I hate to say it but this is substantially worse than Iron Fist. The ratings are clearly fucked.
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>>81392186
It's not like IF was good to begin with so who gives a shit?
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Black Dynamite was a better Luke Cage than Luke Cage could ever have even hoped to have been. Worst of all the Marvel series by far, even JJ (because the villain was better thanks to cottonmouth dying and diamond back being a complete hollow piece of shit replacement). Only people who don't know shit about fuck would even argue about any of this, opinions don't even come into it.
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But.... B-but
WE WUZ KANG
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watch the film posted below yours
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4251006
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>>81392503
thanks faggot
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List your top five and be mocked by teenyboppers who've never seen anything scarier than a PG-13 American remake or their molester's mottled cock accompanied by the whirring of his Super 8 camera.
By the way, mine are pic related, Texas Chainsaw, Exorcist, The Shining, and a cheesy 70's film I refused to name because one day I will remakes it as a new horror template that will rest alongside it's rightful place with the all-time best (if not "the best") scary movies ever.
Been plotting this awhile and even have a bit of a rep in filmmaking circles; I must be faded to be talking about it on fucking /here/.
Anyway, Horror thread. Top fives, whine about 'it', cool shit on Netflix, awesome concepts poorly executed for more shit I can steal, and whatever.
Horror General. All things horror, and let's keep it going after this gets deleted after 8 posts. There has to be more horror fans than (insert lame /tv/ gen) fans here, right?
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>>81361980
Inside (2007) Full Movie: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkk566qrh9gZ9IuNKyL4neCy0HUtTOGEv
If you lack the patience for an entire french film dubbed in Alvin and the Chipmunks, watch this on mute (or with Behemoth or Electric Wizard, if you're a lowlife junkie))
https://youtu.be/vc-LBnkH_RI
...Then give the rest a shot.
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You can only cast one man as Herbert West/Victor Frankenstein/That Russian fucker.
Dafoe or Buscemi?
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I don't know if I can name my favorite 5 of the top of my head, but I feel that pic related gets too little credit.
It's horror-adventure-kino.
Fucking movie took my breath away and gave me 2 hour straight goosebumps and I am still high rn.
Casting is 10/10. Scarjo plays major better than anime version.
Can't wait to buy the collectors set.
Also, I'm in love with Major...
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so fahnny.
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>>81391985
Go shill your kino metropolis at reddit.
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>>81391973
I just watched it a second time. The first time I was high.
10/10 on drugs.
5/10 sober.
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What is the most underappreciated Bond movie and why is it Tomorrow Never Dies?
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>>81391897
Because Goldeneye is for fags and TND is God-Tier
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>>81392200
WRONG.
The World Is Not Enough is the God Tier Brosnan film
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>>81392200
Goldeneye was a good revolution in 90s film. It felt fresh and different. A new era after the soviet collapse.
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I unironically really liked the last three episodes, they finally manage to get the right tone, lowering the relationship bullshits and drama, finally reaching a good balance of wacky bizarre events and time traveling adventure. Honestly better than the Flash.
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it knows how shit and cheesy it is and just runs with it, it's watchable if you know what you're in for.
that's the problem with flash and arrow, they're complete trash but think they're good.
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>>81391882
They lost me at the slavery episode, when Jax thought he could easily pass as a slave because he's been black all his life. In the new millenium. And then he got captured and realized slavery was bad.
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>>81391882
How can people watch this garbage but still ignore Agents of KINO?
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Redpill, sorry, roofie me on anything funny mr. Cosby ever did?
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>>81391825
you have to take a drink first, anon
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Ghost Dad. It's even funnier in light of the revelations.
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>>81391825
I remember liking the Gunsmoke/Froofie The Dog bit as a kid.
Jesus Froofie was close to roofie in hindsight.
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I didn't get it.
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>atheists
Just stay away from anything that requires creativity, my smelly fedora friend.
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reminder the inquisitor did abso-fucking-lutely nothing wrong.
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>>81392493
>VIDEO GAMES
not even surprised a low IQ ape like you would hold that opinion
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lol hair is so important in women
she lost like 4 points
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seems like it's more important to you
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this was a metaphor for race mixing
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>>81391801
wtf
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>how about a blowjob, eddie?
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Whats the rundown?
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what the fuck is this guy?!?!?!
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>>81391778
is. is his penis long too?
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Reminder that if you didn't have a crush on Ann-Margaret growing up you need to F*#K off back to réddit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t3cBTb3xPc
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I didn't because even though I'm old as dirt she's still before my time.
You must be pushing 60.
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>>81391495
Call her IHOP, cause that ass ain't nothing but a pancake.
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what are you like fucking 90 years old?
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Has /tv/ ever seen this documentary before? Is this the greatest kino never made?
>Jorodowsky's son as Paul
>David Carradine as Leto
>Salvador Dali as Emperor Shadam
>Orson Welles as Baron Harkonnen
>Mick Jagger as Feyd
>Udo Kier as Pieter
>O'Bannon and Giger on set design
>15 hours long
What did /v/ think?
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>discussed to death
>j was a cokefiend
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As a fan of the book I would have hated it for being a complete bastardization
As a fan of movies it could have been neat but it was pretty clear that Jodorowsky was going mad with power
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>Jodorowsky
>Hack
pick 2
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ITT: Characters who are literally you
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>>81391449
When will they ever learn?
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Why do you identify the most with?
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Mr. Shit
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>i dont
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Mr. Blue.
The others barely pay him any attention, no one bothers to give him any kind of real responsibility, and when shit goes down he's an afterthought at best.
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I don't get this movie.
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>>81391195
yeah i didn't get it either. i mean shouldn't the good guy have gotten in a shootout with the bad guy at the end with lots of explosions? also he didn't end up happily ever after with the money and his wife. i mean what the FUCK
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>>81391195
People are realizing there's no meaning to anything and optimism seems more and more foolish
Old men aren't used to it, that's why it's
>No Country for Old Men
Someone redpill me on the ending of A Serious Man. I just watched it and I feel like I like it.
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>>81391240
Ok I get not all movies have to be like that, I just don't see any deeper meaning. There was a small part about traditional beliefs but that seems about it.