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That 'Greendale Babies' shit was godawful. What a horrible start to her run as showrunner.

>>79729690
Sexist

women are less funny than men

>>79729642

I have a copy that I got from my dad, but it's REALLY badly decayed. If I were to actually page through it and read it, the binding would be destroyed in the process. Still I've paged through it just enough to know that a version of the Fatty Arbuckle story is included, which is a classic, and right up the street.

I'm going to hazard an educated guess that the truth is somewhere in the middle, anon. I think Anger wanted to give himself a bit of notoriety and be a gay gossip, and needed some substance to his stuff, but sensationalistic. I think the book is like a tabloid with a certain degree of truth.

>>79730933

All tabloids have a degree of truth.

>>79731019
Yes, I wasn't denying that, I just wanted to emphasize the tension of the truth/lie thing with old ideas of old respected media, which have been getting blown to smithereens the past few months on "both" sides.

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Imagine being Sung Kang in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flat chest and horrific androgynous monster body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sung and not only sit in that chair while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribs and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in South Korea. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Sung Kang. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>79729528
Imagine being the audience in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Gal Gadot, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your flat chest and horrific androgynous monster body. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Sung and not only sit in that chair while Gal Gadot flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her ribs and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that walk. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, GAL GADOT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in South Korea. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking the audience. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is troll another 16 year old on facebook. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, /tv/ MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his redditish fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /got/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person on this board before the admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>79734963
Pressing P to piss on grave instead. Ugly whore.

Why does she look so weird? Her smile makes her look like she's smug about everything

>>79734963
you can't kill something that doesn't exist

ye

the movie makes fun of sjws so you might actually like it

>>79729401
>putting up with all the mental illness bullshit
just get a boyfriend anon

he is the ONLY film reviewer left

>>79729344
He's hardly reviews films at all, he only discusses what he thinks are the political views of the director and the lowest ranking artistic tool of them all, symbolism.

Too many mentions of "muh nationalism muh social decay muh diversity muh post 9/11 era"

Never does he talk about any filmmaking element, just a constant stream of political ideologies.
Still, pretty interesting reads and can form some really usable shitposting sentences

>>79729392
>lowest ranking artistic tool of them all
>symbolism

Opinion discarded. Symbolism is a key element of most artistic works. Quality is the other key element.

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>>79729235
You mean fudge this movie?

>>79729235
Agreed

>>79729235
my dick can't fit through the dvd hole

>>79729140
he can't even wank

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>>79729140
>as a virgin

no I didn't

>as an O.S. white male

No. I might be addicted to pussy desu.

ahahahah no way man, more like 40 min amirite

Because he made ya mamas vocal cords tear every night dweeb

>>79734433
He's the wizard of gore for a reason. Knows anatomy really well.

>>79734433
Pretty sure it was supposed to be funny more than disturbing. Always makes me laugh anyway.

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>the 1am limmy thread has arrived

>>79729135
Is this skit based on a real life tv phone in show?
If so can anyone provide a link to the real equivalent?

BARRY'S RED COLA

>>79729053
Highlander 2, says right there
what the fuck do you not understand?

>>79729053
Sean Connerry and Michael Ironside. It's extremely entertaining and hundreds of times better than Highlander: The Source or whatever H5 was the absolute irredeemable piece of shit.

You wish you were an immortal from the planet Zeist.

good shit good shit

>>79728912
edgy xD

John travolta is a national treasure and only beginning to mold into his final form. Laugh if you want plebs you're on the wrong side of history.

>>79728933
Still shitposting

my luck I would be hired as a jizz mopper in the whore house

no way I'd have enough money to be a guest

>>79733931
Probably find the blueprints to their shrink ray and make my own Westworld.

Black hat for the first couple of visits. Yes, i'm that shallow and edgy.

>>79728765
Clerks is the only halfway decent movie he made

>>79728792
Clerks > Chasing Amy > Strike Back > Clerks II > Mallrats > Dogma > whatever else is left because it's too shit to remember

Chasing Amy isn't even a Kevin Smith movie. It's competently assembled and lacks idiocy. I demand an investigation.

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Spartacus > Rome

>>79728732
I am literally watching it right now

>>79728732

It's a good show but it really should have focused more on the fact Caesar;s Land Reforms. They are the real reason he was killed after all.