ITT: We pretend it's the 90's
>>81611969
>friday night
>going to glow bowl at the alley
>get there early
>play some vidya games
>pic related
>bowl for an hour
>eat shitty nachos
>go to the video store
>rent Encino Man
>worry about Y2K
>>81611969
>The way the guy says 'FACT'
>Advertisement for the video company with clips from all the different movies interspersed with a voice-over so it appears like the characters are conversing with the voice-over along with fast paced hip-hop music in the background
Why does the grandpa have a Hispanic name but the grandson has a Jewish name?
RECONQUISTA
You gotta be fucking retarded.....
>>81611617
Isn't morty's last name smith? Or do you think rick is a hispanic name?
So, what do you do?
I drive
>>81611450
dubs and tripsicutions
>>81611450
I make memes on a Toscanini imageboard for Ice Hockey quilt makers
What's the consensus? Should I go see this tonight? (I'd be going by myself)
>>81611419
>An early candidate for worst film of the year: Nacho Vigalondo’s Colossal. This feminist sci-fi is a tribute to misandry. Anne Hathaway plays Gloria, an alcoholic lout who blames all her problems on men. Since childhood, she has displaced her dissatisfaction onto a Godzilla-like monster. It’s a psychotic self-projection that imitates her grade-school sandbox antics in the streets of Seoul, South Korea, killing innocent citizens because . . . well, men are bad. Oscar (Jason Sudeikis) is the latest victim of Gloria’s man-hatred (she even attacks him physically as if feminism endorses assault and battery by women). All this movie lacks is handing out pink pussy hats to brain-dead ticket-buyers.
>>81611559
God damn that's rough. Thanks for saving me some money.
fucking jews
absolute kino
>Dad Rock: the movie
>>81611350
>tfw we kicked out the singer in my band because he was fucking awful
Only instead of becoming a fake teacher he just gets drunk a lot
Why is Netflix on a mission to bring every fucking random cult show back from the dead and piss all over it?
>>81611236
If you haven't noticed they like taking everything they can fucking think up and throw it at the wall to see what sticks. That's why they have so many "originals"
>>81611236
I wish Netflix released its ratings. I really wish they did.
>>81611293
>Reply
you mean like a tv network?
Time is almost running out, goy. Have you already written your full length apology?
DearFUCKISRAEL
Give it a rest
>>81611178
>DC continues to produce literal shit
>even Marvel's weakest franchise is becoming kino
lmaoing at your life dcuck
Sooo Trump....
>>81610885
Trumpkino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqEddipbpkw
>>81610885
I actually respect Colbert for expressing his own political opinion and stuff (it his own, look for correspondents dinner 2006, he's full-blown libtard) but late show was a mistake. It's just not his format. They (CBS) should've keep Craigy making gals wet and Colbert shoud've stayed at Comedy Central or whatever network he came from
>the girl eventually dates some other guy instead of the protagonist
>the end of the relationship coincides with artistic / financial success for the male protagonist, and marital / domestic success for the female
>both have strong nostalgic music and imagery throughout
>both deal with expectation versus reality
>both have elaborate dream sequences
>both use the seasons to structure the narrative of the film
What else have I missed? What will be the third in this kino trilogy?
one and only bump
Good thread. I've been wondering the same thing.
>>81611055
Yeah me too. Shame this isn't a goblin commercial thread tho.
Who is your favorite villain in cinema?
human ambition
>bitches and whores
>elder god tier
Literally Elliot Rodger. and for once, let's NOT talk about Breenfucking faggot sell out traitor that he is
Can't be bothered to put up a list, but Hans Landa would probably be up there.
Hack Comedian Calls Hack Comedian A Hack
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
>>81610553
>who gives a shit intensifies
>>81610553
more like Nig Totaro
>>81610553
You got it wrong, only one of them is a comedian
Mike Wheeler was a pretty good dude, to be honest.
>>81610491
>hey mike you think we should stop playing with your girlfriend and make some progress finding will?
>SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81610574
Who gives a shit about Will? He's jewish and his haircut is ugly
>>81610491
>It's a Mike yells at Eleven episode
>Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!
>>81610449
What was his endgame?
>>81610460
Obviously it was usher in a new age of 3D film technologythat's young James Cameron
the more i watch back to the future predicts 9/11
the more woke i become
i am pretty sure Robert Zemeckis and kubrick were precogs
i am pretty sure most movie directors are spielberg, lucas..etc are too
>We can do it backwards while you watch foot fetish anime porn
Do gf's really say things like this?
only to really hot guys
If I don't hear a woman say something like that to me by the time I am 30, I think I shall swallow the revolver.
The good ones.
This movie gave me yellow fever.
I am so over yellow fever.
On the surface, yes. They naturally peak ones interest.
But once you see them nude, they are so fucking average.
>>81610308
I want to molest Danielle
>>81610402
I got over it once I realised that Asian women are even more slutty and crazy than white women. The idea of a submissive, demure and loyal Asian waifu is a teenage neckbeard fantasy.
Now I'm dating a black chick. Take that, /pol/!