Why can't Jason Sudiekis land any decent fucking roles? He's not an inherently bad actor but he gets straight B-listers every time. Why?
>>86901638
Because he's an inherently bad actor.
>>86901638
jealousy about who he gets to fuck
>>86901724
Can we not go one Sudiekis thread without lusting over Olivia?
>prequels have a few short scenes about the politics of the galactic republic, used to create a world and a context for what happens in the movies
>brainlets get upset because it takes time away from the action
years later
>jewsney buys star wars
>makes an ANH remake
>shameless pandering to OT nostalgiafags
>ZERO exposition and world-building
>relies on the cheapest of the cheap to establish villains and a conflict (lol these guys are space nazis and this guy talks like hitler xDDDD)
I hope you're happy with what you got, Plinkettdrones.
>>86901637
Why would abrams spend time out of your film for exposition and world building when Lucas already did that for him?
>>86901799
Because after the collapse of the Empire the galaxy would work differently to the OT times and the prequel times.
>>86901974
Yeah but at least we got to see a bunch of really cool action. And who really cares if the government would be different? It's just a fictional story.
>JJ Abrams imagines himself
To be modern day Spielberg
>turns out Nolan is
>>86901633
He's more of a hype man than a director.
family guy thread?
>>86901725
Haha XD
>don't watch reality TV
>don't watch sports
>don't watch many shows in general besides house of cards and black mirror
>guilty pleasure is cape shit movies while intoxicated
>Have nothing to talk to coworkers about
How do I get into normie core TV more? I have coworkers who can't make it through birdman( almost understandable) and become vivisibly uncomfortable when I try to talk about a documentary.
They are good enough people, but I feel like I kill the vibe every time people are talking about shows and I haven't watched anything.
Only thing we watch in common is capeshit, but I have trouble talking about it because its empty fun without much to discuss.
I realize I am the odd one here, not them.
How do I fix myself?
>can't maintain a capeshit conversation
You're just a piece of shit no one likes
>>86901627
Get off your high horse you insufferable shit or kill yourself.
>>86901627
dude turn your brain off lol! sounds like you are to smart to get other people anon its the only way
>The only complaint we have about your cum... WE WANT MORE OF IT
she was paid millions of dollars to be fucking disgusting on stage? no comedy or jokes at all? just spewing sentences about her fatness and gross vagina? I hate this gay earth.
now shes making a "joke" about having cum stuck in her mouth but im not a whore woman or a cocking sucking faggot, so i cant relate to this.
should i just stop watching this crap fest
>>86901673
Why haven't you already?
>>86901599
I hate her for ruining my huge leather fetish
Sweet embrace of death Edition
https://pastebin.com/mbWD9SK8
Meanwhile: >>86888484
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Sheryl Lee
Are you guys ready to say goodbye to Dougie tomorrow?
>Initiates a fight against petty ATM robbers and inadvertently almost kills a bystander and his cat
>Recovers and tampers with illegal alien technology, causing damage to the Washington Monument and endagering lives
>Initiates a fight during an arms deal aboard a Statem Island ferry and endagers the lives of hundreds, if not thousands.
>Intervenes during a safe and calculated plane heist and eventually causes the plane to crash through the city endagering thousands of civilians
>>Toomes is the one that goes to jail
I'm all for heroes who are learning and whatnot, but given that this takes place in or around Civil War, shouldn't the (nonexistent) NYPD be trying to shoot the ever-living fuck out of Spiderman? He is the danger, literally. Where Vulture is somewhat sympathetic, Spiderman is not. At all. He's irresponsible, and that's OK, EXCEPT HE NEVER SUFFERS THE CONSEQUENCES.
Fuck this hack writing.
>>86901559
This is a young Spider-Man who is basically still at the beginning of his career. What's Superman's excuse?
>>86902136
>What's Superman's excuse
He's still at the beginning of his career that is just now starting take an international scope.
>>86902198
Spider-Man is just a kid. Superman is an indestructible grown man with every super power, why should he struggling at all when he has everything?
Do your best /tv/
>>86901566
first post best post
1 day until #epic boatsex edition
previous thread >>86899586
>>86901466
FROM THE DUSTY MEESA
DALE YOU GIBLET HEAD, THE WIND IS ALREADY 110 OUT, AND IF IT BLOWS ONE MPH FASTER I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
TexASS haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2COXyYRd8I
2017: I am... remembered...
Are there any movies or TV series worth downloading in 4K yet (i.e. not just upscales).
Death Note
Well I just found a torrent for this, so obviously I'm gonna get this.
Stranger Things was shot in 4k
>Goes home to France
>No one speaks French
>Everyone has an English accent
>Looks like rural England with Aix en provence weather and agriculture
>Only indication of it being France are the names of the side characters.
Grinds my gears every time I see this episode.
The filthy frogs must've finally capitulated to their proud Anglo overlords.
Universal Translator. He's speaking French, we hear English.
"Light Turner"
Light is just an average kid
That no one understands
Mom is dead and Dad is always giving him commands
L: LIGHT!
Doom and Gloom up in his room
is broken up instantly
By his shinigami friend who gives people an end
Cuz in reality he is the god Kira he's the god Kira
Cause of death?
Heart attack during theft.
GOD KIRA! He's the god Kira
Inspecting, detecting, murdering god lord.
Light: Heart attack, car crash, choked to death, died of meth, overdose, cable loose, burned alive, choked by noose!
God Kira he's the god Kira
Death to send when you have the pen
When you're the god Kira!
James Turner: Yeah right.
Hyuk!
why dont the kids just shoot pennywise?
Why didn't Sneed just keep the name "Chuck's" and put a sign saying under new management?
Probably because it is difficult for a bunch of 12 year old kids to get a hold of a gun, even in America.
>>86901448
>it's hard for american kids to get a gun in 1950s
lolno