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Superhero movies are for children.

press S to slowmo on his grave

BASED REVIEW SCREW

KAAAAAAAAANGZ

>>83572149
I knew the Emoji Movie was Illuminati supported, but this just proves it.

they're studying hieroglyphics whats weird about that

>>83572085
Why was it garbage, faggot

I always liked it

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alien fans are fucking retarded and they are the reason to blame for these shitty movies.
ridley scott should have not listened to you retards and instead just created the things he wanted and what made sense in the alien universe

can someone give me a quick rundown of this interview

>>83572024
vampiric pedophilia space entities

>>83572024
a bunch of retarded shit spewed by a con man

>>83571761

dropped last season, cant believe its still on

I do. Hyped for space australians next season

It's oddly compelling. I wouldn't call it good by any stretch, but it does improve as it goes on and it's really difficult to stop watching.

>>83571572
what was the last comic book movie you enjoyed??

>none of them..they all suck
so stop watching them

>>83571572
It was way better than DC's last 3 stinkers that's why people are excited. If DCEU had good movies prior to this it would be rated ~80% tomato.

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>>83571572
Shit b8 MCUck

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>Bang's

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>>83571452
>Bang's

excuse me but it's actually spelled Barg's.

Truely epic!

You're a big guy

>>83571215
mustard?

>>83571076
That wouldn't be aesthetic

>>83571076
Because reasons

>>83571115
I guess it's better to keep flying within that monster's reach and be killed than to be accused of being unaesthetic.

bump for mothman
bump for kino

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>>83570523
PLEASE SIR, I GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!

>>83570523
Were you here during the Gerewars?

>>83570301

Actual plot holes, or things that were retarded?

>>83570301
i don't have all night to right them- there is too many of them

>>83570301
no thanks, I'm not autistic

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DC ALWAYS WINS BABY

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>>83570296
>$100 million milestone

Based Gal

>every single movie record is now broken by capeshit

Why did it have to be this way?

SILVER SPOON

>>83570212
Is that the one where the chocolate bunnies invaded because peeps were massacring the bunnies in their country?

90% of the shit written about Dirlewanger is fiction, he was just a violent drunk, not a necrophile genocidal maniac. We've already discussed this on /his/ you Jew.

>>83570150
i wonder what her bush smells like

>>83570150
N O

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Imagine being the Alien in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Ripley, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous square face and man jaw. I would totally stick my mouthpenis down your throat, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is ovulate into another 11 year old girl in his nest. Like seriously imagine having to be the Alien and not only sit in that chair while Ripley flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her skinnyfat torso and unshaven bikiniline, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, RIPLEY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been slaughtering nothing but a healthy diet of astronauts and colonists and later alleged rapist and criminals for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the derelict spaceship on LV426. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could rip apart every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking Alien. You're not going to lose your franchise career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>83570102
Rephrase that question so I can understand you dirtbag.

>>83570102

o Pokemon the Movie??? a movie based on a cartoon based on a card game.

>>83570102
I actually own this on the Saturn and it's nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be. Sure it's not Street Fighter III, but it isn't Kasumi Ninja either. It's essentially Street Fighter II Turbo with digitized graphics.