>tfw you will never get to see David and Shaw's adventures exploring the Engineer homeworld
>tfw you will never learn about Engineer society or their motives for creating and destroying life
>tfw this qt died off screen and never got the answers she deserved
I enjoyed Alien Covenant well enough, but I'm incredibly disappointed that we'll never get a proper sequel to Prometheus. I just wanted to see Shaw and David exploring strange alien worlds and discovering the meaning of life together.
>he unironically enjoyed two awful movies
>you will never see any of this shit actually happen to Shaw
http://www.alien-covenant.com/news/davids-drawings-shaw-his-experiments-now-online
it would've made the movie worth talking about.
>>83544700
Why the fuck did they decide that David had to 'invent' the xenomorph? Couln't they just left it alone and treat it as a natural enemy to the engineers as it seemed in Alien?
ITT: Films which aren't about weed, but are fun to watch when stoned
>>83543046
Forgot to mention, although it's obvious, pic related
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>>83543046
*notices buldge* OwO what's this?
Do you think they stuffed up his crotch?
What kind of movies are best to wash down with pizza?
under achieving comedies like Miss March
>>83542799
sup Trevor? you drunk yet?
>>83542762
I wish I could eat pizza and don't get fat.
Ever run into theater niggers? They don't have to be black but in my personal experience they almost always are.
Just went to see Wonder Woman and some theater nigger was on his phone the whole time and left fifteen minutes before it ended.
He had a theater nigger friend who left fifteen minutes in and came back for the last thirty and left with the first theater nigger.
What's your guys' experience with theater niggers?
Theater niggers are keks. No respect for good Kino and a waste of fucking space. Hope they get fucking lynched for this shit.
>>83542746
>someone who willingly spends money on female capeshit feels entitled to pass judgement on others
Cute.
Would this fly today? The answer is obviously no. This was a brilliant performance, too.
>>83542729
There'd be more overt cries of racism and the studio execs would probably release an apology but most people would feel the same way about it that they did when it was released years ago.
I don't see why not. They acknowledged how ridiculous it was and had a token black character call him out on it and make him look stupid. plus ben still is a jew so he gets extra leeway with this sort of stuff.
>>83542729
Nigga got an Oscar nomination for it. People also tried boycotting Tropic Thunder when it came out, but weirdly more of the outrage was over Ben Stiller making fun of actors going "full retard" with Simple Jack.
>character cough
>say I'm fine
>secretly shows blood on hand
>Character has near-death experience with zombie-like creature
>"I'm fine"
>Next scene shows that the character lied and actually got infected
>character says I'm blood
>Secretly coughs
>Shows fine in hand
>>83542643
>Character is clearly infected
>Other characters defend immediately killing them despite knowing they'll turn
>Infected character inevitably turns and kills a few of them
Do you guys really have to be so negative about everything?
Only for shit
>>83542516
does everything have to be so shit?
>>83542516
shut the fuck up faggot
Favorite bits of Dialogue thread
>"Who's your commanding officer?"
>"Ain't You?"
I love these lines because it's the point in Apocalypse Now where the viewer realizes just how mad the Vietnam War was, if they haven't already. I mean, not having a commanding officer and having the soldiers fight on their own, but this scene and these two lines make it worse by implying that these soldiers don't have a CO, and worse yet, they don't know it.
Or, in my theory, and probably the worst of matters, there is a CO and he's present, but his mind is gone and he doesn't know, just like the soldiers in the Do Lung bridge scene.
And to boot, the end of the scene explains that they build the bridge every night only to have it blown up by VC and they do this perpetually which is the figurative definition of insanity, doing something over and over, expecting change. These two lines of dialogue are where it hit me just how confusing and utterly insane the war was.
So with that, your favorite lines of dialogue w/ or w/o explanation.
>>83542437
>Got anything to declare?
>Yeah, don't go to England
>It's behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come up from behind.
>Do you know what Nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt. Me.
>>83542437
>and having the soldiers fight on their own, but this scene
and having the soldiers fight on their own is one thing, but...
my bad.
No, the best dialogue from Apocalypse Now is:
>"They said that you had gone totally insane and that your methods were unsound."
>"Are my methods unsound?"
>"I don't see any method at all, sir."
Whats the best way to piss in a theater? I'm sick of missing out plot points because I'm always in the bathroom.
>>83542269
Installing a catheter
>>83542269
get a catheter you faggot
go to baywatch, they allow you to piss in the aisle
when was the last time you saw a "quality" thread on /tv/? Been years for me
that poop holding in thread like 6 or 7 years ago
>>83542060
And I still get banned for dubs threads? Man fuck the mods.
>>83542060
Mods ban apu threads but blacked and cunny threads always reach 300 posts
Why didn't they just release this version?
Is the Ultimate Edition of BvS actually a good movie or are you guys just memeing? I haven't seen it but I hated the theatrical version
What are the differences? Watched theatrical the other day on HBO and don't understand why it was destroyed by critics. Was far superior to Disney Marvel trash.
>>83542006
>>83541985
Elaborates some scenes and characters that's barely shown in the Theatrical.
I'd recommend watching that version but it adds on another half hour making it a 3 hour long viewing.
Star lord? more like meme lord am i right?
>>83541861
I thought it was funny, sue me
>>83541861
yeah that scene was great. It was a lot better to make fun of that ridiculous fight than to take it seriously.
Just look at man of steel and the 20 minute zodd fight. Absolutely terrible, this was kino.
>>83541930
>shitting on MoS fight scene
fucking brainlet marvel cuck
And why is it Tampopo??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqA-mP0MhZg
Great movie OP. Wish it was talked about here more
>>83541868
I would be willing to talk about it ITT if OP's image weren't fucking disgusting and he hadn't posted a youtube link instead of some text worth discussing. I'll wait for the next Tampopo thread, thanks.
>>83541889
>>83541889
HAHA You are clearly philistine pleb trash who simply can't understand true patrician art. HAHA
>Hahaha
>what a story Mark
>>83541790
>come on let's play some football ok? haha
>>83541841
>haha ok
>>83541790
Does he just pretend to not understand human emotion? It's very puzzling.
Would /tv/ watch a movie about Kent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vX21mnPAjA
>>83541740
t. /r9kent/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwbS5KjpBv0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUolvNpU-tk