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>>83869093
this is the gayest topic of 2017.

>>83869093
>thinks the 80's destroyed film culture more than capeshit
kys

>>83869099
Not an argument

Ya big bollocks

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I wish someone had told me earlier that the show is supposed to be surreal and satirical

FECK

>>83868923
same
it rocked.

>>83868923
And my ax.

The ending was great

>>83868923
He punched an army with bats. I remain on the fence

>>83868915

You'd have to be genetically altered superhuman to remember that name

Typical English man

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Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

Because he was the only morally virtuous character

sage and fuck off

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Your expectations are exceedingly-low. You're quite easily pleased. Everybody's different, of course, so there's no logical reason to chastise you as such for that, but you were still brought to tears by one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

How many died?

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>>83868764

ITT times you acted like Richard Horne:

>go into a bar
>bartender doesn't check my ID because my hairline has receded halfway up my skull
>sit as close to a pack of cuties as I can
>light a Kool
>waitress approaches
>tells me there's no smoking
>hand her my pack of Kools with a $1 tucked in the cellophane sleeve
>"Keep the whole pack."
>she sighs and walks away
>one of the cuties turns around
>"Can you please put that out? It smells horrible."
>tell her to come closer
>she laughs out loud and returns to her friends
>bouncer approaches the table
>"Either put that cigarette out or leave."
>smile at him
>"Smokin' fucking babies. Makes me laugh."
>he drags me out of the bar forcefully

>>83868764
>>83868805
He's making fun of Breaking Bad with the Dougie shit and LOST with the numbers, is this him having a go at TD?

these films won't get made

This movie made me realize that gay niggers are the enemy of our people.

I was talking to a gay nigger I worked with about this movie and he said he sympathized with the aliens when I said I felt bad seeing humans die.

He literally would sell out and encourage the deaths of his own human species who were collecting resources for mankind from a hostile SPACE-ALIEN race, because they were cute and blue.

Fuck niggers. No loyalty or concept of unity and betterment for the greater good.

>>83868708
Thank goodness.

Wow, Batman's kid looks like THAT?

La Bête. Pale girl giving a footjob to horse-looking dick.

>>83868616
i remember being on a forum long ago where a mormon had bought it. he was talking about how he had to hide this video for his room inspections so he wouldn't get kicked out of the church.

>There View Screw

what did they mean by this

>>83868576
John Campea is a beta that had to get an asian wife from the third world, and Grace Randolph called him out on it, so he chimped out and got her fired

>>83868576
Wait, who are we hating on now, RLM?

God I hate euro hours on /tv/

Don't you fags have your sister to offer muhammad right now or something?

buzzfeed.com/articles/non-white man speaks in full sentences wow amazing

>>83868502
>typical british man

I think the goal was to eat her?

stop talking like a retard.

>>83868245
her name was Martha.

Because that's what was written in the script and then animated to happen.

That part isn't funny.

Cape Feare is probably the most overrated Simpsons episode. Homer's pretty bad in it especially.

>>83868024
Hello, Mr. Thompson.

I don't get this movie?

>bad cgi
>corny dialogue
>cheesy violence
>bad ending?

This movie is really, bad.

>>83867858
I know this is bait but the CGI is incredibly impressive for '97

>>83867858
Underage millennial faggot detected

>>83867801
Interracial dwarf Homosex-pocalypse

>>83867820
Hobbit?

>>83867801
was this any good? i need a quick flick while I devour this meal

>>83867743

Zack Snyder

The first five minutes of this movie are the only decent thing Snyder has ever released to the public. It's been all downhill ever since.

>>83867776
THIS. It started out so promising and then went right into the fucking toilet.