of the scientists begin disassembling the terraforming equipment so it can be returned to Earth for study. Watts and Holloway discover more dead Engineers, each with their chest burst outwards, but Holloway falls down a shaft and gets separated from the rest of the team.

>Janek discovers Millburn's corpse and orders his crew back to the ship, although Vickers' mercenaries and several scientists remain to deconstruct the terraforming machine. Watts and David also stay behind to find Holloway. They eventually find him wandering aimlessly with no real memory of what happened to him; they take him back to the ship. Once there, Watts and Holloway engage in sexual intercourse, but a creature suddenly bursts from Holloway's chest, killing him. The white, boneless alien creature quickly escapes into the Magellan's ventilation system. The crew begin searching the ship, while Watts returns to the pyramid, following the location data recorded by Holloway's spacesuit, hoping to find out what happened to him. She finds that he was attacked by an octopoid creature that latched onto his face. As she moves on, she encounters David aboard a large Engineer spacecraft hidden underground. David reveals that the ship was headed to Earth with plans to wipe out humanity using genetically-modified, weaponized versions of the creature that attacked Holloway. However, the creatures got loose and wiped out the crew before they could carry out their mission. In a large chamber filled with leathery eggs,

>David attacks Watts and allows one of the weaponized creatures — a Facehugger — to subdue her.

>When she regains consciousness, Watts just barely makes it back to the Magellan and climbs into a Med Pod. The Chestburster within her bursts from her chest in the middle of surgery to remove it, and Watts dies. However, the Med Pod's systems manage to save her life and repair the damage. When she wakes, she sees the now fully grown Xenomorph attack and kill one of the crewmembers as he enters the room, but she manages to shoot the creature before it can turn on her.

>Watts discovers that several of the crew have been gruesomely killed by the creature that came from Holloway in her absence, which is now fully grown and hiding on the lower decks. She informs the survivors of the Engineer ship and its mission to wipe out humanity, a mission that David is now attempting to resume. With no alternative, the survivors elect to try and stop him while Janek stays behind to try and fix the Magellan, which David has sabotaged. Aboard the Engineer vessel, the remaining crew and mercenaries confront David as he revives a final Engineer from hypersleep. The Engineer decapitates David and slaughters most of the team, but Watts survives while Vickers escapes with the leader of the mercenaries, Shepherd; Vickers and Shepherd encounter the now mutated Fifield as they flee through the pyramid and are killed.

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>fire up a comfy holotenga
>dismiss several inferior waifus as you tighten up the criteria
>finally zero in on exactly what you need for this session
>the captain strolls in without knocking and cavalierly sits down to converse

there's literally a joke with a janitor all aggro cause he knows he has to clean up riker's spooge in TNG. not even subtle about it.

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>>83297594
>DS9 not canon

mhm

*mhms behind you*

>>83297303
MHHMHMHMHMH nootka.... mhhmm
mmmmmhhhh... beee veeeeeery careful now... mhm...
little boy... i have a use for you.... mmhhh... the key..... for a safe mhmh......
go home now mhmhm..... i'm not good company now mhhmm.....
do you want coffee hmm?....
mmhmhhm the chest with my fathers belongings...mmmh bring it to me hmmmm...... sir stuart strange mhmmm.... gunpowdah.... mmmm.....


JAMES YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!111!!
Mmhh... yes I know... hmm....

I just generally love movies and enjoy most of the films I watch. Some of them may fall out of grace in time, but on initial viewing I get most of it.
I'm an autist tho and only watch movies I know I'll like and shit on movies I know I won't like on /tv/ like I watched them, even though I did not

When I watched Christine (2016). It felt like I was watching my own biopic. It's my favorite movie ever now.

War Machine was funny.

>>83297250
Lilyhammer was better...

>>83297250
>be a tyrant with pleb tastes
>force your underlings to watch shitty shows because you can

>>83297347
>not knowing Putin is the king of vicious banter

>>83297137
Poolboy is the best thing he's been in

>>83297155
Why is an exposed penis supposed to be funny? Nudity is either titilating or it's not.

xena was better

No. Its great

>>83297210
Do people watch it?

>>83297126
Mike is getting real old. maybe they should shut this shit down already.
i'll keep watching for kimfu. she's perfect.

>shaved pits

I N T E R N A L I Z E D O P P R E S S I O N

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Kek

You're the new sjw.
You know that right?

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>>83297052
Uh, if you say so OP.

>kino
>reddit

pick one

>>83296980
How do you explain the blackness making him stronger and more alpha then?

Oh..

>>83297111
But everyone hated peter when he was infected with the symbiote.

>"WHITE POWER"

what did he mean by this

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>Those two characters in the sequel who get trapped in the woods for 5 days from their perspective
>Don't try making a fire and burning the motherfucker down

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