>character blows out a candle
>screen goes black
homer buy ipad
Could THIS be anymore of a Friends thread?
MATT LE BLANC
PAYCHECK
HOT MEAL
>"I'll take your son into the museum with me at night when there's no one around, and he can touch ANYTHING *winks*
what did Ross mean by that?
What the fuck do I watch now now that I have to wait for more than a year
>>84211271
Star Trek: Discovery, of course.
>>84211271
You know there are plenty of actually good dramas on TV, right? Watch The Americans.
>>84211347
Yeah but they're not related to Breaking Bad so why bother
so there's this little fella right
little white fella
big black fella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqEGihwxvq8
Who was in the wrong here?
>>84211238
>It could be your brother
Post >yfw he goes to jail for High Treason
>>84211202
>>84211202
If he actually assassinated Trump, I would buy all of his old movies on DVD and pay to see all of his new movies in the theater.
ITT: Criminally underrated films
>>84211177
Only the first half
>>84211177
You mean the first one?
It's better than Road Warrior
What's his end game?
To screw Bruce Campbell over at every opportunity.
Dark Eyes Edition
Previously >>84197504
Doctor Who? More like Doctor Poo!
So what Dark Eyes good or not in the end? I don't actually remember anything.
>>84211094
It was pretty good
>Iron Man movie
>"I Am Iron Man" by Metallica starts playing
Fucking seriously?
>>84210998
It's by the Smiths you dick.
>frogposter
>billy and jason are reeeing like fuck
Eh, I thought it was Iron Maiden
>women are infatuated with the main character of the television series despite him being an ugly loser
every fucking time
Hey /tv/, I had this really fucking weird dream last night about a film idea.
So the film starts with Brendan Fraser sobbing in a shitty apartment wishing he could go back to the good old days where people loved him and he could get a job by fucking breathing; he decides to try out for some auditions but gets laughed away by various directors and talent agencies by being a wash out and a has been.
Brendan Fraser then thinks it over and says that his career as an actor may be over, but his career as a director may just be around the corner, other actors like Affleck had done it, why couldn't he?
No actors will join him on his escapades of creating a new film that will blow the box office apart, so he has to go up to some really awful actors and actresses, Shaquille O'Neill, Vanilla Ice, Madonna, Sandra Bullock, Pamela Anderson and Russel Brand.
So everything is going poorly in this new action film where Shaq and Ice are daring agents looking to retrieve an artefact known as the offering, the foot of Tezcatlipoca, an obsidian artefact with hidden magical powers, Madonna is a Russian lady in charge of a huge group of bloodthirsty treasure hunters, one of them could be Christopher Waltz to make the film seem like it's trying or something.
The directing is going awfully as Brendan Fraser can't lead a team of awful actors/actresses and so, nearly giving up, goes out and gets pissed feeling that his life will amount to nothing, getting a noose ready and tying it to the side of a bridge, he hears a man say 'Oh hai Brendan'. He turns and it's Tommy Wiseau.
>>84210991
(Cont)
Tommy Wiseau now comes in and says he wants to co-direct and have a starring role in the film, Brendan reluctantly agrees and then has Sandra Bullock keep him in check as she plays the role of the agent's advisor, so they have to run lines by one another every now and then.
They run the film and Pamela Anderson as the villain, Xipe Totec rips people to shreds in a gore orgy as Ice and Shaq do what they can to beat her; Russel Brand comes in as Quetzalcoatl and they have a huge fight as the building collapses, the team grab the foot and the gods wage a huge battle in the ensuing Chaos.
Wiseau pilots a helicopter and everyone escapes, the film is recorded, everyone is happy and they await the premier; on the night, everyone is laughing and we see all the hokey acting and awful CGI; critics cannot believe themselves having just seen JJ Abrams ‘Star Film: It just prints money’. The critics rate it a respectable 7/10 as the film is corny over the top action with some of the shoddiest acting that they believe is deliberate.
Fraser reflects on his career, the cast all humbly celebrate and their careers may finally be on the up and up; Fraser then looks to see what he can do next to keep the ball rolling…
>>84210991
>>84211007
You sound like you're genuinely autistic.
Thomas?
BIG GUY?
Thomas... Wayne?
MAAAAAAAAARTHA!!!
PARTY SKARCHERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>He has directed over ninety theatrical, video, and television productions since his debut in 1991. Miike is credited with directing fifteen productions in the years 2001 and 2002 alone.
The fuck?
>>84210932
Some of them are pretty good too
>>84210932
I like Takashis Castle.
>>84210932
It's amazing what a man can get done when he doesn't spend 70 hours a week posting on /tv/.
Are there any other movies with a comfy 90s feel?
Obviously, but I'm seeking recommendations
>paranormal would be a plus
Watch that Denzel Washington one about the devil. Uses time is on my side by the rolling stones extensively
Angel Heart
>normal day walking down the street when suddenly
>MISTA BUY ME SUM FROWERS FOR YOUR GIRFRIED MISTA DONT BE CHEAP FUCK COME ON
>>84210912
Shit tier cunny desu
>>84210944
Taje your meds cloister