A
REAL
HUMAN
BEING
I miss Driveposting
please don't let my thread die
PLEASE
I'm a big guy
What went wrong?
nothing
Why did he burn the plane?
>>85358161
To prevent its capture by Nazis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at5uUvRkxZ0
This is the power of cinema as an art form.
yes I too saw this posted on facebook
Fake, he's not a Calgary veteran, there's never even been a war in Calgary
>>85358720
nice reddit humor
CLEAN
IT
UP
WAGEKEK
I've worked as a theater crew at 2 different theaters totaling about 4 years of work.
It's one of the easiest fucking jobs in the world. Highly reccomended for someone that needs a fresh start. Obviously don't treat it as a career though.
not the worst thing to do, as long as you have gloves
>mfw I stand up in the middle of the movie, put my pants around my ankles and start peeing on the head of the person in front of me
Why did critics hate this Cinematic Masterpiece when its significantly better than Guardians of the galaxy 1 and 2?
Did films just get awful in 20 years or just critics?
Modern critics are paid off
>>85357687
they have such awful taste. its the only logical answer
Name a scene in MCU better than this?
Dunkirk
>Multi-narrative, non-linear story telling, beautifully spliced scenes of varying melodies and tones. Nolan knows the audience is smart enough to keep up
BvS
>multi-narrative, waking dream story telling, with jarring shifts in tone and pointless metaphorical symbology that leaves the audience scratching their head about what is going on in this film
It's difficult living in a post-Dunkino world.
Everything just looks so...plebeian
the audience Dunkirk is aimed at is not the same as capeshit. Capeshit fan base are low on the IQ ladder and in fact probably never attended university. Dunkirk is aimed at non-brainlets.
For many years now I've said that only a young Russel Crowe or David Hayter himself could play a live action Solid Snake but that Infinity War poster clearly proved me wrong
>"LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!"
>>85356556
shit that could work
doubt it will ever happen though
>>85356556
Chris Evans is too much of a pussy to be snake.
JUST
>>85356485
TIM
I
NEED
HEALTHCARE
>>85356485
Can't wait until he dies then cuckservatives can stop pretending he's funny
>>85356485
christ, he looks more jewish every day
HOH:Jessica
Veto:Jessica
Nominations:Ramses, Josh
Temptation:Jessica has the power to stop one of the next 3 evictions
Curse:TBD
previously on /bb/ >>85351892
First for Jody making retarded game moved
>>85356477
Dubs don't lie
>me on the left
this entire movie is cringe...
>adam sandler
thats why
Adam Sandler has played a "retard" in every movie since Billy Madison.
>>85356706
literal retard in Punch Drunk Love
Comedies Americans will NEVER understand
Only Fools and Horses is quintessentially British. Americans could never enjoy it.
Only a true plonker can get it,
>>85356060
>>85356521
Americans will simply never understand this British kino
What are some remakes that were better than the original?
Dunkirk is a great spin off to the plane scene
>>85355821
but Drive was better
>>85355969
*Baby Driver was better
Was he a virgin?
I could see his military dad hiring a prostitute for him I guess.
>>85355808
literally me. except successful.
>>85355808
>get spontaneous boner
>sperg out and start stimming
>beat own cock with a rolling pin while listening to metal
Did he have the best performance in Dunkirk?
>>85355790
He's pretty much good in every film I have seen him in
>>85355824
He's pretty much playing the same loser character in every film I have ever seen him in
>>85355790
Nobody really got a chance to "act" in this movie. I think the best performace was from Harry Styles, funnily enough.
Most of the screentime involving characters in this flick is close ups of them staring mornfuly at the ocean.
Who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_hBrSmuRBA
>chess grandmaster is a massive autist
stop the presses
Magnus is a spoiled twat and Maurice can't wipe his ass without the use of an engine.
>i will never have a chessfu
please...life is suffering.