Was Titanic the last time CGI and practical effects was done right?
>>79538780
nope
>>79538877
Titanic was actually good though
>>79539095
This was surprisingly refreshing. Its a small story in terms of number of events that happen but it was nice to see Marvel flex the 'magic' muscle.
forgettable reddit tier trash film for 12 year old kids
stephen strange just felt like tony stark lite
yeah it was better than expected
>A teenager who's lived a sheltered life because she's allergic to everything, falls for the boy who moves in next door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LyEE7eR0nM
Fuck that trailer
>>79538658
she reminds me of a pornstar
she's cute tbqh
>>79538658
how you know it's a movie made for teens
>see The Fly in cinema last night
>two guys behind me laughing non-stop and talking loudly
>they believe it to be a comedy
>making constant dragon ball z references
>one guy literally says "so tim and eric show when we get home?" and the other guy repsonds "yeah mate i'll grab my vape from mine on the way"
>they start a round of roaring applause at the end of the movie
pic unrelated
>>79538656
Where is that picture from
>>79538656
Pic related literally represents a normies attempt to be autistic.
>saw Pirate Radio
One of the worst nights ever
GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFkulzWMotY
>>79538613
OP here. What the fuck is an "All-Star" trailer?
>>79538613
GO
>>79538628
SOMEBODY
>>79538613
>marvel reference
DROPPED
So I've just watched it for the first time, and I know im late for the party but maybe someone cares to talk about it with me?
So, I enjoyed the movie. It had that Apollo 13 (in a good way) feel to the pictures of Saturn and all over the visuals were superb.
But, the first part with mr. Tangerines made me question the acting abilities of Michael Cane. Like, what the fuck happened to him? His delivery was... average at best.
And his daughter made me want to shoot my fucking gun at the screen.
Anyway, the Conaughey made the story intresting
Also, anyone else was fucking creeped out by the design of the robots (TARS and the other guy)? Like they were so fucking unsetteling for the whole time and made me think when they were going to betray them. And all out of sudden it was the Martian who did it, and then TARS of course grew up on me at the end.
And while it was just a little, a small little bit too far in the ass with the "scientific aspect", it is veeery nice artistic way to portray the science behind the universe. Not close to the facts, but close to the heart of an artist.
Thus ends my blog post, anything else /tv/ has noticed?
>>79538554
OH and I held yself from watching the RLM review of the movie for 3 years now, have something to catch up there
>>79538554
Also i fucking literally laughed out loud at that
>it's impossible
>No, it's necessary
Who the fuck came up with that shit?
Also, it lost me for a while at that docking while spinning part, but just for a momment.
Also, the fighting between con guy and matt damon was kinda dull and unintresting, and im not talking about lack of action but about the plot behind it.
hurr durr love is interdimensional hurr
Name a show that has made you laugh more than The Simpsons.
>name an organ that has allowed you to jizz more than your penis
>>79538531
in like the last 5 years or so? Venture Bros might have eclipsed it
before that yeah no, the Simpsons cannot be beaten.
Reddit and Memey
Apollo? I'm SLY
You're a big guy
>>79538416
> Carl Weather'd
>>79538416
Rambo V when?
>Find out Commando is on Netflix.
>Call up dad and he invites me to come over to his place to watch it with some wings and beer.
>Show up and get 20 mins into the movie while drinking some beers with my pops.
>His wife suddenly shows up.
>Proceeds to stand in front of the TV and talk to my dad about her day.
>I don't say anything but give her a look that I am clearly annoyed and she is interrupting something.
>Dad finally says "Anon and I are watching a movie..."
>She then decides she'll watch it too, which is fine.
>Pulls out her iPad immediately and starts to browse Facebook.
>Every minute she starts talking to my dad about what her friends are doing on her status, speaking over the movie.
>Finally I just say to her "Dad and I are trying to watch this movie and you're interrupting."
>She stares at me like pic related and says "It's a movie, pause it or watch it later."
>Dad immediately tries to cool down the situation but by this point I already told the bitch that she could just shut up or get out because we are more interested by Arnold blowing shit up than her and her Facebook friends.
>A fun night with my dad turns into arguing with his bitch wife until she cries saying I am so awful to her.
>Go home and bitch on /tv/
Anyone have moments like these?
She wants the D.
>>79538488
But even men know that bro time comes before sex. Why are women incapable of thinking about anything else but themselves?
How mature of you.
2017 Presents:
>Where Hands Touch: The story of an SS officer falling in love with a black Rhineland bastard during the height of WWII.
the only "people" that unironically get triggered by this are faggot LARPers. No you are not in a "racial tribe" you are a deluded LARPer. "Racial tribes" do not and should not exist in modern civilization and should be met with intolerance for it is a cancer on the free world and individualism. You are a deluded impressionable LARPer.
Racism is really the lowest, most crudely primitive form of collectivism. It is the notion of ascribing moral, social or political significance to a man's genetic lineage the notion that a man's intellectual and characterological traits are produced and transmitted by his internal body chemistry. Which means, in practice, that a man is to be judged, not by his own character and actions, but by the characters and actions of a collective of ancestors.
Racism claims that the content of a man's mind (not his cognitive apparatus, but its content) is inherited; that a man's convictions, values and character are determined before he is born, by physical factors beyond his control. This is the caveman's version of the doctrine of innate ideas or of inherited knowledge which has been thoroughly refuted by philosophy and science. Racism is a doctrine of, by and for brutes. It is a barnyard or stock-farm version of collectivism, appropriate to a mentality that differentiates between various breeds of animals, but not between animals and men.
Like every form of determinism, racism invalidates the specific attribute which distinguishes man from all other living species: his rational faculty. Racism negates two aspects of man's life: reason and choice, or mind and morality, replacing them with chemical predestination.
I want my hands to touch that chick's pussy tbqh
>>79538663
wow lewd
>director also plays main character
>director is also a woman
>Actor plays a character with the same name
>>79538477
I heard this was so actors can act on sitcoms for years and then not be typecast after.
>Hey Steve Crowder who voiced Brain on Arthur, what's one issue you don't give a fuck about and don't really feel like discussing.
>Ah probably weed I don't really care if people smoke it or that it becomes legalized and it's basically a non-issue to me, I just don't think that it comes without consequences.
>WHOA WHAT THE FUCK PRINCESS THAT'S ADORABLE FUCKFACE JAIMIE PULL UP GORILLAS DRIVING CARS ON WEED AND NOT CRASHING IN COLORADO
>Joe I'm just saying I'll give you that it's not inherently harmful nor that it may even have traffic violation causal effects based on that study, I just don't really even care about the issue.
>GORILLA WOULD FUCK YOU UP MAN BUT NOT ON WEED WHY DON'T YOU GET ON YOUR SHOW WITH SIX OTHER GUYS WHO ALSO HATE WEED LIKE YOU HAVE STATED THAT YOU HATE WEED AND I'LL FUCKIN' FIGHT YOU ALL, TAKE YOUR BACK, IT'S OVER BITCH
>Joe I feel like you're just getting defensive now about an issue you're particularly biased on and I really have no interest in discussing, if you wanna smoke weed smoke weed I just think it's not the miracle it's cracked up to be.
>LOL THAT'S ADORABLE YOU MISSED YOUR FLIGHT NOW IT'S GONNA BE OKAY AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A STARVING AFRICAN CHILD GETTING EATEN BY A VULTURE, VULTURES WILL FUCK YOU UP BRO, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SPREADING THIS ANTI-WEED PROPAGANDA
>Why are we still talking about weed when I don't eve-
>I BET IF IT WAS A FUCKIN' TAG TEAM MATCH BETWEEN ME AND JAIMIE AGAINST YOU AND NOT-GAY JARED WE'D FUCK YOU UP BRO, JOE ROGANS AND JAIMIES WILL FUCK YOU UP, WINNER DECIDES WHO IS RIGHT ABOUT WEED PRINCESS
>>79538062
tl:dr me on this episode of the podcast
I hate Chowder and I kinda hate Rogan, were they both retards or what? Who gets mad at who?
>>79538174
Crowder had the gall to say that maybe people that are high on pot shouldn't drive, and king chimp Rogan sperged out.
Crowder is BASED as always
How do you continuously push people away?
IT
JUST
KEEPS
TUM-BA-LING DOWN
>>79538060
So Ridley Scott? Thought he went on record saying he has no desire for comic shit?
>>79538060
lol. seems like corporate meddling if they can't stick a director for one of the most well-known brands. might be best to wait until the Snyder era is over with and do a fun, stand-alone flick about Batman fighting crime instead of a lore/continuity heavy film with multiple villains. that's just me, though. no doubt DC will find a way to fuck it all up.
SHE'S FAST
>>79538013
L E L
sorry, I prefer FREAKY FAST
You can choose one anime/vn/manga to turn into a Hollywood movie or show.
What do you choose?I choose Umineko, because I hate myself and everyone else.
Childhood is idolizing Goku
Adolescence is switching to Vegeta
Adulthood is realizing Piccolo makes the most sense
Childhood is idolizing DBZ
Adolescence is switching to Jojo
Adulthood is realizing One Piece makes the most sense
>>79537969
Enlightenment is realizing Krillin is the bravest of them all
>>79538514