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>>79022702
I listen to their old reviews every now and then when I just want some funny shit going on in the background. I hesitate to look at their real life pictures since I always imagine their cartoon selves arguing amongst each other.

Those reviews were based as fuck. Too bad the site had to die.

>>79022702
Double toasted is good tho

I like double toasted but they aren't as good as the Spill days. It's a shame they don't really keep up with the old crew except for Carlyle

"Ending as it begins" is the gayest way to end anything

>>79022597
They all go get frosty chocolate milkshakes

Remake of the first episode except Homer actually kills himself and everything after that is played completely straight, but the credits music is still the classic theme.

How the fuck was Travolta an assassin? Most incompetent moron ever.

>>79022467
Why do black people act all uppity when it comes to pork?

They like to pretend that there's something they won't eat.

Women are stupid and deserve to get raped.

>>79022460
That's the irony of polite British society. Alex was aware of his chances and found a fool.

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She hadn't had a good raping in years, and was hoping for some rapey rascals.

>>79022267
Walter cures cancer but not his own. The cure is red meth. Isaac Shraeder steals the cure, gives it to DEA, and it's outlawed to keep Obamacare going.

Skylar gets raped by a pack of niggers.

>>79022267
I'd have gone on to explore who the hell Gus was and what happened in Chile rather than making it about Uncle Jack's Third Reich Turds. Hank would've gotten bogged down in political matters and then he'd have been killed to keep him quiet but it would've had nothing to do with Walt, but Skyler would refuse to believe it and she'd have gone into witness protection with the kids, and then the whole Walt goes into hiding shit happens.
The meth runs out with nobody making it, the empire crumbles and when Walt finally manages to track them down he dies before he reaches the door.
Jesse lives happily ever after and raises his wife's son well. Mike's granddaughter grows up to become a successful doctor or something. S'all good, man.

>>79022267

Tbh I thought it could have used more titties desu

>tfw your mom graduated summa cum laude

>>79022304
Your mom graduated my cum laude.

i love this movie

>>79022160
It will not fare any better under the mediocre hands of Villeneuve than it did with Lynch. He'll go all out and it will turn out like Lynch's did, or, more likely, he'll play it safe and it will be uninspired and miss a ton

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people always act like the Lynch version has so many severe misgivings...and it just simply doesn't.

It really does not deviate that terribly far from the book and when it does there is logic in it's decisions.

reading Dune is actually a lot like The Fellowship of the Ring. there is quite a lot of boring nonsense that doesn't go anywhere in both of their first "acts". Lynch and his writers knew what to cut and change, the same way Jackson knew to skip an ass-load of boring and unimportant shit between frodo's departure from bag end and arrival at Bree.

I loved Dune but I've never seen the movie. Be real with me, how bad is it?

flesh and bones

a snoozefest

ERECT PENISES

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normies don't think he's good because he spent the better part of his career only doing shit movies

>>79022101
Ashton Kutcher made him realize how little it all really means.

>>79022131

Name one bad movie he was in.

I was there that day, nothing happened

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>>79021994

>>79021994
>when that dude opens that crashed helicopter door and freezes in like 3 seconds
shit was scary senpai

>>79021972
>virgin

stopped watching after she fucked
shit's a lie

It was an anchor baby

I stopped watching because of her jaw. I just couldn't ignore it. It makes her look so stupid, especially when she speaks.

you put in so fucking little effort

shut the fuck up eddy

>>79021977
fuck off buzz aldrin

L.A. Confidential

Technically True Detective.

>>79021939
Night Moves and The Long Goodbye are two of my favorite kinos ever, so try those.

Not P.I.s but True Detective, Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans, and L.A. Confidential have very similar tones. Love all three.

>>79021897
23?

>>79021897

Just watch seven and then the matrix while turning the heat off.