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I have serious doubts that was reallly Ben Afflecks body

We're all dcucks now

>>79933737
>this triggers the nu-cuck

>>79933491
Donald Trump got to watch Finding Dory which is way cooler anyways.

I'd totes refuse if i was asked, but nobody asked me because i'm a looooseeeer

>>79933491
Jesus Christ, how far does this guy have his head jammed up his own ass? Does he even realize what a talentless hack he is?

PLEASE tell me that's not Emilia Clarke.

>>79933490
It is

I'm pirating this movie because Emilia Clarke is in it.

>>79932954
Suicide Squad is an Oscar winning film now.

>>79932954
Emma Stone, go easy on me reddit.

An answer I'd never though I'd give: Documentary Short. I'm not here to argue about the politics, or the conspiracy theories or any of that shit. It won because it was on Netflix so it was the one people actually saw. Ignoring all the bullshit around it it was simply a boring, lazy, and uninspired documentary; good documentaries have narratives, a story, a sense of purpose, this was stuff happening for 35 minutes then it was over. It was just boring.

>>79932926
>gay nigger is the mouthpiece for /pol/ that they look up to

At last, I finally see

still telling it like it is. Based.

>>79932985

>muh identity politics

>>>/polmblr/

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>tfw Emily Jean fan

WHAT'S UP FAGS

>>79933408
MY DICK ON YOUR SISTER'S ASS

>>79932845
Aight senpai. Ain't no pasta out there that is bad. Quit acting like a beta cuck, I'm just saying. You can't keep getting triggered when you hear some hella wavey slang my man. 2016 was on f-leek when it came the slangalanging. Shit was lit senpai, fetch, if I may. Lodok, I'm like you. I lost faith in humanity, but I learned to become better. I feel like I need to explain this story before I can explain how I learned to keep it . I was living la vida loca with my bae. Name was Kerry. Kerry was the bomb. Total badonkadonk and knew exactly how to grt crunk in bed. The coitus was #hashtagtotesmcgoats the bomb diggity. So one day, after I let the spermlets go, I went to wash up in the bathroom. I saw her phone on the bathroom counter and went to give it to her. What I saw...oh man, I was hella woke. Some fuckboy snd his whole SQUAD were sending bae nudes. I felt like the biggest cuck on the planet. Shit was not flames boi. I was literally triggered. But I gotta say, I got a stiffy from that shit, no homo. I didn't confront my girlfriend, but I pulled the most savage shit the next day. Pulled out my glock, traced the guys number and found him. Knocked on the door. This was it. I heard footsteps. It's all YOLO from here. He asked "Who is it", and I said in the most low key Bruce willis-esque impression I had and said, "IT'S ME BITCH! THE KEK WHOSE BAE YOU AND YOUR WHOLE SQUAD WERE BANGING!" I fired the whole damn mag into the door. I kick the door open, and looks for the rest of his squad. Didn't find him, but there were hella thots in the basement. This boi was running a whole sex trafficking ring. I freed 'em all, and they thanked me. I was recognizdd by my state as "swag af", because of how lit I was saving those girls. Bro, I was so excited when they gave me the key to the coty. I was finna nut.

>>79932845
Goose of course

>>79932845
Based Cruise

100k a year

https://youtu.be/incEjBhWcZQ

Personal favorite. Skip to 1:50

https://youtu.be/WUa3R8ii7TA

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that shit

did you see that tiger roll a joint? jamie pull that up

>>79932431
It's crazy, that we can put a monetary value on human life, that's insane to me....did you see that video of the guy getting hit by a moose? jamie pull that up.

how dare you

honest question
why would you send homosexuals to begin a colony? don't you want it to...you know, last more than one generation?

>>79932675
Don't worry the bull will pick up their slack

>>79932318
You do realise not everybody is there for breeding right? The ship is full of pilots, engineers and medical staff too

David Lynch already made one.

>>79932091
I have read the first book too.
Are the sequels worth?

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>>79932273
Everyone should read the prequel first.

>>79931271
Kevin Dillon was underrated.

>>79931493
Childhood is idolizing Taylor and Elias, Adulthood is understanding that Barnes and Bunny make more sense.

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>>79931567
hell yeah.

The reason why landlines are still a thing
Millions of old people who still think that's how the world works

why do you think the kikes are locking down the internet so hard, they know they are losing the traditional tv viewers as they die off.

making the web conglomerate into one over moderated sjw fest was their goal.

>>79930245
I get it in a package with my internet. It was cheaper.

>>79930135
A man loves McDonalds too much.

Two vegans with an agenda against meat and a corporation make money from lies.

>>79930135

>eating a shitload of shitty beef, shitty potatoes, fat, salt, carbs and 1L of sugar water for a month makes you unhealthy as fuck

Shocker.

Its like Americans want to believe that fast food is healthy.

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>ywn suck on her nipples while she jerks you off

How do you think she would have reacted if she knew how much simultaneous arousal she caused all across these great United States?

>>79929979
Tits are disgusting