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>>85977443
Keep in mind it was for makeup, not good acting or writing
While the makeup may have been a bit cringey on Harley and the Joker, the artists did a good job. It was mostly because killer croc didn't have any cgi, and that's some intense dedication to makeup work.
Shit movie though

Are you implying immigrants can't work as hard and maybe even better than the locals you racist prick?

It won an oscar?

Fuck off

This is trilogy that has one good movie. First post, best post.

>>85977391
More like Snore for the Planet of the Apes LMAO

>>85977423
Which one's that?

WELL IF IT ISN'T RAYGUN PIGEONS

Ramen Gibbons, as I live and breath!

We excavated raw material simultaneously.

>>85977345
That's what he looked like in the latest trailer

>>85977345
I watched BvS with my little brother, he asked me if Diablo was part of the DC universe all along

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>using Jim Lee's shitty New 52 designs
>making it look like rejected concept art from Marvel's Thor movie
>not using Kirby's techno-future medieval look

>>85977283
https://youtu.be/HYPqA4slnbQ?list=RDHYPqA4slnbQ

HANDS UP DONT SHOOT XENO LIVES MATTER

MINI XENO IS HERE TONIGHT
MINI XENO IS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

do you think he ever gets bored sitting there

>>85977308
Probably just does what all of us do when we sit in the same place all day and just jacks off when he's bored

Do you think if he pressed down really hard on the arm rests, then suddenly lifted his hands off, they would shoot upwards into space?

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>>85977196
For how it is done now in studios, yes. However, he didn't say impossible, because you could have a series produced by Netflix or something that gives full control to the director, and that director directs every episode, with the director and writer working as equals, rather than pulling in a different director each episode that does basically nothing. It's a shame that something like that will likely never happen past a miniseries.

Problem is the average pleb only views television and film as "the story" and nothing more.

Television is better at this because it's perpetual. People just watch to see "things happen in the plot" and nothing more. Film is bad at this because it's meant to be a visual, tonal experience. Not just a story unfolding in a sea of medium shots and exposition.

Oddly enough, film is becoming this as well due to plebs being the vast majority of consumers.

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>>85977406
Harry Kim poster here, that's actually a really good point about cinema. Especially Marvel movies, they really do feel like an elongated episodic series.

bumpity

>>85976954
Who is this John Ronson dickbag they have with Channing Tatum?

Also I'm kind of upset Amazon does so much to push that Tatum and JGL are in the show, when they only do the VA work, the two actually Romanian actor's are way better then those two.

Only on the 4th episode.

>>85976954
Patriot was a much better wacky amazon show and nobody watched it

One Hour Photo
Waifuism at it's best

>>85976799
Source?

Game Of Thrones. Isn't a movie, isn't any good, is literally reddditttt, everything a /tv/ thread is. Just off topic schlock.

>>85976487
Still shit, the staging is god awful.

>>85976506
>the staging is god awful.
I know but my color grading actually gives it some type of flavor instead of every color feeling so pale and washed out.

Maybe I could make the ground a little less yellow but I still think this improves

>>85976487
By you? Any proofs to that? You might as well download it from some rebbit.

>>85976486
IS IT CALLED SNEED'S OR CHUCK'S?

Milhouse is a meme. Discuss

>>85977132
/thread

>>85976261
that's definitely what I felt after watching both series. when Larry left Seinfeld and Jerry became the sole showrunner, there's a noticeable difference in the style of the show. Larry's comedy is more built around the situation itself where Jerry's relies on punch-lines. It's unfortunate most sitcoms post-Seinfeld followed Jerry's style of writing, imo it inevitably leads to flanderization because every character just becomes a vessel for a joke in the scene, rather than the dynamic of the characters being the thing that makes the scene funny

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>>85976261
Yes

**********Spoiler Warning*********

Some context: As a Chinese person living in a western country, I was intrigued by the fact that this movie made so much money, even in China, dumb Chinese masses usually go for big robots vs big robots. [Spoiler]Un[/Spoiler]fortunately, this wasn’t showing in any theater near me, so I had to torrent a super shitty version of it to watch. I have also never seen the first movie.

The basic plot of the movie: Hero, former Chink equivalent of SEAL(His former team called Wolf Warrior), is in Africa as a private contractor/security and looking for baddies in Africa that killed his gf with a textured bullet, is conveniently in country where there is a civil war. The area he is in is attacked by rebel, and he saves some Chinese people, he and the Chinese embassy retreat to a Chinese cruiser. He then accidently(I assume, the movie doesn’t really explain it.) overhears the Navy commander talking about a Chink doctor who is helping the local niggers and needs to be rescued but the Navy can’t help because orders. Our hero volunteers to save him, and the commander agrees without consulting his superiors. Hero goes to save doctor but is too late, he was only able to save the female lead and the doctor’s daughter, who is a nigger. They then go to a factory where there are Chinese people to save them, but then it turns out the UN is going to send a helicopter to save all the people in the factory, our heros stay there.

At night they party, but it turns out the rebel armies hired a very multicultural and diverse group of mercenaries, the mercs attack the factory but is beaten by the hero. Side Plot: The merc leader, Frank Grillo,(the only person that can speak actual English and surprisingly took his role seriously), betrayed the rebel leader and kills him. The remaining people at the factory say our hero lead the attackers there(which turns out to be true) and tells him to leave. The hero leaves, but then sees that Frank Grillo took over the factory, and captured all the Chinese people's, hero goes back and defeats the bad guys again. Then it is revealed that the doctor’s nigger daughter is important for a cure of the disease plaguing the country, that’s why everyone wants her and the doctor. Our hero and friends wait for the UN helicopter, it arrives and some of the people take off, then suddenly the helicopter, a couple hundred meters in the air, gets hit by either a tank or a RPG, and crashes back where it landed(with terrible CGI btw), and nobody dies, the mercs attack with tanks, the hero and some other Chink soldiers take over a tank and another 10 minute action scene ensues, the heroes survive and destroy all the tanks, then merc reinforcements come with more tanks, the main three Chinese soldiers take damage, and lots of chinks get killed, as all hope seems to be lost and Amazing Grace plays(yes it was actually played), the hero calls in missiles from the Navy cruiser and baddies get hit, main hero gets hit by a shot from Frank Grillo but something in his kevlar blocks the bullet, he looks at the bullet and realizes the texture is the same as the one that killed his gf. He fights Frank Grillo and kills him. THE END

Why the movie is shit:

>Action is shit
The hand to hand combat is unrealistic and unimaginative at the same time, it has Jason Bourne jump cuts, but no Jason Bourne realism. CGI blood splats, and generally bad CG. Some parts literally feel like Birdemic. Character do things in battles that make no sense. There is nothing interesting about the action, movies like Kingsmen and John Wick have interesting action, movies like 13 Hours has incredibly realistic action, this movie has neither.

>Almost nothing in the movie makes sense
Why did Frank Grillo betray the rebel leader to take over a nigger country?
Why are the rebel slaughtering civilians even tho as rebels they should prove they are better than the current govt?
Why is there a factory in some random African country with chink workers?
How did the Chinese Navy know where to fire the missiles? Not to mention they said they were triangulating the call from the hero, which is incredibly inaccurate even in high density first world countries and not an African shithole. And do armies just have the tech for triangulation?
Etc

>Realism?
I cannot tell if this movie was trying to be realistic or not, if it was, it completely failed. Ignoring blatant plot holes and action ridiculously bad, the military/war parts of the movie, I cannot tell if the Chinese military is actually like this or this movie simply fails to consult anyone that knows their shit. There was a part where the heroes are in a tank, and having watched Fury(So yes I have credentials), I’m pretty sure that not how a tank works. If you compare this with a 13 Hours, a movie that depicted the soldiers’ interactions with locals and local friendlies very well, Wolf 2 simply does not hold up.

>Score
Most generic music ever.

>>85975978
His Episode III review is his masterpiece.

How is he so good at comedy editing?

I can't think of any other things which use playful editing to create jokes.

>>85975978
Test

Your mom's porn tape

>>85975837
>Gone with the wind
>Irreversible
>Elle
>One flew over the cuckoo nest.