You know, Anakin, Sith Lords have the ability to save pregnant women from dying during childbirth.
You know, Anakin, Sith Lords have the ability to impregnate their qt padawan (male) girlfriends.
My only idea
Alexander Skarsgard - Char
Two days until this starts, whos excited?
Why did Tom Cruise wear a fake botty in Edge Of Tomorrow?
I want a girl to fart in my mouth, I've never had a girl fart in front of me before. I don't have a SO, or any friends that are girls. Would a sex worker/prositute fart in my mouth? How do I get a girl to do this for me? What does it feel like to have a girl fart in your mouth? I need some tips please.
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>professional and knowledgeable critics hate it
>random plebs from /tv/ love it
really activates the almonds
one of the best action movies ever made you slackjawed faggot.
Is there a convention on question marks and exclamation mark order?
Is it ?! or !?
Goerge Clooney may be a dapper fellow but don't forget, he wacks off just like the rest of us
Movies about being alpha?
*Flipping Comic Intro*
>*Audience is quiet*
What's your name?
>*Everyone at the audience start to smile*
>*small giggles can be heard*
Drake? Bono? Eminem?
>*People start crying to contain the laughter*
>*Entire theater erupts in a thunderous laughter*
>*Movie gets a 90% at RT and 74 in Metacritic*
>*Hyenas in zoos across the nation driven mad by what their perceive to be the calls of their species break from their cells and start attacking everyone*
>*America succumbs as Trump is killed by a horde of liberals*
>*Elliot Rodger comes back from the dead and start killing normies*
>*Justice League flops*
>*Muslims conquer Europe*
>*Murdoch Murdoch gets censored on Youtube*
>*Marvel's Avengers: Infinity War is the highest grossing movie of all time*
>*5 Game of Thrones spin offs announced*
Andrew Dice Clay - Sam Kinison
Now that the dust has settled; Who was in the wrong here?
Would you demand a Dobby pussy indulgence?
Every so often a thread like this emerges that completely baffles me as to what OP is looking at on his computer and how and why the thought entered his head to make this abysmal fucking thread
>last name is Daggett
>comes from French "Dague"
>friend's name is Jonas
Did Bravo Nolan serious LYNCH us before Lynch could get the chance?