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Real talk how/why did this movie get made?
Did these celebrities all owe favours to the director or something?
Or was it kind of about spitting in the face of the audience? Did they know it was horrible?
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I thought it was good.
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>>81642295
why
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You'd need to sit down with a Hollywood (((accountant))) for a few hours to sort out all the money shifting and tax avoidance angles on it.
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How is this allowed?
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>>81642066
because college and artificial a.i.
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>make up and hair spend nine hours on celebrity
>surprised when someone is paid to keep her look from getting messed up
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L I T E R A L
G O D D E S S
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I just finished Seinfeld and I don't get this last episode.
The law was "you have to help other people if it's reasonable to do so."
Why didn't someone just say "He had a gun, it wasn't reasonable for us to endanger our lives."
Seems like they could have gotten out of it pretty easily.
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Because they filmed it
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>>81642054
So?
It's not like them filming it somehow changes that the robber had a gun.
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Did anyone understand anything they were saying?
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I cant understand a single word anyone is saying in this movie.
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I downloaded the subtitles from subscene and watched it. Still hard to follow even then.
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>>81641853
It's realistic though
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>>81641853
Yes. Are you one of those people who have trouble deciphering English accents as well? Could be that you're just not used to hearing that kind of accent.
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what the FUCK went wrong?
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>>81641723
nothing
the movie is perfectly fine
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>>81641723
kek, nothing. Only real thing prob was Liam.
Everything else though.
>Killing off Will Smith's wife the funniest way possible
>Goldblum suggesting to just do the same shit again and failing hard
>Earth just shooting anything that comes from space
>Data is a substantial character
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Felt generic. None of the spectacle of the first movie. All the epic destruction scenes were boring despite being way bigger in scale.
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>tfw didn't watch Star Wars trailer
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>>81641715
I'm sure you saw EP 7's, so in a way you saw 8's.
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>>81641715
>tfw only ep 4
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>>81641715
I always avoid that shit. The movie will be out sooner or later, whats the point of getting excited for a commercial? All your hype will accomplish is setting up unrealistic expectations.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>81641612
Well if it was REAL rape then God would have stopped it right?oh wait
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>>81641612
Thirteen year olds can want sex
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It was kind rapish, but not all that rape, you know.
So, why was there an axe on the spaceship again?
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Because humans don't have phasors to use as tools for everything yet. Get your shit together.
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>>81641482
So they could cut through G*d if he got in the way
OH WAIT
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>>81641482
It was Vickers' dildo
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Why is it that a majority of tall actors are shit?
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>>81641336
Tall people don't have emotions
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>>81641336
The kikes are intimidated by their superiority and it makes their careers awkward. Your picture also does a bad job of illustrating your point.
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>>81641336
This made me feel kind of better. I don't like being tall. It's tougher to get into frames and you can't really play dweeby characters.
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>WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
What did he meme by this?
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>>81641281
that god isn't real
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>>81641281
It's his catchphrase.
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>>81641281
I believe it's Birdperson for "I am in great pain, please help me".
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itt: movies that are so kino that everyone mistakenly thought they were shit
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>>81641208
prometheus
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>>81641208
Yes
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No
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Legitimately one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. You just can't approach it like a regular comedy.
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>Main character
>believes in G*d
DROPPED
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>>81640860
*tips fedora*
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>>81640860
>>>/reddit/
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>>81640860
*burp* GOD ISN'T REAL, MORTY!
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What are your thoughts on this show?
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>>81640678
I'm spent on Redit and Memey shitposting. This paltry offering is all I have left.
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It's reddit.
It's shit.
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>>81640678
>Boy, that life support sure is expensive, Doc. I-I-my-we could bare-I-my-my... grandmammy was on life support. I-I don't even know how people pay for it. It's really... it's just out of control, Doc. Last time I heard life support, it sure does cost a lot of money with the... with the health insurant problems. H-How does this Scud guy pay for it? 'Cause we didn't even pay for it.
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What did she mean by this?
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>>81640502
years too late
sage
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just call them THICC instead!
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ITT: We cast it
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>>81640343
Idris Elba as Paul
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>>81640482
Denzel Washington as Duke Leto
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>>81640343
Morgan Freeman as feyd