Do you sneak food into the movie theatre?
>being a criminal
>>80267608
>actually paying for the ridiculous prices at a theater
>>80267654
lmao enjoy jail
How the fuck did the hat stay on his head?
fuckboi semen
>>80267510
you've probably never had a shaved head
the stubble can sometimes be insanely gripping
Black people have always been amazing at keeping objects on their heads in different positions. It's actually quite remarkable
who was on the other end of the phone
god
these
the restaurant he was calling to make a dinner reservation
STOP MAKING CAPESHIT RRRREEEE
stop paying to go see it
Stop pretending civilians should have the right to keep and bear arms
>>80268754
I don't, i exclusively pirate this shit.
1. The Dark Knight
2. Logan
3. Spiderman 2
4. Watchmen
5. Iron Man
>>80267281
>Marvel flick in the top 5
No
The Dark Knight is the only capekino.
I don't understand why spiderman 2 is so praised. There's nothing special about this movie. I even consider the first to be better.
>You do not need to be scared anymore. You don't need to be scared.
;_; how is he not a great man?
I'd be fine with them dropping everyone else and just making the show about Negan Eugene and the sanctuary
>>80267445
Just Eugene doing science fair stuff and Negan leaning back and being amazed. Ye.
>there are cucks is being insincere when he's nice towards Carl even though JDM has said that Negan really likes that boy (in a non sexual way). I think that extends to him liking Eugene too. He's a really honest man but cucks can't help but twist it into "ugh he's manipulating people weaker than him!"
How does one into Korean Cinema?
Only seen Old Boy and Snow Piercer so far and I feel like I'm missing out on a gold mine are there any essentials to check out?
>>80267211
Boku no Pico
>>80267211
If you liked Snowpiercer, you really gotta check out the Host. Beautiful film. Also Mother is great.
>>80267211
I didn't know the English version was an adaptation.
>Comedy movie
>It actually isn't funny
what is Hot Fuzz
what is Anchorman
>>80267061
No comedy movies are.
>>80267095
Meme movies
>"Kong: Skull Island" is a big, noisy B-movie infused with moments of wit and sprightly visual sophistication, anchored by what surely must be the most enormous version of our beloved ape since he made his debut in 1993.
>Armond likes it
Oh, it's shit and he knows reviews will be terrible
>>80266980
>1993
>>80266980
is he, dare I say it, /ournigga/?
fresh encodes incoming
>>80266995
always johnny on the spot with this one huh?
What is /tv/ opinion on The Shield
Legendary. Top 3 show.
HUNGRY
LIKE THE WOOOLF
>>80266890
JUST ANOTHER DAY
>style over substance
I fucking hate plebs who think this is meaningful, intelligent criticism. In a visual medium, style IS substance
>>80266803
Visual storytelling is too hard, plebs gotta get their dialogue driven character drama that requires 10 hours worth of episodes to convey what a good film could express more eloquently in just ten minutes.
>>80266803
You know what they mean. Just look at shit like Suckerpunch.
How to spot a pleb 101
>Uses style over substance argument with nothing backing it up
>uses words/phrases like "boring" and "nothing happens" to describe films
>thinks high def "pretty pictures" equal good "cinematography"
>thinks every movie needs to have a message
>mistakes heavy handed symbolism as a positive
>users the word 'pretentious" to describe any non mainstream Hollywood film
Am I missing any
Why the fuck did Nancy end up with Steve?
She should had ended up with JonathanI fucking hate Chads
>wanted Steve from the start
>got Steve
>they had an argument but at no point did they break up
>Steve literally comes to her rescue
>WTF FUCKING CHAD WHY
CAW
>>80266731
Because that would have been the obvious ending. It's more "realistic" that she end up with the chad.
White people be like...
>>80266700
White people be driving this talented standup away for 15 fucking years because they're too stupid to realise his stuff was a fucking ACT and constantly chased him down the street spouting it all back to him unironically.
Man, you white folks are dumb.
>>80266700
Why are you offended, pussy? They're jokes, get over it.
>>80268194
Deporting million of innocent people is also a joke?
Just saw this and its actually better than the Harry Potter series. How is that possible?
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