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>>83061413
Who is the target audience for this show?

>>83061413
i dont associate myself with tumblr or tumblr accessories

>>83061546
low test males and high test females

it's a biological weapon that combines with host dna to create some type of alien

>>83061338
Just pretend there are no sequels after Aliens or Alien 3 at the very latest.

>>83061338
Thats a deacon you fucking retard.

>>83061198

Classic

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that p.dano is simply ~c~l~a~s~s~i~c~

Classic Paul Dano does it again
Plebs forever BTFO and on suicide watch
How will they ever recover?

>>83061182
I don't see how anyone can find that meme funny without the proper context.

2011

>>83061182
2007
welcome to hiromoots plebbit
>old enough to remember when britneys blackberry contacts got leaked to tv and we called the rock and eminem

>>83061079
I enjoyed it familia, I think the ending was weak, but for most part I don't think any horror movie has a good ending.

>>83061079
It deliberately avoided killing her for a reason, and shooting it did not kill it

Do people here unironically watch movies at 2x speed or something

>>83061079
What happens when you rape "it"?

>>83060793
The movie becomes much better if you assume it takes place in the early Warhammer 40k universe.

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>>83061373
I hate you people so fucking much.

>>83060793
Dead Space did it better to be quite honest.

>>83060768
That we obviously need some sort of monument or structure to demarcate the US-Mexican border and prevent oversights like this

>>83060768
>-Crossing the border- "Wow Trump is right... His daughter is a hot piece of ass"

This one was funny

>>83060768
Isn't there a river dividing the states from mexico?

>>83060703
Why isn't her face painted like the face on her shirt? That would be sexy and fun.

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>>83060786
she used to do that, but only recently got her first official shirt

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>>83060786

>>83060649
Mike Stoklasa
How many girls did Mike fuck?
Sto, klasa... (in polish: hundred, classy...)

Jesus, if he lost a few pounds he'd be such a piece of ass.

>>83060649
Not if he still has any dignity, fat people have a hard time maintaining erections

pleb tier

the correct list is
1. commando
2. cobra
3. under siege

>>83060635
kek

>>83060554
T2 deffo #1

dunno bout the rest

>>83060548
shut up.
it was the best indie horror since ages.

Every movie I watch, I find something to take away from. Everything is as useless as you make it out to be, untermensch.

That said, I think The Void is best appreciated as the homage to Carpenter and his ilk that it is (and a showroom for practical effects, btw), rather than some novel, unique movie. It's not creative in the sense of "opening new worlds", but that doesn't prevent it from having value in other respects.

>>83060548
>>83060584

I was sort of underwhelmed as fuck by the void and I generally love indie horror

The KKK people outside and their hors were underutilized, a couple just wandered in and got killed and that was all they did. If the writers needed them to keep the characters from running the fuck away from the hospital, and focus a large amount of the story on them, they needed to have a more impactful resolution to that.

>>83060359

The genre is fleshed out, much like rock music is dead so is horror

>>83060359
cant compare to the horrors of the real world a click away online

stick a fork in it. horror genre is over.

>>83060561
This. Complete oversaturation of the market means everyone has seen it all before. Horror is about impact, and there's no impact in dude jumpscares lmao any more.

all the pirate kinos have shit scores at rotten tomatoes and honestly I don't know why
it has much better art direction, action, sets than shit like civil war

Not going to lie, former Depp supporter here. Its hilarious watching him crashing burn, but seriously we can't let him get his hands on The Black Pearl.

>>83060172
Disney is finished

>>83060141
Shit man I can't watch all this.

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>>83060141
I hate his Grinch teeth.

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>OP tries, and fails, to handle the banter

lol

>>83060096
Mullholland Drive

Bound

Blue is the warmest color

Don't know shit about the story but it's great fapping material.