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What is the avolatte of movies?
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>>83192401
just drink the damn coffee ffs
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That's the kind of shit that happens before an empire collapses
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"We talk about D.W. Griffith... AGAIN" Edition
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Is James Healey better than Griffith?
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>>83192342
megaautist is such a brainlet that he thinks photographic realism is the same thing as the aesthetic of Realism
Sad!
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>>83192531
you're such a brainlet that you can't even name a single formal innovation in cinema since the 30's. truly a sad pathetic soul you are
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>>83192531
i agreee
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What do you think hes doing right now?
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Screaming at a cloud
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>>83192304
Crying in his cuck shed in finland
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Fingering Tawny.
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Hello, sir. What movie would you like to see? I heard that Pirates of the Caribbean movie is swashbuckling fun!
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>>83192286
Point me to the restroom so I can masturbate to blacked on my phone, good sir
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>>83192286
Robert, I don't pay you to hear your ridiculous opinions.
Oh wait, I don't pay you at all, popcorn jockey
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>>83192325
>not offering him your wife so you can masturbate to your own private live Blacked in the restroomhonestly I'm not married, I just hire a prostitute and offer her to him
DUDE A SMALL LOAN OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS LMAO
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>tfw not enough scoops for everyone
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>more money than 99% of what fellow Americans will ever make in their lifetime
>b-b-but he used his daddy's connections and education to make even more money!
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>tfw not enough stickers to get your payment accepted
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I've seen War of the Apes
spoilersThe marketing hasn't revealed probably over 90% of the movieCesar is haunted by Koba throughout the movie, sees Koba in his reflection, etc. The more people he kills the louder Koba's voice gets.
1st act1st act focuses on Apes engaging in guerilla warfare against human camps. War is at a relative stalemate until Cesar kills the General's 2nd in Command and leaves the body hanging.
2nd act2nd act focused on Cesar breaking the "donkey" apes out of slavery. Leads to the month long all-out war of the third act, in which the Apes are losing
3rd actCesar uses chemical warfare attacks (spraying human food with ape diseased blood) which leads Maurice and the Gorilla to form a rebellion within the apes
EndingCesar infiltrates human base, tried to infect the base's water supply pipes with ape diseases. Murders The General shockingly (reminded me of when Leo died in Departed) and pours diseased Ape blood and guts into the water. Stopped by Maurice, who fights Cesar. Cesar kills Maurice, is stabbed by his son, who Cesar sees as Koba. Son and Cesar fight, Son wins, spares Cesar. Cesar is crippled by stab wound which he got infected by the ape blood he was carrying. While son is holding a door open, Cesar kicks vials of blood into the water when he isn't looking.
After CreditsThe humans retreat from the main base after Maurice's rebellion takes it over following the General's death. Apes are seen celebrating around the base. An ape cracks open a large water container and multiple apes drink from it.
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The new planet of the apes movies are overly long, pretentious, and boring
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What about the girl?
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So instead of telling a story is a set up for another yet to be released sequel? i'll pass unless Harrelson character delivers something interesting.
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ITT: Times when the critics were wrong
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>>83192063
No, they were right. About the theatrical version.
Director's Cut is fucking amazing.
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>>83192109
What is wrong the theatrical?
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This movie and the directors cut are ahistorical muslim praising shitpiles. zno, Saladin didnt let everyone go after taking Jerusalem. Not even most of them, and everyone who left had to pay ransom or was sold into slavery. He had his shitskin army desecrate the christian holy places too.
Fuck muslims and fuck this apologist dumpster fire movie
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>boy meets girl
>smash cut to them having sex
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>the most pungent one yet my dear
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>implying sex is real
>implying sex is anything more than a storytelling trope
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>>83191926
>smash cut
what's that? Like a new, phallus shaped scene, flying through a void at the center of the previous scene before filling the screen?
ITT: Twist kino
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>>83191927
this didn't have a twist
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>>83191900
Such an underrated horror movie.
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who was happy to see him back at the end of the movie?...
i believe he has everything to become a great and memorable villain...
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I went to the midnight opening yesterday and missed out on the post credits scene.
What was it?
Was he in human form or squid?If they make a 6 they better find a way to bring barbossa back again
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>watching pirates in 2017
Why do you torture yourself. They series went down hill after the first and the 4th was beyond garbage.
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>>83192083
2 and 3 were good, cmon man...
4 was shit
5 is actually decent.I never cared for jack too, the side characters have always been more interesting
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Don't mind me, just the best non-Boorman King Arthur movie passing by.
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These guys were fucking rad
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>>83192017
Stellan was a great villain even though he was completely unconvincing as a swordmaster.
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/ourguy/
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Why do plebs insist that the sequel is better than the original?
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Because it is.
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deal with it
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>>83191765
Because they saw T2 first. They'e both pretty good but T1 is the better film.
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Action Movie edition
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Why is Rocko's Modern Life not appreciated the way it should be? It's the Father of Spongebob and yet Spongenigger gets all the fucking praise.
Rocko was so much fucking better than SpongeJew but it got canceled because Soccer Moms chimped out at Nickelodeon. It's such a sadness. Just about every episode is a fucking classic and hilarious.
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Why 90s kids always have the best?
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>>83191376
You realized you answered your own question in your own post, you dumbass?
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WEE WEE! WEE WEE! WEE WEE!
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>"Where are we going?"
>"America"
>Overhead shot of New York City
>Gangster rap starts playing
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Name four Bollywood flicks from 1997 who do this in the second act
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>"Where are we going?"
>"Japan"
>Overhead shot of Tokyo
>YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>"Where are we going?"
>"Vietnam"
>Overhead shot of Saigon
>it ain't me starts playing