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Mark Frost is responsible for every bad part of Twin Peaks, especially the second third of season 2. FWWM proves that Lynch is way better on his own and that he grasps the essence of Twin Peaks in a way that Frost never could.
Prove me wrong.
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The Greatest Game Ever Played is the spoopiest golf movie ever made. Frost is more insane than Lynch.
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Did he even write all that mid-season 2 schlock?
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>>79469815
very funny anon
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yo cheggit.... is may homey-niggas on /tv/ more with da Cripz or the Bloodz?
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>>79469489
I'm more with these dubs.
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>>79469620
my dubs-nigga, whatupwidit
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>>79469620
I'm a nigger, and I stole your dubs
Whats the best VICE documentary and why is it Suicide Forest?
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>>79469450
It was too real for me.
But Liberia and General Buttnaked were better, pure docukino.
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>>79469950
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tea girl
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Just watched picture related. What's /tv opinion on this?
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>>79469317
Unmatched work of art.
People here are too young to understand it but there was a time when /tv/ was patrician central instead of blacked general.
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>>79469811
Oh and if you have Criterion release watch it again with the commentary track,clears up a lot of movie related decision and the setting in which this movie was made.
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this was good, but not very memorable.
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yet you remembered to make a thread about it.
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saying something is memorable or not isn't allowed until at least 10 months after the release date.
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It pretty much felt like a non entity movie, well made but not very affecting.
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Sequel?
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>>79469236
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT JACK, IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS.
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>>79469331
I'M POSSESSED!
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>>79469236
For what purpose?
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>Flim takes place in England
>"BLOODY HELL!"
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Nobody has ever actually talked like that, just in movies.
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>film takes place in Australia
>"Oi! Throws sum shrimp on da barbie!"
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>Film takes place in England
>People have white teeth
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Why would plebs watch Fifty Shades instead of this erotic /kino/
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>>79469105
Cause they are plebs duh.
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>>79469105
why are koreans so sadistic
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not even the best chink lesbian movie
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>(voice over)
"He was just your average fun-loving student"
>(young Bashar, inebriated)
"I'm going to be an opthal... an thalmop... an opthalmomo... an eye doctor! HEY EVERYONE WATCH ME CHUG THIS BUCKET OF YAEGER WOOOT!"
>(voice over)
"But then it all fell apart."
>FREEZE FRAME, RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCH
>(Hafez)
"Son, have a seat. Your brother had an accident. He didn't make it. We want you to run the country when I'm gone."
>(Bashar)
"Me? But papa, I'm just an eye doctor!"
>(voice over) ***"WALKING ON SUNSHINE" STARTS PLAYING***
"And now, he is about to find out... (cut to the shooting of innocent protesters, puppies, and kittens)
that pounding the jihad... (cut to barrel bomb hitting a children's hospital)
ain't as easy as pounding the brewskies... (cut to last local bakery exploding)."
>(dark basement, Bashar interrogating a gagged and bound jihadi) ***NO MUSIC***
"I hear you have trouble seeing things my way. You came to the right place."
(Bashar snaps his surgical gloves and pivots a large piece of equipment in front of the fighter's clamped-open eyes)
>(Bashar)
"Now open wide and say allaaaaaah..."
(muffled screams as red lasers pierce the fighter's eyes) ***"WALKING ON SUNSHINE" STARTS PLAYING AGAIN***
>(voice over)
"The doctor's in, and the filth is out.
Bashar Al-Assad is... the Eye Atollah."
>(trailer credits)
AFTER CREDIT SCENE, NO MUSIC:
>(Bashar, playing with an eyebal on a scalpel, mimicking a high voice)
"Eye can't find my glasses, help!"
>(Bashar brings up a large severed nose on a scalpel, mimicking a low voice)
"Who nose where they are, they fell when I left."
>(phone on table starts buzzing & ringing, photo of Putin on screen, a startled Assad drops the two scalpels)
>"Mamma mia!"
PG13
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Asad is a fascinating person. Too bad amerisharts are cucked by jews. A romcom about Bashar and his gf in a muddie land while his dad is dictator would be really interesting
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>>79468913
he has a weak chin
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>>79468913
His dad was also a great guy
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Was /tv/ too beta to enjoy this movie? It was pure chad kino.
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>>79468747
Almost great, ruined by 24fps.
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>>79468747
>It was pure chad kino.
But I enjoyed it
The mostly practical effects and (almost) perfection of a first-person action perspective really cemented this as one of my favorites of that year. Really best watched in a theater with dumb friends.
Naishuller's False Alarm video does perfect the shakiness of it all though. Plus it serves as a damn good demo reel for a Payday 2 movie.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW5oGRx9CLM
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>>79468747
I liked it hope they'll do a sequel.
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>Mel Gibson Was Approached To Direct ‘Suicide Squad 2’
WEW
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>>79468738
Did he accept?
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>>79468776
nothing confirmed yet
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He hates capeshit.
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Post your ultimate Peep Show qt.
I'll start.
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>qt British girls
Yeah sure and I just saw a flying saucer.
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>>79468725
This episode is on gold lol. Great super hans episode
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>>79468725
most underrated qt for sure
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>I AIN'T NO BITCH CHEF
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dude he almost had him
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>cash me outside, how bow dah?
What did he mean by this?
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>>79470636
He wanted to beat the shit out of Gordon Ramsay in order to prove he ain't no bitch
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Are there any good college movies?
I watched a lot of high school movies in hs and enjoyed it, but now that I'm in college I can't find any good college movies. Only one I can think of is The Social Network. Why are there so few?
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Bump because I wanna watch some
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Road Trip? Not really a great movie but you're right, actual films that show college social life or dorms are kind of rare.
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Rudy
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Suicide Squad hate thread?
This was the worst big-budget movie I've ever seen, and one of the worst movies I've ever seen in general.
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>>79468523
Found the reddit pleb
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>>79468554
>he likes Suicide Squad
>he calls other people plebs
kek
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>>79468523
I mean objectively it's fucking trash. No question.
It's okay if you're viewing it through a pleb lens though. That's what I did my first go-around and it made me like it a little more.