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What was LEGO Gotham's tax policy?

no go watch any disney film instead

>>79422728
The very definition of a movie that tries too hard. Too many memes too. Not worth the 12 bucks

>>79422650
idk

paltrow is batshit crazy but still hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_z_UEuEMAo

>>79422682

what do you base this on? /tv/ ?

>>79422640
he even has a speaking part. based.

thats the actor, Dominic West, acting in star wars.

>>79422640
>Naboo taken in 5 minutes
What the fuck did I do?

>>79422390
Kinda sneer at her and walk away.

>>79422390
What movie?

>>79422511

Drumline

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>>79422183

>>79422165
actually he's on the left

>>79421534
>Chinease Agent Cooper

I bet he doesn't talk about Tibet.

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>china kino

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>>79424120
>I've never seen John Woo action movies

>>79421511
Because he moved to Liberia and understood that non christian negroes deserve slavery.

>>79421511

He's protecting his status by dissing everyone else and being a general dickhead. If he starts to do friendship with other slaves they're gonna get too comfortable and the slave owners will blame him for it.

>>79421511
He's the Headhouse Nigger, meaning he hunts niggas and keeps their heads as trophies. Ain't nobody gonna mess with that.

>>79421396
Stopped watching it after 30 min, desu, and deleted the file immediately. I hate Keaton ever since.

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>>79421396
>"Iron Man is a shit movie: The movie"

>>79421172
>Golshifteh Farahani
waifu tier

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Imagine being Adam in that scene and having to be all like "damn, random 10 year old girl, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific prepubescent monster face. I would totally discuss poetry with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 36 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Adam and not only sit in that chair while random 10 year old girl flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her birthmarks and rosy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that stance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's GOT IT and DAMN, A TEN YEAR OLD LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her boyish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of milfs and gilfs and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in California. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "cunnyesque (for that is what she calls herself)" declamation, the declamation she worked so hard for with personal coaches in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could force-choke every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Adam. You're not going to lose your future Star Wars career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

no self-respecting white dude would ever live and work in paterson. it's a ghetto shithole. if you're a white person driving in paterson you will be offered drugs by 100 different people within 10 minutes of driving around.

>>79421060
I support Trump but this sounds pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpUqpLh0iRw

Classic Lars

Lars is the filmmaker we deserve.

>>79420927
Women are more trouble than they're worth. Even though I'm technically single I still have to devote a lot of energy to women in order for them to still have sex with me. It's an inconvenience at best and a nightmare at worst.

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>tfw she will never be your wife for life

>>79420927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6xKnRorZGg

When Tom hanks play a proper action hero. I will let you know.

>>79420910
Paterson convinced me that the answer to this question is Adam Driver.

>>79420910

There is none. The kind of movies those people did are dead and buried.

>>79420900
Without looking it up, can you tell me what the Best Picture of 1989 was? That's the one for movies that came out in 1989, not the ceremony in 1989.

Nah. It would've won last year during the oscars so white bandwagon, but that chance is gone

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It will win because niggers. Haven't even seen the movie and i know I'm right

>>79420815
Sounds like Von Trier.

>>79420815
Did this film kill your family or something?

Sounds like Cormac McCarthy. I wonder if he can do Blood Meridian in a sparse budget.

>>79420813
Because it's about silencing free speech and getting people used to not having the ability to anonymously post criticism.

>>79420852
This. But also to sell advertising.

>>79420813
Because even if you did that the userbase would still mostly be spastic tards with poor understanding of film.