So this is the power of Rick and Morty......
>>85878224
You really do need to get into the mindset of the faggot atheist Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Morty.
>>85878224
I cant believe it but here is a cartoon that has a worse fanbase than Steven Universe
he is on many levels of irony...I hope
Game of Thrones seasons ranked
>2
>1
>4
>3
>7
>6
>5
You CANNOT prove me wrong
1>4>3>>2>>>>>6>5
Can't judge 7 yet but, it's just as shit as 5 and 6 so far.
My opinion as a show watcher.
>3
>2
>1
>4
My opinion as a book reader
>1
>2
>3
>4
I don't even remember the last three seasons
>Its a "Hal has a niche hobby" episode
>Its a hot girl hits on malcolm even though he is a rude manlet episode
>>85877688
>>85877688
Television kino, really.
ITT; come up with Sony's next "mega-hit".
>>85877481
Something something YASSS SLAY QWEEEN something something progressive romances something something diversive.
A remake of a classic with an all-female + non-white cast (except for villians)
Sony seems to think it's a good idea, so let's keep running with it.
>>85877573
That's a guaranteed 2 billion right there.
Name a character who had a harder life than John Rayburn. Protip: you can't.
I can name someone who has no life at all
>>85877369
Danny
>>85877427
everyone on this website
I'll start
>Ice Station
>>85877009
Directed by John Hillcoat and Christopher Nolan helping
100% filmed on IMAX 70mm film stock
6 hours long
exact adaptation. No change in dialogue, every detail talked about in the environment and characters must be in-shot during that sequence
Shot on location
100% Practical effects exceot for stuff like removing safety wires
Clancy Brown as The Judge
I thought classical Mayan civilization collapsed in the 9th century and Spanish ships arrived 500 odd years later? Or were the settlements based in the north? Where and when are these events supposed to occur?
>I thought
That's a lie and you know it.
>he takes history lessons from 4chan
>>85876796
How is it a lie? I learnt about it when I was like 10 years old man cut me some slack. A quick Google says I'm correct. I wouldn't take history lessons from 4chan by itself but some anons do know what they're talking about and can at least lead the way or open a dialogue. Sorry I didn't just start another shitposting meme thread
>>85876713
>9th century
Go back to school you absolute retard
what springs to mind when you see this image?
his precious laugh :)
weed lmao
can this thread be over now
fat unfunny stoner man with a deep voice
>This fish you served me, how long did you cook it for?
>It's sushi chef we dont cook it
>Fucking hell...
>and you make this cutlery fresh to order?
>we bought it from a store
>ohhh my gooood
I am Yulaw.
I am nobody's sandwich artist. You, are mine.
I don't need to taste your food, you only need to taste mine.
I will be the chef!
>This green bit yeh? What's this?
>Lettuce, chef
>You put this in a salad?
>Yes, chef
>Good god...
WHAT.
DO.
YOU.
DO?
>>85876252
call heads
*marries into it*
*blathers about the weather*
i call it
>>85876252
Don't ask him how the weather is where he's headed
Alternate universe Jay and Mike
Waiting for the inevitable MaRey Sue soloing the Avengers.
At what point will even the biggest retard say enough is enough?
What Would be the best blade against zombies attack ?
if you're fighting zombies, you've already fucked up
Lawnmower.
>>85876119
MODS!!!!!!!!
get rid of this
>walk into thread
>see this
wat do?
Ask OP why he posted a pic of me in my room and photoshopped a dog pooping on my kinostation
>>85876087
that was a quick shoop
>>85876087
The sad truth is I can't tell if I'm better or worse than this guy
FAMILY
>>85876058
bruse willis looks good for his age
CORONA
Who was in the wrong here?
>movie trailer
>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>black screen
>coming 2018
>movie
>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of the water
>movie is 2 hours and 45 minutes of Cthulu destroying a city
>ending is Cthulu standing over the leveled city roaring at the sky
>>85875661
>>movie trailer
>>WHAT IF CTHULU WASN'T JUST A STORY
>>ear shattering fart noise
>>full frontal shot of Cthulu rising from the sea with water streaming off of its body
>>record scratch
>>And what if to truely find his place in the world Cthulu has to learn all about human life
>>movie
>>opening shot is Cthulu rising out of bed to a wacky alarm clock
>>"BECAUSE IM IN TO DEEP starts playing.
>>movie is 2 hours and 45minutes of Cthulu going to high school making friends and learning to love.
>>ending is Cthulu finding love and going back to depths unknown to spread his joy to other monsters.
>>85876082
underrated post
>>85876082
>>85876578
>>85876082
>>85876578
fuck you and you le funny randum redit humor
I want a serious CTHULU lovecraftian horror film