>you come home after a long and call for your mother
>Lolie Mourmont steps in
>Anon why aren't you smelling my feet.
>you shiver in fear and say sorry.
>Sorry isn't damn good enough anon. Smell my fucking feet you twat.
>you rush over and take off her shoes.
>you begin sniffing her foot odor like its crack
>More Anon More!
>She puts pressure on your face, but you are too intoxicated to react to the pain.
>Servery the warrior goddess Mourmont is the only thing worth a damn right now.
>Y-yes y-you're absolutely right m'lady women should fight in wars even though they're mostly a massive liability I'm s-sorry I'll c-check my privilege from now on so sorry so sorry
>>85235636
Where did your life go wrong?
>>85235741
A massive liability for what? If zombies overrun the north, they will die anyway.
fucking call it
it's interesting he complains about the noise in each review. that's supposed to be a huge division in current movie culture, the loud action blockbusters aimed at kids that drive the industry are off-putting to old people because they're noise sensitive so it ends up being a viscerally unpleasant experience for them.
What did I just watch? Why is this a critically acclaimed film that is supposed to be one of the best? This movie sucks. Anyone who disagrees is a pleb trying to masquerade as a patrician. Prove me wrong.
>>85527033
Russian roulette scenes were good.
Walken made a good ptsd junkie Vietnam vet.
Meryl a cute.
Good music video of Feanky Valli song.
>>85527033
It's sad that you have to post a stupid fucking retarded bait post to get the film you just watched discussed.
>>85527033
You're correct
For years I've been saying it's good so anonymous people on the internet think I have good taste, but I was only fooling myself.
Thank you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuF9aZxoipE
You guys ready for Rocko's Modern Kino?
>inb4 /co/ is that way->
This is a movie.
>Bette Midler chasing down litterbugs!
>xD
>I love it when celebrities are willing to be silly!
>xD xD xD
>oh goodness! how did a show this good resonate with the plebeian masses???
>Completely rebooting the series the next season
>6 episodes over three nights
>All new cast full of minorities
>Nothing to resolve the original storyline
Not that this show was any good, but what the fuck?
>>85235499
Its your own fucking fault for watching a reboot from fucking MTV.
Go watch the wire.
>>85235499
Who gives a fucking shit, its a shitty mtv show.
Stop watching girls shows and go outside.
they couldn't even get the real scream mask?
Never even heard of it until yesterday
>>85526997
also it fucking bothers me that the cross on his chest is not perfectly centered
>>85526997
fuck me ?
fuck you I liked it too
I just saw Bane on a Plane 2. Was it good?
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE DRUMPFED UP KICKS
good post
>not keks
fuck off cant even get your own shitty joke right
so what did he whisper in her ear?
>>85526968
>it's free real estate
>>85526968
In my headcanon, he said "I love you. Look me up when you get home."
>>85526968
>"Check 'em"
>Takes place in Queens
>Not a single BADDA BING BADDA BOOM
D R O P P E D
>takes place in queens
>not once do they show an IPS truck with Doug Heffernan inside
fuck this joint
>takes place in queens
>Spiderman isn't disgusted at how utterly 3rd world Jamaica Queens and Roosevelt Ave looks.
Why do fags who live in one city pretend they live in multiple cities? I don't cross the street in my city and go "WOAH I'M IN CROSSTHESTREETBURG NOW HEHE".
Now that Angelina Jolie's career is over, what's next? I doubt she'll be allowed to adopt again.
Looks like Brad Pitt won.
>>85526876
no way that's real
>>85526876
>denizcan targaryen
Fucking cringe
>>85527068
https://amp.businessinsider.com/angelina-jolies-casting-of-children-slammed-as-cruel-and-unnecessary-2017-7
what a good film. Well shot and acted. Also, main girl a cute
>>85235317
giv ayylmao gf
>>85235317
looks like an alien
>>85235317
Would you say the film was Delicious though?
Is there any chance that this will be a good, unique movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUWKn4p2s_sWe wuz John Wick
Name a better director.
I'll wait.
>>85526773
Steven Spielberg.
That was easy.
quentin tarantino
>>85526912
DELET THIS