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>>83662439
What autist makes this shit?

Where's the accompanying Chad Watch chart

>>83662454
the kind who fell for the no gf meme

4444

>>83662191
The Joker unironically DOES make more sense. Batman is a billionaire who lives in a world with superhumans, and instead of using his vast fortune to better the world through philanthropy, he puts on a pair of tights and tries do the only job in his fictional universe that he is absolutely unqualified to do.

Joker's just crazy.

>>83662257
except the joker isn't actually crazy, if he was Batman would never be able to stop him

>>83662186
>"If being dull, gruesome and obnoxiously loud weren't enough, Dead Men Tell No Tales makes sure to get in a blast of sexism, too." -Sara Stewart, New York post

>>83662186
Are they still making money?

>>83662186
like written by a 70 IQ child

heh...

nice source kid...

*teleports away*

>>83662140
He's a sell out though, the movie was a farce set up by Sony's dyke feminist bitch, Amy What's her face. All of them were forced to be in it because of some deal they signed eons ago. it's like the Shit Awakens, the cast were all made to sign contracts and then Disney took over. So them being in the new shit series was not at all by choice. That's why Harrison Ford in nearly every interview said outright, I don't care. Literally he said he didn't care. With GB the maxi pad edition, Murray's face during the press Junkets said it all.

>>83663025
Amy wasted money on this abomination and on the Steve Jobs film no one saw. She's a retarded dyke.

I can't tell if the ending is based or a cop-out, but the movie was great either way.

>>83662494
My pet theory is that the supernatural element is real, unlike almost every Hitchcock film, just not how were are presented it. In the film we suppose that madeline is being haunted by the ghost of her long dead relative, the woman in the painting. We later find out that this is just a ruse thought up by the husband and judy. But I like to think that there actually is a haunting, but it is of the true madeline, the one throttled in the belfry, and Judy is the one being victimized. By attempting to usurp Madeline's identity, culminating in her final surrender and letting her hair down, Judy is evoking the wrath of the woman she not only tried to kill, but now who's memory she is directly insulting. When she walks out in the green light, the eeriness eludes this. The nun in the belfry, while a real person, is also the culmination of Madeline's revenge, for the protagonist its just a shadow, for Judy it its a literal spectre.

ITT: People looking too deep into movies

WE

were

>>83662127
>Hellenistic and Roman cultures good record keepers,
>little alien evidence presented
>every culture with poor record keeping
>exceptional evidence for aliens presented

odd how that works out, huh

that you like kids shows?

>>83661954
Its okay to talk about shows you used to watch, in drunken nostalgia.

>>83661890
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE 600K IN DEBT

>>83661870
Despite telling her otherwise, he never actually cared about claire. She was just a useful tool. He let her fuck other men because it kept the tool in line. He wanted his tool to be well oiled and happy so he could use it appropriately. She's not a wife, she's a prop.

House of Cards Season 6:

Frank schemes to have Claire assassinated when she refuses to pardon him.

>>83661969
Cuckold excuses

>>83661819
Oyyy jews are white goy, dont forget that!

>Jewish
>white

>i-it's praised becuz SJWs
>SJWs hate the movie and have been attacking it for months
No brakes in the BTFO train, disney shills

It's Alien and The Thing compressed into one movie, and set underwater because it was cool at the time.

>>83662071
could've been a great sequel thing though with less cheesiness

>>83661772
I think it's more Alien underwater, even if there are obvious similarities to The thing.
I like that movie, though the ending should have been in a cheesy action movie...but i think it shows how Dino De Laurentis couldn't care less.

thanks /tv/

>>83661770
I don't understand the reviews either.

First off, Gal Gadot simply doesn't come across as strong. The other women on the island were at least believable as warriors, especially Robin Wright, but Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman is like having Michael Cera as Batman.

The logic of the character escapes me. She is from an island of women who are constantly training and ready for war yet she does not think strategically but with her emotions. Throughout the film she remarks upon how war is terrible and men are stupid for fighting but maintains some hope that inherently they are good but manipulated by Ares - then proceeds to killing numerous German soldiers and mistakenly murdering the commander thinking him to be Ares but at the last moment forgiving the evil poison woman because "love trumps hate". That part is as stupid as the ending of the first Harry Potter, where the protagonist has god mode enabled for no other reason than "love".

The last shot of Wonder Woman jumping towards Paris is some Daredevil or Catwoman-tier "I am the guardian of this city" shit.

Because it's fun and your nitpicking reeks of autismus. Also it has 7.6/10 critic rating, like Iron Man. Not that much of "raving reviews"

>ever wonder what happened to OP?
>neither do I

>>83661754
hes in like every melissa mccarthy movie

>>83661754
He's in heaps of stuff, but usually only plays minor characters.

im getting wet!

>>83661719
HEY AUNTIE

>>83662263
fucking fraud!!!

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>>83661668
why hello there

>>83661668
>1366x768
>windows
>chrome
>vlc
>1080p @ 1.49 GiB
Delete your post, OP. You're embarrassing yourself. Just fucking pathetic.

>>83661668
>lynch

>>83661570

p-please don't bully me

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>>83661570
MOTY