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Never.

The destruction of the white race

Black slave in the Confederate White House becomes a spy for the Union during the Civil War

I've already written the pilot for this

>>83279082
>Mark Anthony
>worships dogs and reptiles
>blackens his eyes with soot
>dances and plays the cymbals in vile nilotic rites
>best character

I'll give you that Cesar/Anthony/Posca scenes are the best.

>>83279082
>Posts Servilia instead

is this the most honorable execution scene ever?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ed8vNcMif0

Why did they cast such an underwhelming footlet like Gal Gadot?

Kristen Stewart is Jewish and yet her toes are in some bulldyke's maw and not on 4K Kino

>>83278665Because Gal Gadot is not simply jew, she's an israeli citizen.

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Tomorrow's gonna be beautiful

Well now they are doing a week resume. This afternoon are the awards tho.

You know what we say in Cannes, when the competition is average the awards are good and when the competition is good the awards are bad.

Anyway
Palme d'or : 120 bpm
Grand Prix : The Beguiled
Prix du Jury : You Were Never Really Here
Best director : BJH
Best screenplay : Loveless
Best actress : Diane Kruger
Best actor : Robert Pattinson

A very female friendly award show I think.

>>83278441
>female friendly award
>Jury is really homosexual this year

I agree

Can someone help me please ;_;

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Here you go

>>83279525
Seen it already

let me rephrase myself into popular memey language


Would you be her puppy?

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>>83278217
Is that Emily Browning?

>>83278293
Do we get more mcshane and/or stormare? Last week's episode was shit desu.

F K M

>>83277748
perfect

>>83277735
I'd really be eager to stick my penis in their vaginas, if you know what I mean.

>>83277467
>Why did Alien: Covenant seem more entertaining than Prometheus?
You are a real fucking joke aren't you? I wanted to walk out of the cinema due to how boring and annoyed I was with Covenant.

These movies aren't scary anymore what is.even the point? They weak scifi adventure movies with some screaming and blood

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>>83277603
Prometheus wasnt meant to be scary and neither was the sequel. It was meant to be a sci fi exploration movie and not a 1979 Alien remake

>>83277196
Someone edit ancalagon on there.

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>>83277438

I agree. Good thread, OP.

>chef not washing his hands after dealing with meat
>chef wiping his hands on his apron rather than a rag when he's about to go meet with people

>>83277496
thats china for you

>>83276776
Why was this scene blue anyway?

>>83276890
blue rose

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>>83276890
to show how shit film makers are nowadays with filters i mean come on anon he literally says "it doesnt get any bluer than this"

>>83276747
Woman in the dunes
Separation
Where is my friend's home

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>>83276747
This one was pretty good, it made me pretty uncomfortable at times. It was cool at the end how they revealed that all the characters were real people

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>>83276747
Really liked it, I wonder if koreans drop kick people as much in real life as they do in this movie.

bada-bing bada-boom

Should New Yorkian be considered a separate language at this point?

>>83276536
Epic rick and morty reference my friend. Love that show!

>>83276195
Shilling

Manbabies getting BTFO

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>>83276195
>mfw /pol/ is literally falling to pieces over the success of the movie
Time to blame the shi-
Oh wait >>83276211 is tight on cue

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Why is there a resistance when the Empire is destroyed?

How powerful is the New Order actually? They say it's the remnants of the Empire yet the Empire didn't have the means to build a Death Star the size of a planet.

What's the deal with the Republic? Who are they and why isn't Leia with them?

Why did Hux hold a speech for his men before firing the death star? It's not like they're marching to war. For the guys, it's just another day at the office.

Why did this movie make such a big deal out of the Republic being destroyed when we don't even know what the Republic actually was?

How could a stormtrooper janitor use a lightsaber efficiently to the point of holding quite well against a Sith disciple?

Why was Finn who just experienced PTSD during combat act so joyful when he was killing his former friends and colleagues escaping?

How could an untrained girl defeat a Sith disciple when she didn't know about the Force until 30 minutes ago and this was her first time using a lightsaber?

What was the point of the aliens released in the cargo? It had no impact on the movie at all save that scene.

Why were Finn and Poe such good friends when they met? They had spent a total of five minutes together, with four of them consisting of Poe doubting Finn's abilites.

What was the point of Luke making it so hard to find him and why did R2D2 wake up at such a convenient time of the story?

Why is the Empire still building death stars with massive weak points?

Why is Hux leading the New Order when he looks like he's in High School? Surely there is someone with more experience than him around.

What is the point of Maz? They say she's some pirate but why would someone like that be of value to a jedi like Luke?

Is Luke really that indifferent to the galaxy that he's willing to let four planets blow up rather than intervene himself?

Why was the Millenium Falcon so conveniently placed there? Did someone forget to take the car keys?

Why didn't the Empire build their own weapons defense systems? Once the war was over, they could've invested heavily in a standing military to avoid having to rely on a "ragtag group of rebels" in the event of a Sith resurgence.

>>83275769
no shit why do think so many people dont like the movie?