Recommend me a Kino to watch tonight, i'd allow a film but no flicks.
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I'm watching Stalingrad (1993 ofcourse).
Worth a watch if you've never seen it.
Failing that. Throne of Blood.
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>Raising Arizona (Coen brothers, 1987)
>Rear Window (Alfred Hitchcock, 1954)
>The Others (Alejandro Amenábar, 2001)
>Sorcerer (William Friedkin, 1977)
>Victoria (Sebastian Schipper, 2015)
>A Brighter Summer Day (Edward Yang, 1991)
Victoria is a demi-film at most in premise, but it's shot in one single take with no cuts or editing, which is highly impressive in and of itself, and thus elevates it somewhat. You watch it looking for that one jarring fuckup, but it's all around seamless.
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>>81588736
Man of Steel
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Who here hyped for Snatched?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jcsc62gdBk
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>>81588669
I enjoy Goldie comedies.
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>>81588669
>those comments
>those dislikes
Is Schumer's career really being memed into oblivion?
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>>81588669
not even slightly
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Give me one good reason why symbolism in movies isn't complete shit.Pro Tip: You can't
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>>81588628
Because symbolism transcends languagr and speaks to your subconscious in a way words never could. Wait, I just wrote your paper for you. Damn it.
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>>81588697
Except symbols are still language. Learn semmiotics, you dumbfuck. Speaking to the subconscious is just a matter of hiding meaning in a deeper part of the message, a connotation in a denotation.
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>>81588697
>Because symbolism transcends languagr and speaks to your subconscious in a way words never could.
Only if you're familiar with the source and what's being symbolized.
Like Christian symbolism is big, but if your Muslim you could miss out on a lot of it.
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Finished watching the new season. If you aren't a backer, you'll be able to see it on Netflix (and presumably Pirate Bay) starting tomorrow.
Jonah is good. Crow is good. Servo is grating at first because he's so different, but turns out to be pretty good. Felicia and Oswald are bad. There are cameos by celebrities and old cast members, but none of them are funny. Overall the skits are similar to the old ones.
The movies are very well chosen. None of them are already memes, there's a wide variety of genres, and there's some interesting celebrities sprinkled in them.
The riffs are a good mix. Some newer pop culture stuff, but also plenty of references to film, literature, music, and old episodes. I was afraid of lazy political jokes, but it didn't happen. I didn't catch a single reference to Trump.
Overall it's very similar in tone and quality to the old series. Old fans who don't hate it on principle will enjoy it. Normies will also enjoy it and it seems pretty likely they'll be able to make more.
Thoughts/questions/meme-based insults?
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So it's shit?
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>Oswald is bad
Can't believe they still put that wife-murderer on TV
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What movies?
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did anyone else think he'd look more JUST-ed?
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>>81588550
give him more time, Brendan took him like 10 years
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>>81588550
Just because people bitch about him online doesn't mean he actually reads it.
Lloyd had it tougher cause he was a kid and children in elementary school are raging fags.
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>>81589380
This. He's lived a very comfortable adult life and has a beautiful wife or whatever. Why would he care what nerds say about him?
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>Ey, m'ask you sumthin
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>>81588457
Excited for the spinoff. He's actually a great actor and the punisher is "superhero" that actually fucking does his job
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>>81588457
>that skull
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
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WHY DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE THIS FUCKED UP FACE????
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>He rates Craig
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>>81588390
I agree with this to be honest with you family
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>>81588390
Add the next level up with Lazenby and the final stage of total dimensional consciousness with Roger Moore.
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>>81588390
Craig is the best bond, by a lot.
The Pierce Brosnan movies feel like comedy after watching Craigs Bond.
When you finish a pilot and already know you're in love with the show.
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its all downhill from there, don't worry
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>>81588406
Why go on the internet and tell lies?
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>>81588719
Past s1 the show is trash
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ITT: BLACKED done right
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holy shit disney brainwashing little blonde girls to like the cool bad blak lion
holy ssssssssshieet these maniacs
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Never before have I ever wanted to fuck a cat so badly.
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Wasn't this technically incest?
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>Literally the biggest opening in China
>Not a single thread
What happened to the Familia feeling?
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>>81588279
We're not Chinese?
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>>81588309
It was released in Europe yesterday.
At least I atended to the premiere
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>>81588279
>The Fast and the Furious 8: The Fate of the furious
>Fast and Furious 8: Fate of the Furious
>Fast 8: Fate of the Furious
>F8: Fate of the Furious
>F8 of the Furious
Kino.
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>ywn smoke a joint with Donald Glover
Why even live bros?
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>>81588168
>implying he rolls good blunts
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>>81588168
>ywn spoke a joint with Remy Lacroix
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Well I'm a white hetero male, so clearly I have been privileged with a lot to live for.
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Who is this ugly bitch and why is she in more and more movies?
Her """acting""" in Fantastic Beasts was awful.
Who needs this untalented goblin in Hollywood?
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Hollywood loves ugly women.
Just look at Brie Larson's success.
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>>81587944
>Hollywood loves ugly women.
I mean what's even the point?
She can't act, that's for sure...
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>>81587905
Same reason Kristin Wiig is in EVERY other movie...they need some ugly to relate to audiences
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Who would you cast in a Berserk live adaptation ?
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myself as Griffith
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>>81587708
>Guts - Idris Elba
>Griffith - Chris Hemsworth
>Casca - Caitlynn Jenner
>Judeau - Shia LeBouf
>Rickert - Tilda Swinton
>Pippin - Billy Boyd
>Corkus - Patrick Wilson
>Void - voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch
>Slann - Meryl Streep
>Conrad - Bill Cosby
>Ubik - Jon Lovitz
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>>81587984
>>Slann - Meryl Streep
'no'
Needs a third season and a proper bluray release.
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your waifu a shit.
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>>81587605
Incorrect
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So xenarific
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Do you use Netflix?
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Yes. 4 screen uhd subscription I, so I can share with my dad.
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>>81587520
I did before they started dropping shows for adam sandler movies.
It was a good service. I would rather pay a reasonable amount than pirate. But they ruined it so now i mainly just watch network on their streaming aps a week after it airs, and get cable stuff i want by other means.
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>>81587520
My brother has it we share. I don't even know how he got into it in the first place, considering he still pirates most movies and shows anyway.