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>>80390160
>when Disney forgets to pay off the critics
>>80390160
Holy shit. First rottten for a MCU production?
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that this is the only thing I'm remotely looking forward to in 2017 other than the "It" remake?
>>80390002
Winona Ryder stole the show, that's how shit it was.
It was bad and you should feel bad.
>>80390066
Winona Ryder was in this? Huh.
>> looking forward to the 'It' remake
I'M NUCLEAR
>he got dwayne killed
he's too far gone bros
>>80389797
I've hated Morgan since he stopped being crazy
He's a cuck
>>80389873
/ourguy/ is coming back.
JUST LYING THERE
>>80388870
out of any movie ever written with all quotable lines, quips jokes and phrases i have memorised, this is unironically the one that has the most function and i employ the most often. no one ever knows what the fuck i'm talking about though.
>>80389152
YOU FUCKERS
I'M BACK
I'm sorry I'm calling at such an hour.... but I thought you might be worried..... about the security..... of your shiiiit.
What was her fucking problem?
>>80388720
ugly
She knew she was inferior to Knives and Misa
>>80388720
inferiority complex
Bane? Bane? Bane?
>>80388687
The flight plan I signed with the agency lists me, me, me, my men, Dr. Pavel here BUT only one of you.
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft.
>>80388809
>The The The flight flight flight plan plan plan I I I signed signed signed with with with the the the agency agency agency lists lists lists me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, my men, Dr. Pavel Dr. Pavel Dr. Pavel here here here BUT BUT BUT only only only one one one of of of you you you.
>First first first one one one to to to talk talk talk gets gets gets to to to stay stay stay on on on my my my aircraft airfract aircraft.
>>80388687
youre a lot of guys.
u mad whiteboi?
mad about what?
>>80388632
no, i saw the movie you stupid nog
>>80388719
Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?
>>80387657
no because hes in a shit show for faggot pretentious plebbits
>>80388155
don't be angry just because you can't understand it.
>>80388521
typical pretentious response.
The Oncoming McGann edition
TRAILER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2xOQK_BLIgn
Previously on /who/ - >>80383562
>>80387462
Especially since he was revealed in the first scene of the episode.
Remember Shonafags? I remember a similar anon telling everyone to screencap and how she was going to be in Series 9. Kek. save dave lol
Reminder that Bill has a girlfriend named Heather which one anon disbelieves.
>>80387541
Bill is not from Mondas too
THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>80387164
>wahhhh wahhh people enjoy things i don't enjoy
Welcome to /tv/ you're gonna fit right in
>>80387341
Did you know there are people who unironically enjoyed LOST?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>80387164
Haha, the Internet's music tastemakers HATE your favorite director, /tv/. How does that make you feel?
>Song to Song was supposed to be Terrence Malick’s paean to indie rock. The New Hollywood legend spent years documenting SXSW and other Austin music festivals for the movie, making headlines as early as 2011 for a scene in which Christian Bale supposedly pounded bongos with Fleet Foxes. Its three main characters work in the music industry, recording artists join A-list actors in its cast, plenty of its action takes place at live performances, its soundtrack features Julianna Barwick and Sharon Van Etten, and a seven-inch record adorns its poster.
>But despite all that, Song to Song is not really about indie rock—and not just because neither the bongo scene nor Malick’s footage of Arcade Fire and Iron & Wine made the cut. Although there are plenty of musicians on hand to lend credibility, this story has so little to do with the arts of songwriting and performing, its subjects might as well be investment bankers. Beyond the rock‘n’roll window dressing, Song to Song turns out to be just another minor variation on Malick’s favorite theme—the power of love and spirituality to transcend the life-poisoning curses of ambition and greed—and not a very effective one, at that.
>The film begins with a confession: “I was desperate to feel something real. Nothing felt real,” Rooney Mara’s Faye recalls, in one of Malick’s trademark whispery voiceovers. Over a montage that includes shots of men slamming their bodies together in a festival’s muddy circle pit, she confides that she’d been seeking out violent sex. “I wanted to live,” she insists. “Sing my song.”
>>80386365
>Faye is, in fact, a young singer and songwriter, although the shape of her aspirations isn’t entirely clear until midway through the film. She hopes that an entry-level job with a fabulously wealthy music-industry macher named Cook (Michael Fassbender) will be her ticket to success. We watch them go to bed together. “I thought he could help me, if I paid my dues...” she intones.
>Then love intervenes. Faye falls for another musician, BV (Ryan Gosling), and Cook sets about making him a star—a process that takes place almost exclusively offscreen. But she and Cook secretly continue their affair, even as the bonds of ambition and desire bring all three closer together. The triumvirate travels to Mexico, where Faye has an epiphany that her romance with BV is the real thing. No one captures the magic of a world viewed through the lens of infatuation with more golden-lit poignance than Malick’s longtime cinematographer, Emmanuel Lubezki. But the glow fades once Faye and BV settle down together.
>Built on a festering lie (and questionable business deals), none of these relationships can last. As all three characters move on to new lovers and continue chasing fame, money, or debauched oblivion, Malick’s favorite question pops up: can an existence defined by striving and struggle, rather than true love and harmony with the universe, ever bring fulfillment? His cinematic manifesto, 2011’s The Tree of Life, presented the tense, combative “way of nature” and the open, peaceful “way of grace” as two diametrically opposite approaches to life. If you’ve seen that film, Song to Song’s groan-out-loud idyllic ending couldn’t possibly surprise you.
>>80386395
>Considering that Malick went to such extremes to fully situate his latest parable within the Austin music scene, it’s strange that he couldn’t be bothered to write Faye and BV’s development as musicians—rather than as pretty, young vehicles for an allegory about the dangers of ambition—into the script. We barely see them perform. If you timed it, you might find that the camera lingers longer on appreciative shots of Mara’s exposed midriff than on scenes of any character entertaining an audience.
>The large cast of real musicians is frustratingly underutilized, too. Lykke Li and a local Austin singer, Dana Falconberry, both have small roles that could just as easily have been filled by non-musicians. Malick’s festival footage is dominated by mosh-pit and backstage shots. Every once in awhile, a recognizable face (Red Hot Chili Peppers, John Lydon, Iggy Pop, Big Freedia) appears to dispense a morsel of ostensibly unscripted wisdom, in a tented outdoor green room or at a party. Of these cameos, only Patti Smith gets substantial screen time. Amid a sea of dire Malickian clichés (“I love the pain. It feels like life”), her reflections on her husband Fred “Sonic” Smith’s death comprise some of the film’s only dialogue that feels genuine and specific. At one point, she says simply, “I thought I would be with him for the rest of my life, but he died,” and it’s enough to make you long for a whole documentary of artists’ reflections on loss.
>>80386421
>Malick fans who also cherish live music will surely go into Song to Song longing to see him channel the almost religious quality of those performances—to watch Lubezki’s ecstatic camera elevate the imperfect music-festival experience so that those sweltering afternoons look as holy on the screen as they do in decade-old memories. Terrence Malick’s great obsession is earthly transcendence. That he would make a movie about music but neglect to capture the way it helps us detach from our everyday preoccupations, and make contact with some force greater than ourselves, just seems like a missed opportunity.
>It’s not entirely fair to take a director to task for failing to make the film you wish he’d made. Malick’s limited knowledge of the recording industry is also hard to overlook. Cook is either a major-label honcho who does all of his own production or an indie boss with access to a private jet. Parties for what is, presumably, the SXSW crowd too closely resemble the poolside celebrity bacchanals of Malick’s previous movie, Knight of Cups. One features a naked woman covered in sushi, a spectacle Lubezki is happy to zoom in on, but not one you’re likely to witness at any Jansport-sponsored industry mixer. It couldn’t be clearer—or more ridiculous—that the director sees Austin and Hollywood as functionally interchangeable.
>What is most insufferable about Song to Song’s depiction of music and the people who make it, though, is that it’s philosophically shoddy to the point of hypocrisy. Malick frames Smith, Iggy, and the other successful artists he spotlights as sages. He soundtracks his obligatory shots of nature’s majesty with gorgeous songs that run the gamut from classical to classic rock. At the same time, he implies that Faye and BV can only lead fulfilling lives once they shift their focus from their careers to each other.
oh hai
i upgraded ur mst3k
Maybe she's have a miscarriage on the show
>>80385977
you know how in the texas chainsaw massacre when leatherface wears that one guys face as a mask and later that dead guy's living girlfriend sees leatherface wearing her boyfriend's face and it's extra horrific for her to see her loved one's face on a giant monster serial killer's body because of the implication that he's now dead and was brutally murdered and his body was desecrated?
that's how I feel about this new mst3k. it's a monster wearing the face of something I once loved, and it makes it hurt even worse
>>80388488
Great analogy!
How the fuck does this supposed to pierce through skulls?
>>80385099
The zombies have decomposed bones, so it's easier to punture the skull.
Now post the other pics that you have of a blunt stick.
>>80385212
>The zombies have decomposed bones
The zombies have been dead for a max of like 5 years
>see the episode teaser for next week
>Even more filler
lets talk about this film
>>80384967
dubz lol ecks dee
Lets talk about these dubs
What did he mean by this?
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
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GARY COOPER
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