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I don't have a gf so fucking suck it up and read a book or something, chief

>I've had to sit through it
No, you don't. Spine up and tell her you're not watching it. That's what I'd do.

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Crazy idea. Do something else.

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>>85135307
>Will it bomb in the US?

If it doesn't fit the rigidly-defined commercial expectations, then yes. Murcans are too fucking dumb to understand anything original.

>critics calling it kino
>euroturds dumb to believe it

>>85135307
The label 'Reddit' is thrown around here pretty casually but never has the hat fit as snugly as it does on Christopher Nolan's bloated head. The man is a living, breathing representation of everything wrong with the film* industry.

Everything the man touches seems intent on making stupid people feel smart. Every shot, cut and line of dialogue feels like a not-so-subtle nudge to make the intellectually stunted feel like they're in on some intricate evolution in the art of plot.

The sad truth is that Nolan is indeed a genius. Not a filmmaking genius, but a genius at pulling the wool over the eyes of the stupid, ignorant and uncultured swine that currently shovel money into the pigsties of Hollywood.

Christ have mercy on cinema's legacy if this man is to be inducted within its great halls.

*I shudder to use the word 'film' in the same paragraph as the name 'Nolan' but it is unavoidable in this case.

How's big guy in it?

>>85135299
He quite good, there is not a bad acting job in the entire film, even the popstar is good. Big guy is one of the three main plotlines (One plotline is a naval guy and the little boats, one is mr. everyman trooper trying to get off the beach, and one is the air battle with Mr big guy in it.

You can tell they didn't CGI the airbattles. It was amazing.

How is Harry Styles

The thing about Arsenal is...they always try to walk it in

What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?

Mind how you go

yeah, could be worse

>>85135254
*better. FTFY

>>85134788
Is her bra bigger on the inside?

>>85134779

bad advertising campaign desu, I barely knew it was out.

also a lot of the dialogue felt very forced

Why do you fucking care about capeshit box office revenues?

>third reboot of a hero in 10 years
>70th capeshit film released this year

we can only hope that with their insane budgets and declining profits that capeshit will finally die within a few years and we can return to kino

>>85134830
Thanks for the bump pal.

pls respond

>>85134871
Shit

Tragic that Ed Harris and Anthony Hopkins are stuck on that

>>85134770
I thought it was shit.

>>85134670
>Genuine game enthusiasts with a moderate budget, writers with a moderate amount of wit, and a moderate level of game understanding to review before the excessive influence of sponsers and SJW corrupted them

It was a simpler time. Honestly if G4 was smart, they could have just moved their entire platform online and cut out the middleman of being on cable and they would have survived and made bank in the face of youtubers with meager budgets like Jontron.

>>85134925
Too bad G4 became filled with shit reruns like Cheaters and Cops

Jesus, Adam looked like a tweaked out cokehead even back then

>>85134534
the one with the neurotic jewish guy

The one where he marries his daughter

>>85134534
sleeper

>>85134386
Maybe he just learned Mandarin for whatever reason.

maybe he speaks it for business purposes, I'm not sure what he actually does

>>85134486
It makes a lot of sense for an Asian business man to learn Madarin desu.

>>85134319
a Spielberg movie.

>married to a 52 year old with white hair

her name is coon hahahaha wow

>>85134237
Is Franco's accent better than it seems in the trailer? It really took me out of it.

>>85134237
Is this movie low budget? It seems like it probably had a smaller budget than the $8 million (adjusted) it took to make the original.

>>85134267
Yeah he nails the character in the film.

I get why they aired that trailer he seems to have dropped the accent from the cut I was shown.

He nails the character pretty well and everyone at my showing agreed.

he was a hack

I don't know. Artists with big egos can single each other out for petty or small reasons.

Luckily for me, the movie-goer/watcher, I can freely enjoy Hitchcock and Orson Welles and give their personal proclivities a wide, wide berth.

>>85134207
He was right, Hitchcock is shit.

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DUUUUDE SUBRUS LMAOOOOO

You sound like a retard. I bet you saw it alone.

>>85133999
> drives
> first name is miles

Looks very promising, I'm interested.

>black director makes prehistoric movie starring white people

What did he mean by this?

He also made From Hell and The Book of Eli, so at least it will look good.

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>>85134615
How was this? I remember it being critically panned for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRVpm7RfBY4