Why don't you like me?
This fat bitch cries at everything.
>>83098893
Is that a bearded Han Solo I see there?
>>83098893
Who is that?
No, seriously.
Apologize for real this time
>>83098839
Looks like it will be kino after all
AUTUMN MUST FALL
>>83098858
NOPE, Joss Whedon is now in charge of Justice League. Everything has already shot but the film hasn't been edited together yet and editing is one of the most important parts of filmmaking. You can make or break a film in the editing room. The capekino memes are deader than Snyder's Asian daughter.
BETTER CALL SAUL
Since there isn't a thread what did you think about Kim's sperging out?
>>83098802
Hey OP I liked the episode it was pretty much kino as we would like to call it
>>83098802
That wasn't a sperg out. It was the exact opposite. It was Kim having a legitimate crisis of conscience when confronted with the reality of how soulless most people in her profession actually are.
>>83098802
>Since there isn't a thread
>>83081585
>>83081585
>>83081585
Jesus Christ this summer is fucking pathetic
Summer is fun. Guardians of the Galaxy is fun. Why can't you be fun?
>>83098799
>makeup team perfects Pratt's facial hair every day
>don't bother to shave off the neck beard
what the hell
It should be named after you
>buy the rights to an old TV show
>try to reboot it to make a quick buck
>series creator gets annoyed at the budget and has the scale of the show expanded significantly
>but it's alright because normies love Twin Peaks
>try to do the right thing and give the creators full creative control
>try to play up nostalgia in marketing
>turns out the show you bankrolled is 18 hours of pure, unbridled kinography
>normies already up in arms and saying they're done with it
Who the fuck is up in arms? Reception has been overwhelmingly positive you fucking faggot
>>83098829
leave /tv/ and see how the average person feels
have a look at the facebook comments on their facebook page
>>83098879
>Kikebook
There's your first problem. Post screen shots.
And Harrenhal... I suppose... that's off the table as well?
>>83098723
>suppose
shhapose
What about the Scarch?
What about Baltimore?
I got told to watch black mirror.
It just made me mad, and want to punch some women. Why do people like the show?
I can't understand either, I guess it's kind of entretaining but in every episode someone has to rip their eyes off or kill half of humanity. What really bothers me is that people around me call it the best show ever.
it has high production values and follows the current narrative
>>83098710
Dont forget to rape them
Remember the edgy sewer orgy that was never adapted in the Tim Curry version?
Yeah an 11yr old getting fucked by 6 boys, she even notes how the protag has the biggest dick, how it was painful on insertion and how it gave her her first orgasm.
>>83098539
soooo
will this version include the orgy scene ?
>>83098539
It wasn't an orgy.
>>83098803
This.
They ran a train.
What is England, to you?
Bombs and lack of dentists.
>>83098313
It's the bomb
Boiled meat
Fat old people
Gardening
Castles
Overcast
Queen fetish
Day drinking
James Bond
Fish
Boring sports
Great television
Sexy accents
Very un-sexy accents
A government somehow more corrupt & inefficient than mine
Winston Churchill
Don't fuck with SAS
Capital of the financial industry
>Alien.Covenant.2017.720p.HDCAM.ENG.x264-P2P
>Alien.Covenant.2017.720p.HDCAM.ENG.x264-P2P
>Alien.Covenant.2017.720p.HDCAM.ENG.x264-P2P
Now you can watch this turd without wasting your money.
>CAM
>>83098300
What do i do with these lines?
>>83098300
>Cam
Shit quality mate
discuss
Very good, Voiello is best boy
He's dead
>>83098053
discuss WHAT? Fuck you OP PUT SOME EFORT IN
only the finest title sequences are permitted in this thread
Inb4 watchmen
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
>>83097882
Waht moevi
YANB Edition
WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.
FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces (optional) > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere
*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"
OP Pastebin for quick thread making: https://pastebin.com/u92hX6rX
Music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGUboLZx3Tk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPW-cPfkd4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l2EbSK8bNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMlcTE7lw8
http://picosong.com/MTTA/
Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
http://gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=933D7216D1B8C38C9F507E2624886FBF
Meanwhile... >>83094491
>>83097747
PS GRIL ON THE RIGHT IS CLAIMED YOU CANNOT HAVE HER SHE'S MINE
1. SPOOKED ME REAL GOOD
2. THIS ONE HAD ME IN TEARS
3. DON'T LOOK FOR DEAPER MEANING
4. HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5. BEST I'VE EVER SEEN
6. NOBODY GETS IT (ONLY I GET IT)
7. (WHY EXACTLY ARE THERE THREE COOP'S AND HOW EXACTLY DID BOBCOOP CREATE DOUGIE COOP THEN IF HE VOMITED WHAT TO ME LOOKED LIKE THAT THING FROM LOST HIGHWAY DRENCHED IN CREAMED CORN ALSO KNOWN AS GARMONBEZIO ALSO KNOWN AS PAIN AND SORROW INTRODUCED IN LYNCH'S ONLY MASTERPIECE TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME WHICH WAS CRITICALLY PANNED ON RELEASE BECAUSE NORMIES DID. NOT. GET. IT. AND INLAND EMPIRE TOO) (BONUS TRACK)
reminder evil cooper is now known as booper
>T A Z E R F A C E
Baneface?
>>83097684
Is "Rocket" any better?
>>83097684
I can live with that bad joke because you look super cute sticking your nose through the bars, coonie.
It's still MY name on the goddamn door, Lewis!
This is bullshit
>>83098009
>YOU KNOW IT AND I KNOW IT
>>83097359
Do people unironically think this show is good?