Kingdom of Heaven
Ironclad
DEUS VULT
>>84016931
DEUS VULT
>character eats snow
>they don't melt it first
>Hero rescues girl
>Doesn't make her eat a bowl of eggs
This must be bait
It's been proven that you have to melt the snow THEN you can drink it
>black bull cums inside
>numale cuck doesn't clean up
How would you salvage the MCU?
Can we have a Leftovers thread?
Sure, I'll heat them up.
>>84016808
If you take off your trip
Even though rooney > mara
>>84016827
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I hate that I found that as funny as I do
>tfw too stupid to get Nocturnal Animals but think it might be a good movie, possibly top 5 from 2016
>tfw no fat girl gf
>>84016706
>>84016972
how smelly was her pusy
>not seeing Trinity leap rooftops in the matrix, made the red pill scene even better
>walked out to eat an edible for Hateful Eight, came back and thought pic related was the protaganist.
Every time i've shown someone the matrix, I always skip to neo first waking up in his apartment, it truly does make the film better.
Don't watch pic related scene before watching the movie. Pic related is comedy gold but doesn't match the tone of the rest of the movie.
ITT movies your are thankful to /tv/ for recommending because you never would have heard of them otherwise.
>>84016647
kill list. saw a short list of new horror movie posted by someone, knew em all except that one and thought the guy had good taste so i went for it without knowing anything at all about it. great move, it was one of the best horror movie in recent years
The OITNB cycle
>Oh new season. Let's check it out.
>Ep 1: Ok this could be interesting
>Ep 2-7: This is absolute shit. Why do I even watch this fucking show.
>Ep 8-10: Ok, this is starting to get interesting
>Ep 11-12: This buildup is actually a little exciting
>Ep 13: That was great! I'm actually surprised how much I liked that episode.
Anyone else ever feel like this? It seems to be my experience almost every season. Why does OITNB handle the end of every season fairly well, but suck so much the rest of the time?
It's because of the characters. Most of them suck. If the show dropped the meth heads, piper, the sjw black chick, and the tranny, it would be a lot stronger.
>>84016565
The scene of the Officers retaking the prison was retarded.
Having worked the last twelve years in corrections I can tell you that if inmates took control of a housing unit the response would involve shitloads of tear-gas, rubber buckshot and live rounds for anyone who doesn't get to the floor with their hands behind their head after one verbal command.
Has anyone here seen any of the Cremaster Cycles?
I think I saw the free one
It was fucking stupid
I think that faggot charges like 50,000 dollars per DVD or something scammy like that
>>84016528
>free one
?
>>84016478
Seen em' it was interesting? I don't know I wasn't very moved by it in all honesty. It was a lot of sizzle and very little steak.
Have you ever made a film anon? Or acted or helped make one?
i was in a shitty nicholas sparks movie as an extra
i wish i coulda done a cooler one but im in a weird place
i was the lead in wonder woman. it was terrible. i had to work out twice a month for the role. in the end i think it was worth it though.
>nanu schniznu
>oh jizzbot
HEATHER IS BEST GIRL THREAD!
Anyone watching season 3? Anyone watching at all? Show seems to be edging up on pozz territory. Right wing people don't *do* this abortion shit.
In Space, Optimus Prime is captured and brainwashed by his sister Quintessa. Meanwhile, on Earth, Cade Yeager (Mark Wahlberg) and the Autobots are being hunted by the Transformers Response Force, led by a reluctant Major William Lennox (Josh Duhamel). Cade befriends teenage inventor Izzy (Isabella Moner) and meets Sir Edmund Burton (Anthony Hopkins), who reveals that the Transformers helped King Arthur build Camelot and that Merlin's staff is a Cybertronian device of great power that only Cade can retrieve because he's the last descendant of King Arthur. Burton hires historian Vivian Wembley (Laura Haddock) to help Cade. Megatron also wants the staff and joins forces with TRF to get it, but then betrays them.
Optimus arrives on Earth with the remains of Cybertron in order to restore it by assimilating Earth. Bumblebee fights Optimus and breaks him free. Optimus then joins the Autobots and the humans to fight both Megatron and Quintessa, and awakens the Medieval Autobots for help. Cybertron is destroyed for good and both Megatron and Quintessa escape. Optimus reunites with the Autobots, who are pardoned by the government, while Cade hooks up with Vivian, adopts Izzy and leaves with them to find his daughter.
In a post-credits scene, Quintessa reveals that Earth is actually Unicron and Cybertron's complete destruction has awakened him.
>No more Bay
>No more Marky Mark
What's even the point.
>Earth is actually Unicron
what
>>84016297
>This is the result of a billion dollar franchise
In all seriousness, these guys look really cool.
>>84016278
Are you serious?
>>84016311
The helmet is a little goofy, and I'm not keen on the facepaint, but everything else is badass.
You disagree?
MCFLY YOU BOJO
THOSE BOARDS DONT WORK ON WATA
UNLESS YOU GOT POWA