>"[insert classic movie] is flawed."
>Lol I have such original, impeccable, critic-like tastes because I complained about a classic film
>BVS was a shitty film
Homecoming looks so fake, thank god for Raimi and kinography, it looks like he's really there kino different time quite the national socialist myself dude
Was the Cryptkeeper actually good at his job? Or do you think somebody could have done a better job at hosting the show?
>>87394506
He was kind of a dick
his puns were shit but i still like him
why are his movies so good?
/pol/ told me pollack jews are dumb cunts that can't direct
How do you feel about The Office returning in summer of 2018?
It's supposed to be a 3 part series focusing on the lives of Michael Scott, Jim and Pam and Dwight Schrute.
https://pagez.com/2684/confirmed-the-office-us-is-returning
Why the fuck was Ryan always top billed and prominently advertised when he was bland as fuck and got barely any scenes compared to the other top billed actors? Does he just have a really good agent or something?
The Office was only good up to the last season before they attempted those hour-long episodes, 5 or 6 or whatever.
Am curious to see John and Jenna "together" again though, it's gonna be a nice trainwreck to watch.
>>87394441
I think it's because at that point in time he was the "boss".. no? Haven't seen him in anything since, probably Jew nepotism
>Green Room
>The Witch
>Neon Demon
What do you think of these three movies?
essential waifucore
>>87458034
>I want to marry Poots
>Ayy lmao
>Didn't watch
poots
So I just found these fuckers
its fake as fuck but damn its entertaining
What would you do if you were a guest in the park?
>>87457961
Isn't the point to rape and kill?
How do they stop guests from mistakenly raping other guests thinking they are robots?
>>87457961
Take Dolores straight to the pig pen. That would tide me over for at least 2 weeks.
How do you go from this...
>>87457693
wow that looks so bad.
>>87457693
...to this?
>>87457761
the editing in that movie is goddamn atrocious
TWO SCOOPS DRUMPF?!
>alt-right """""""""""""""humor"""""""""""""""""""
>>87457518
>alt-left """"""""""""""""""cynicism"""""""""""""""""""""""
dronald drump
Is the Matrix trilogy the greatest trilogy of all time? What went right?
>>87457438
>What went right?
The first movie.
>greatest trilogy
>not Back to The Future
>>87458161
>liking the third film
death cant come quick enough to you
What was his problem?
Lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves there til they find what cunt did it
>>87457381
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Closet faggot venting out his sexual frustration
I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you , I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage...and get the oven hot...and feed your CUNT... your plump CUNT...and when it was plump enough to eat...to eat... EAT
I jerked off to this
>>87457123
Is this real
Going to see this shit with my gf and her mom and if so I'm gonna kek pretty hard
Is pennywise /ourguy/
IMPRESSIVE
Back to formula?
>>87457003
>FOR A JEW!!!
it was a different time
>14% of the population
>50% of the violent crime
>impressive
was this really necessary?
*Record Scratch* You're Probably Wondering How I Ended Up Like This Edition
https://pastebin.com/mcKYsFib
Previously: >>87391008
Lil a qt
>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>extended pitch black scenes because of a lack of a competent cinematographer
>audio issues with microphone static left unaddressed because of poor sound design
>extremely poor editing with magically disappearing extras and production staff accidentally walking into frame
>somehow the best thing in tv history