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Because it never tried to be anything but what it was. A cheesy nostalgia fueled summer horror flick. Anyone looking for something more or deeper was just deluding themselves.

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John Cena to play Shazam 2017-09-04 09:11:31 Post No.87320078
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John Cena to play Shazam Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:11:31 Post No. 87320078 [Report] [View this topic]

ABSOLUTE STATE OF DCkeks

hahaha

this might good watch for laughs and how bad it seems

According to our sources, actor Joshua Sasse (Galavant) and wrestling superstar John Cena (Bumblebee spin-off film) are tentatively the front runners for the role of Shazam. While there apparently was a third dark horse contender that has seemingly fallen out of favor, however that name couldn’t be confirmed. Sasse is undoubtedly the lesser known of the two named actors, however that could work in the studio’s benefit as he could become the face of the hero, without being weighed down by previous cinematic baggage.

On the other hand, Cena is one of wrestling’s most recognizable faces and has steadily been growing his filmography over the past decade. Cena seemingly opened new doors with his comedic performance in Trainwreck, as a dopey, yet lovable bro who was at the receiving end of Amy Schumer’s jokes. That experience will presumably come in handy if he is indeed cast as Shazam. A hero with the power and physique of Superman, but the mind of a pre-teen.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:12:53 Post No.87320128
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cringe
grow up dude

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>>87320078
>According to our sources

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>>87320128
you first

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2017-09-04 09:05:27 Post No.87319810
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:05:27 Post No. 87319810 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are they just randomly sitting like this? wtf?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:10:55 Post No.87320046
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:10:55 Post No.87320046 [Report]

How else would they sit?

Also I've put my arm around my male friends ironically

Anonymous 2017-09-04 09:11:49 Post No.87320086
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>>87319810
Alcohol.

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>>87320046
like jay and the canadians

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/got/ general 2017-09-02 03:30:07 Post No.87195708
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/got/ general Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:30:07 Post No. 87195708 [Report] [View this topic]

MATTHOS edition

previous: >>87191115

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>Matthos

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*blocks your boar*

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:31:49 Post No.87195758
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>>87195708
this nigga ALWAYS had those crazy eyes

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:29:24 Post No. 87195678 [Report] [View this topic]

do dye packs actually go off like that?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:10:17 Post No.87196982
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has anybody else seen this movie?

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>>87195678
go off like what?

Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:15:49 Post No.87197147
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:15:49 Post No.87197147 [Report]

I'm pretty sure they don't remotely detonate out of nowhere like that. You have to be messing with them to get them to go off I thought.

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Slavic Movies Thread 2017-09-02 03:28:44 Post No.87195662
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Slavic Movies Thread Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:28:44 Post No. 87195662 [Report] [View this topic]

пpивeт пaцaны! I am learning the Russian language and I found watching films in Rus to be a good way to go about it; also Russian films are actually badass; I've fallen in love with Balabanov and the sort of realist style he portays; may he rest in peace.

Only thing is finding these sorts of films is kind of tough for me...there seems to be plenty of torrent sights but some of them seem dead and others not so much and their all in Russian...it was almost impossible to find a torrent for "A Stoker" online with my skills being so crap so early on...so I'm asking the Slavbro's what sites you use if you do to get films? Im trying to track down one for Bumer 2 now...on that early-1990's buzz.

If you guys like Tarkovsky check out Balabanov...the metaphor is all there but his stories are grounded in bitter realities and shot somehow beautifully yet relatively straight forward. Cargo 200, A Stoker and Brother are god-tier.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:30:39 Post No.87195725
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fuck off commie

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:32:58 Post No.87195799
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:32:58 Post No.87195799 [Report]

Brat was good, I don't know about the sequel though.

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>>87195799
I'm gonna watch that now but Dead Mans Bluff is also a good one if you want some guy-ritchie style lunacy

>>87195725
Go protest a statue or something plebe let the adults discuss international kino. ypoд

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:26:16 Post No. 87195590 [Report] [View this topic]

So what happened in the end?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:28:22 Post No.87195653
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>>87195590
man crush general?
im not faggot but hes handsome as fuck

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>>87195653
Attractive men with negative canthal tilt look so stoic

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:25:55 Post No. 87195584 [Report] [View this topic]

Names horror movies that scare adults.

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:30:10 Post No.87195711
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Names.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:33:38 Post No.87195827
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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:33:38 Post No.87195827 [Report]

The VVitch genuinely instilled some dress in me, especially when ~~the boy is alone in the woods.~~ Also the end of [REC] and the sound the creature makes in The Thing where ~~it's turned almost fully human and let's put an inhuman shriek.~~ Antichrist creeped me with the acorns. IT when penny-wise turns from a clown to a demon. In king Kong with the man eating worms. I think these are the only times since I was a kid that a film has scared me.

Anonymous 2017-09-02 04:21:00 Post No.87197267
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Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:24:52 Post No. 87195547 [Report] [View this topic]

What if the true earth was destroyed a long time ago and our bodies are in a induced long sleep while our minds are in a simulation until the giant spaceship we are in reach our new planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:33:05 Post No.87195805
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>>87195547
no point worrying about it one way or another. this board is about /tv/ asshole.

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>>87195547
Did you seriously just spoiler the plot to your link? I'm gonna be pissed if so.

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>>87195805

You mom :D :D :D

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:24:35 Post No. 87195539 [Report] [View this topic]

He's the greatest director alive, and one of the great masters of the humanities (basically, in the year 2300 people will be studying his works the way we study Shakespeare.)

Can anyone possibly disagree?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:25:31 Post No.87195573
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bringing out the dead was shit , had potential but went downhill very quickly

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>>87195539
Prove it, nigger. Prove it. Build a time machine (un tiempo machina as we would say in my native Spain). Go to the year 2300. Bring back proof that they still study his canon.
Oh wait, friend. You can't. Okay, you go forward in time. You come back with proof. Guess what, shitheel? I'm a fucking wildcard factor. I'm still in the past. Their past. I change things up. I make it so the future never remembers him. I destroy his legacy, and your proof.
Suck my dick

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>You see that window with the light? The one closet to the edge of the building? you know who lives there? Of course you don't know who lives there, but I'm saying "Do you know who lives there?"

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:23:27 Post No. 87195494 [Report] [View this topic]

what does /tv/ think of pic related?

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Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:24:27 Post No.87195532
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one of the last hollywood legends

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I'm Lisa Simpson

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 08:59:49 Post No. 87319551 [Report] [View this topic]

Who was in the wrong here?

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>>87319551
The chink authoritarian owner neglecting the nice doggo

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>>87319551
>its a /tv/ makes a meme out of something that happened 6 years ago episode
Do you need any more proof this board is creatively bankrupt?

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Who was in the wrong here?

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Movie Nite Presents: 2017-09-02 03:23:18 Post No.87195488
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Movie Nite Presents: Anonymous 2017-09-02 03:23:18 Post No. 87195488 [Report] [View this topic]

http://lets.rabb.it/886j/gJzTFZLo6F

Surf II (1984)

Evil Nerd Menlo wants to get revenge on some surfers by selling a bad batch of soda called Buzz Cola which turns people into mutant zombies. Its upto Jocko, Chuck, Bob and their surfer buddies to save the day.

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