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>nah im not gonna hold it in
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quite pungent
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UNO FARTO
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>>79337989
>all of a suduhhhhh.....
What did he mean by this?
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ITT: Films that flopped for being too patrician
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inb4 memeshit
That movie was terrible, by the way.
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>>79337904
This movie is atrocious (even on a basic technical level), but I like it because of how much it leans on the old Pink Panther movies. A dead type of comedy from a different time.
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So, what exactly did she do wrong?
She acted professionally, are film critics really such hippies as to rank her as one of the best "villains" in cinematic history?
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>>79337880
>So, what exactly did she do wrong?
well in the book she had giant irresistible knockers and in the movie she didnt
so fuck her
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>>79337880
threatening a patient in a highly charged emotional situation was the incorrect thing to do
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>>79337880
>has /ourguy/ lobotomized for making the most of his mandatory therapy time
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Could this be plausible?
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>>79337760
no, the machines are fucking idiots. turning humans into energy sources doens't work.
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>>79337760
no
it would take more energy to keep them alive than they would receive from their bodies
the original reason they enslaved the humans like this was for RAM but back them plebs and normies didnt know much about computers so they rewrote it as LMAO HUMAN BATTERIES
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>>79337849
This. Holy fuck it was ruined. They could had just spent 2 mins explaining what Ram was and how the human mind was good at it. And then throw in the radiant energy source to perhaps help power the machines(albeit very low power but still better than nothing)
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Is there anything else we can needlessly speculate on?
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We don't need to speculate.
We know its gonna suck.
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Finn's penis size
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>>79337750
we can speculate that its gonna be episode 5 redux safely so normies can give it 95%+ on review sites.
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What's his name again?
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Crumplestiltskin
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>>79337740
Kevin.
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>>79337740
Lebinni Snicklespabs xD
SOME
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BODY
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JUST
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KEKED
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>it's a mulder bribes a dead african kid episode
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>>79337618
I think we can all relate.
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>>79337618
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>>79337618
>Its a mulder finds some aliens episode
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What are your dad's favorite movies?
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>>79337613
Mr. Hands
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>was
My dad is alive and well.
Goldfinger.
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>>79337613
Tombstone, Heat, 3:10 to Yuma remake, Young guns 2
and there's this movie I can't remember the name of, about civil war in El Salvador, first time i saw him cry when we watched that one.
what movie is this???
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>>79337534
The cuckening
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looks like the most ethnic revenge cucking yet.
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>>79337534
a white boi's pipedream
In my opinion, this is a very good movie.
I hadn't watched it in a while, and Jar Jar, while present in many scenes, isn't nearly as annoying as I remembered/had remembered for me by the hivemind.
Don't really get the memes. Even if you don't like this movie, it's not like A New Hope is on another plane of quality.
ANH, TPM, and TFA are all the same movie really.
I like TPM the most because Lucas showed worlds and locations he couldn't with ANH's fairly low budget/effects of the era.
For instance, Mos Espa is probably how he originally envisioned Mos Eisley.
I'm rambling.
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>>79337482
I agree. I like watching it still, and I honestly enjoy it. Warts and all.
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>because Lucas showed worlds and locations he couldn't with ANH's fairly low budget/effects of the era
It's so dense, every scene has so much going on.
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Got a selection of movies here with a loosely based theme. Can anyone guess what it might be?
The Patriot
Waterloo
The Last Samurai
Kingdom of Heaven
Gladiator
The Battle of the Five Armies
The Warriors
Ran
Gettysburg
300
Saving Private Ryan
And if you'd like to watch these movies they're being played right now at...
arnab
stream
Put a period here.
cum
Also, those /k/unts think it is THEIR movie night tonight because these movies have weapons in them. It's not. I want to see some of you weirdos there. This is /tv/ after all.
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>>79337454
Anyone?
Bump. Shamelessly.
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>>79337454
Just a boring subject or slow night?
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Favorite films from the 21st century so far? feel free to include films from 2000 too. 2017-02-12 12:33:53 Post No.79337426
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Favorite films from the 21st century so far? feel free to include films from 2000 too.
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2000: No Quarto da Vanda (Pedro Costa)
2001: Sauvage innocence (Philippe Garrel)
2002: Turning Gate (Hong Sang-soo)
2003: Tiresia (Bertrand Bonello)
2004: Los muertos (Lisandro Alonso)
2005: À travers la forêt (Jean-Paul Civeyrac)
2006: Jardins en Automne (Otar Iosseliani)
2007: Die Stille vor Bach (Pere Portabella)
2008: Nanayo (Naomi Kawase)
2009: Between Two Worlds (Vimukthi Jayasundara)
2010: Ha ha ha (Hong Sang-soo)
2011: Sleeping Sickness (Ulrich Köhler)
2012: Student (Darezhan Omirbayev)
2013: La fille du 14 juillet (Antonin Peretjatko)
2014: Mercuriales (Virgil Vernier)
2015: As Mil e Uma Noites (Miguel Gomes)
2016: Knight of Cups (Terrence Malick
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More like Adieu Au Doggu
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2001: Elegy of a Voyage/Distance
2002: Decasia/Movern Callar/Japón
2003: Five/At the first breath of the wind
2004: Innocence/Our Music/Nobody Knows
2005: can't think of one
2006: Ugly Swans/Syndromes and a century/Bug/Colossal Youth/Blood Tea and Red String/Quixotic
2007: The Assassination of Jesse James.../Silence Before Bach
2008: Still Walking/Cant de Ocells
2009: A Serious Man/Redland/Air-doll
2010: The Strange Case of Angelica
2011: Killer Joe? idk
2012: Goltzius
2013: Stray Dogs/Story of my Death
2014: Echo of the Mountain
2015: Cemetery of Splendor
2016: After The Storm
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>>79338558
Post something that evokes discussion instead of just bumping.
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What when wrong?
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Yesterday
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Peter Jackson phoned it in.
Have talked to people on the production and yeah, apparently PJ, as they call him, would just turn up randomly say things needed to be re done without any guidance as to how and then fuck off again only to come back randomly at some later date to say that it was all wrong again. He issued an apology to staff for his behavior but is apparently still doing the same thing with his current projects.
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>>79337282
Tauriel, surfing down molten gold river
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what other non-words should I avoid?
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instead of great say double plus good
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>>79337226
Big, specially if you are refering to a guy
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Boring presumably, it's the opposite of interesting and is as meaningless a criticism as interesting