>be a man
>with all the strength of a raging river
>and all the force of a great typhoon
Could this movie be made today?
Me, personally, I find it rather sexist.
>>82837504
The live action film WILL be made in this day and age. Mulan is one of the most beloved animated Disney princesses, you nugget
>>82837504
You're kidding right?
The whole movie's about "girls can do it too"
>>82837534
Telling women to "be a man"?
Are you kidding me?!?
This scene was pure kino in term of cinematography
it was like Arabian Taxi Driver
source?
>>82837642
You really, REALLY don't want to watch it.
>>82837642
American Gods
History Made: ‘American Gods’ Features TV’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims
>Sunday night’s episode of Starz’s fantasy drama American Gods featured two Muslim men engaged in what many television critics and observers have called the most explicit gay sex scene in TV history.
>The third episode of American Gods, titled “The Secret of Snow,” saw Omani salesman Salim (Omid Abtahi) and The Jinn (Mousa Kraish) engaged in a nearly four-minute sex scene complete with full-frontal male nudity and CGI semen.
>Fuller told Vulture he was pleased with the way the scene ultimately turned out. “I hope there are Middle Eastern young men masturbating to that scene,” he said.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/05/15/history-made-american-gods-features-tvs-most-explicit-gay-sex-scene-between-muslims/
HARAM
SHARIA LAW WHEN?????
>>82837266
lel
Hope the production office is in Texas and not somewhere that resembles France.
What exactly would a shill thread for The Mask (1994) look like?
>>82837076
SOMEBODY STOP ME
It would be funny if Mask (1985) and The Mask (1994) had a joint-sequel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzdR421Ekv8
Daily reminder that Finn literally did nothing wrong, also Octavia is a grounder weeaboo who is forcing arkers to die.
Thoughts on the show so far?
>skaikru STOLE the bunker!
It's skaikru's fucking bunker
the grounders were sitting on top of it for almost a HUNDRED FUCKING YEARS and didn't even know it was there
The grounders wouldn't even fucking know about praimfaya if it weren't for skaikru
Skaikru had a perfectly good plan to go to space and make everyone a natblida until the groundniggers nigged their fuel
Skaikru had a perfectly adequate crashed spacestation bunker until a fucking groundnigger came along and nigged it too
The grounders owe skaikru a bunker, but even then skaikru were willing to share the bunker that they did all the work to find and which they'd have to do all the work to maintain because grounders can't into any technology more advanced than a sharp stick, but NO, you fucking BARBARIANS decided that with 3 days to go to the END OF HUMANITY you should have an elaborate tournament to the death so that one of the clans could have it all to themselves, and the only reason you didn't have a war was because there wasn't enough time
It's not even just a case off skaikru deserving the bunker for not being a bunch of dirty violent niggers, it would be a positive thing for grounder culture to be scoured from the face of the Earth by a radioactive storm
>>82837058
Octavia is a fucking traitor who needs to be put to death
Skaikru own the bunker, maybe they should let other people in if they have spare room but letting good arkers die so grounder fucking shits can live is unacceptable.
Why david killed those guys? I dont think thats the entire race, cant believe they lived in a small city so, why nobody came to find out what happenned?? Fucking plot holes, also whats the difference between the protomorph and the xenomorph? They both came from facehuggers right?
>>82836985
More importantly, why are the Engineers in Prometheus all giant identical ubermensch with features like an exaggerated Greco-Roman hero, and all the Engineers shown in Covenant are a bunch of troglodytes who just have exaggerated nose bridges and brows?
>>82836985
it has been a long time since ive been this dissapointed in a movie. Its just bad pacing with unlikeable characters, walter was the best of the cast and he was almost emotionless.
The fucking kiss, the dude calling the dead soldier his angel, shit was just too cringeworthy.
It made me laugh a few times for all the wrong reasons and i left the theater feeling sad.
>>82837112
Why are US Navy SEALs all huge ripped man mountains, and all the humans in Indonesian shanty towns malnurished weaklings?
APOLOGIZE
How about you apologise to Jon Spaiths you fucking hack?
>>82836702
I never hurt you Damon. I was with you even during the final years of Lost and Prometheus. I know you're a misunderstood genius.
>>82836702
thought it was Chester from Linkin Park
>Here's your popcorn, big guy. Mind if I take one?
Put that back. No, put that back NOW.
Please brap into it also
thanks
>>82836483
I like my employees sweet, and my popcorn salty, and you just turned them around. I'd like to speak to the manager please.
What do you like to eat when you're at your local kinöhauß?
Please don't use that barbarian gibberish on this Christian board
I tend to go for the Medium Rare Crab Legs when I am visiting my local Kineaux-habitat. Along with that a fine red wine from the year 2015 and a half.
>>82836314
>This is what /pol/cucks actually believe
Uhhmmm no sweetie, this board is secular and centrist.
A fucking clone LOL
Well, you could say that, uh... his biggest enemy was... uh... himself.
It's 2deep 4us
>>82836279
>>82836228
they obviously thoughf this would be poetry hahaha. i hated that dumb jock roid clone
i thought reddit was horrible?
>a Review Aggregator aggregator
huh
>>82836281
yes its an aggregator of all other aggregates
to reduce influence on just 1 site
>reviews
Into the trash they go.
Yes chad nephew how many gfs you have?
many more than you my sad uncle
>>82835964
that scene where he was supposed to do smalltalk.
Jesus that hit too close to home, senpaitachi.
>>82836128
Fuck man.
Why is it so hard to connect with people?
Was The Huntsman: Winter's War a flop because Kristen Stewart didn't return and they had to make a shitty prequel?
>>82835698
I don't think that's what those cards originally said...
>>82835698
>Emily Blunt
>not "worshipping me stepping on your balls*
One job, OP.
>>82835698
gurl on the left looks like utter shit compared to those goddesses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1s4zrjlzWg
23:53 and 25:52
Mike's passive aggressive jabs at Rich are becoming more frequent and more cruel.
Guys, I'm scared. I don't want to read in the news that Rich showed up to RLM one day and shot up the whole studio. I know that Rich had a pretty fucked up childhood and probably can't handle bullies well as a result. You can tell he's becoming really bothered by Mike's jabs at him and that its not just acting. I fear that this will one day boil over into something really violent.
What can we do to prevent this?
>>82835602
Rich is Mikes abuse victim.
>>82835602
Don't worry. Soon he's gonna be a huge success as a voice actor (maybe even straight up actor) and escape from the miserable shit pile that is RLM forever.
>>82835602
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?
What were they thinking?
this can't be real
>>82835319
that's a big gorilla.
>>82835340
It's from the new My Little Pony movie