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What are your favorite movies of 2016? Let's get a proper discussion thread going for once.
My top 3 are probably:
>Embrace of the Serpent
>Aferim
>Arrival
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such kino
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Captain America: Civil War
Moonlight
Arrival
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1# is manchester by the sea
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mhmm? mhmm....
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mhhhhmmmmm...company man.....mhhhhhhhh
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>normies think this character is deep and edgy
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Is this Kino?
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what did he mean by this?
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>>79454223
comfy flick 2bh
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Is that poster meant to be satirical?
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well helooooo beautiful
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>>79453677
remember being a 11 year old so confused as to why everyone in the movie thought she was hot, shes sooo fucking ugly
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>B-but she's not beatiful
>I'M DA JOKER BABY HEAAHAHAHA
Fuck this flick was trash, lowest point in Nolan's career imo
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>>79453677
That was the moment he won the oscar.
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Are there any movies about dropping university?
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>going to university in the first place
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if you filmed the next year of my life you'd probaly have one
idk waht im gonna do fuck
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Kanye West biopic
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>What white people have to do, is try and find out in their own hearts why it was necessary to have a nigger in the first place, because I'm not a nigger, I'm a man, but if you think I'm a nigger, it means you need it.
Why do we need it?
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what came first the nigger or the egg?
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what up nigga?
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Diversity only causes conflict.
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>http://time.com/4671232/harrison-ford-plane-crash-la-airport-2017/
So will they get a hologram or look alike for the next star wars?
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Han was killed off specifically so Ford would never have to be in Star Wars again.
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he sure is a shit pilot
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>>79452775
>So will they get a hologram or look alike for the next star wars?
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Computer says no.
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[coughs on your papers]
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CIA says Bane
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>>79452321
>watch first episode
>sketches are funny
>watch second episode
>it's the same sketches and almost the same jokes
>the whole season is like this
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>And the Oscar for Best Picture goes to...
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>>79452264
La La Land!
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>>79452264
I don't know any one who saw this. Not a single person. And yet it's made so much money. Why? Who goes to see this movie? It looks so useless. At least Remember the Titans was ostensibly a football flick. What the hell is this? A movie about science? A dramedy? I don't get it.
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>Where Hands Touch: The story of an SS officer falling in love with a black Rhineland bastard during the height of WWII.
Who else looking forward to this?
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>>79429701
but what was Hitler's tax policy?
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>>79429701
Reminder that this is the better nazi romance idea
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why isn't this movie called "Where Hans Shouldn't Touch"?
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no-one else seen pic related? 2017-02-15 09:08:56 Post No.79451632
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no-one else seen pic related?
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Yup absolutely nobody has seen this. Bye now :)
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>>79451632
guy is cute but all his friends are girls so not interested in watching.
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I like that the quirky, kind of hot Aubrey Plaza is quirky and kind of hot in this. Dan Stevens was great in The Guest in his role as The Guest. I was really tricked into thinking this was something special by the camera work and aesthetic. I'm going to praise this as not being just another capeshit show because of that. I'll probably also unironically refer to this show as being kino.
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>no director has a perfect filmogra-
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>>79451629
>what is Sydney
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>Hard Eight
>Inherent Vice
>perfect
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Jesus Christ, even Chris Rock has alimony problems.
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>>79451113
Because he is a male regardless of race. The Courts will fuck you when it comes to women and kids.
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>>79451127
ESPECIALLY IF YOUR BLACK
THATS WHY MY KID AINT GOT NO FATHER
DEY AINT FIND MY BLACK ASS !
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JUST
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With time, will it be recognised as the masterpiece that it clearly is?
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All of this Baguette's movies REEK of virginal rage. Like I'm watching a movie directed by Elliot Rodger.
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>>79450526
but hes married lol
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>go on Von Trier's wiki page to find out what he's been up to lately
>read this
>His mother considered herself a Communist, while his father was a Social Democrat. Both were committed nudists, and Trier went on several childhood holidays to nudist camps. His parents regarded the disciplining of children as reactionary. Trier has noted that he was brought up in an atheist family, and that although Ulf Trier was Jewish, he was not religious. His parents did not allow much room in their household for "feelings, religion, or enjoyment," and also refused to make any rules for their children, with complex effects upon Trier's personality and development.[87][88]
>In 1989, von Trier's mother told him on her deathbed that the man whom von Trier had thought was his biological father had not been, and that he was the result of a liaison she had had with her former employer, Fritz Michael Hartmann (1909–2000),[89] who was descended from a long line of German-speaking Roman Catholic classical musicians. Hartmann's grandfather was Emil Hartmann, his great grandfather J. P. E. Hartmann, his uncles included Niels Gade and Johan Ernst Hartmann, and Niels Viggo Bentzon was his cousin. She stated that she did this to give her son "artistic genes".[90]
>"Until that point I thought I had a Jewish background. But I'm really more of a Nazi. I believe that my biological father's German family went back two further generations. Before she died, my mother told me to be happy that I was the son of this other man. She said my foster father had had no goals and no strength. But he was a loving man. And I was very sad about this revelation. And you then feel manipulated when you really do turn out to be creative. If I'd known that my mother had this plan, I would have become something else. I would have shown her. The slut!"[85]
What the fuck? No wonder he's such a bitter asshole.
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TIPTOES (2003): The movie Hollywood doesn't want you to know exists 2017-02-14 03:54:20 Post No.79426261
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TIPTOES (2003): The movie Hollywood doesn't want you to know exists
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Yes, that's a real poster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM
Since the other thread is about to hit bump limit ( >>79396260 ).
Tiptoes is a movie about Gary Oldman as a dwarf. He's on his knees throughout the film. Matthew Mcconaughey is the only normal person in a family of dwarfs and his Kate Beckinsale is a midget hater. It also stars Peter Dinklage as a French communist biker. The film was never released in theaters.
Tiptoes has extensive, rarely seen BTS footage which was never meant to be seen by the public, and features insults towards others in the industry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_nK8JKwlJo
Some trivia:
>Director Matthew Bright was fired after he turned in his cut
>'Bright had actually written the script for ‘Tiptoes’ when he was 18. He envisaged “a raucous comedy about little people f***ing each other”
>'When [Kate Beckinsale] signed on for 2003’s ‘Tiptoes’ she agreed to do it for SAG minimum wage – with one condition. She wanted her character to wear the star’s own lucky hat. At the time, Bright didn’t know that the hat would get him fired from the film.'
>“I put [my cast and crew] through hell,’ says the director. “I told them it was going to be this wonderful production and instead there were these [people] running around screaming at people and making young assistants weep. It was just horrible.”
>' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.'
>'Having been invited on-stage to talk up the film, Bright instead launched into a scathing attack on the producers.'
>Director Matthew Bright's first credits were as writer and actor in the film Forbidden Zone, portraying two masochistic characters living in a garbage can, spit on, raped and tortured in an alternate dimension's kingdom and decapitated by Satan (played by Danny Elfman).
>Bright was credited as Toshiro Boloney.
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This was in my Netflix queue for like five years, then I canceled my DVD service.
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>>79426261
>GARY OLDMAN IN THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME
Was this ghost directed by John Waters?
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>>79426261
>it's real
what the fuck