>go in to buy a costume mask
>Russian proprietor introduces his lovely young daughter
whut du?
wife
>>86409153
BORIS THE BLADE?!
>>86409153
give him the dick
Why do girls pretend to like Jean-Luc Godard
>>86408889
They don't his only good movie is the fifth element
>>86408889
Why do companies think anyone would buy his shirts?
his 1960-67 movies are eurofag "cool" and have stylish, beautiful women
really for them it's just breathless and a band apart, and maybe pierrot le fou. can you imagine them watching some shit like alphaville or la chinoise?
So, do they kill people?
>>86408833
Me on the right.
>>86408833
Addams Family probably had a messier crawl space than these guys.
>>86408833
I always felt the implication was they not only did, but walked to main and kill themselves as well for fun, and they'd view killing someone else as fun for that person. Everything points to that.
Hop in.
I am the Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?
>>86408729
Y-you too
>>86408729
YYAAAYYAAYASSSSSSSSS QUEEEENNN SALAAYYYYYY
So what do you guys see in this film?
I'm a fan of Lynch's other films (especially BV, LH, and Eraserhead) but this didn't really click with me at all. Admittedly I watched it when I was tired, but towards the end I just wanted the film to be over. There are some great scenes like the red light, running towards the camera, and the tamborine scene; Dern's performance was fantastic as well, but I don't think it was enough to engage me.
Critics seem to really like it, so I don't understand what was done 'right' in this film, that they thought was done 'wrong' in Lost Highway.I liked seeing Laura Harring at the end though - why hasn't she worked with Lynch since?
>>86408680
I don't really like lynch because characters suffer and I'm not into that
>>86408792
Pleb
>>86408680
Eraserhead is unwatchable.
Do you miss him?
I don't know who he is.
who is that? There are no black people in my country so they all look the same to me
No.
I miss your mother's mouth.
>Batman and Harley Quinn 2017 720p WEB-DL DD5.1 H264-FGT
>Batman and Harley Quinn 2017 720p WEB-DL DD5.1 H264-FGT
>Batman and Harley Quinn 2017 720p WEB-DL DD5.1 H264-FGT
>Batman and Harley Quinn 2017 720p WEB-DL DD5.1 H264-FGT
>Batman and Harley Quinn 2017 720p WEB-DL DD5.1 H264-FGT
>inb4 web-dl
>>86408369
>not Arleen Sorkin
>not tara Strong
>instead that sharktooth bitch from Big Bang Theory
nah fuck you.
>>86408455
>not tara Strong
Why even make the movie
>>86409183
Arleen Sorkin's Harley >>>>>>>>>> Tara Strong's Harley
Now that the dust has settled, who was the "bad guy" here?
I don't see why there has a be a bad guy, they are just having good clean fun.
>>86408270
How far did they go with this?
>>86408270
This movie was fucking stupid.
how was it? only answer if you're 25 or older, thanks
>>86408082
>Great concept
>Shit actors
>>86408082
I'm older than 25 and haven't wasted my money on it. Looks shit
The leads are genuinely miscast. Dane can act but he's wrong for the role, Cara just sucks. It looks cool, it's not terrible, it's a 2.5 star out of 4 situation.
Here you go /tv/, a free Necronomicon, go ahead and pick it up.
Just don't forget to say the three magic words. You remember them, right?
Pulu si Bagoomba.
Klaatu Barada Ncoughcoughcough
>>86408073
Dude Weed Lmao
Rank them. Rate them.
>Fear and Desire
>Killer's Kiss
>The Killing
>Paths of Glory
>Spartacus
>Lolita
>Dr. Strangelove
>2001: A Space Odyssey
>A Clockwork Orange
>Barry Lyndon
>The Shining
>Full Metal Jacket
>Eyes Wide Shut
Clockwork
2001
Full Metal Jacket
Eyes Wide Shut
The Shining
Lolita
kys if you've wasted your tme on anything else
>>86408652
>No Strangelove
Fuck off and watch more movies before postinv
I really don't understand why /tv/ hates A Clockwork Orange - it's not like it's even his most well known film.
I think Eyes Wide Shut is Kubrick's best.
Chris Nolan
Best film Visual effects Oscar : 3 noms and 2 wins
Best production design Oscar : 2 noms
Best art direction Oscar : 2 noms
Best cinematography Oscar : 3 noms
Hack Snyder
0 noms or wins in any of those categories .
Also reminder that technical Oscars involve zero politics and the judges are industry experts.
>>86407736
How to tell if someone is a pleb:
They complain about CGI
They use muh Oscars to validate their opinions
They're to dumb for Zack Snyder movies
>>86407736
For once OP is a sensible man. This shit board might have some hope yet.
>>86407736
Anon why the same thread again (except for the first few lines)?
You can seriously compare directors by the amount of Oscars their films got. Yes Nolan is a far more original and ambitious director than Snyder, but you're not making any strong point to shill it that hard.
Name a worse show in the current year.
Protip: you can't
>Muh feminism
>muh le strong women who need no man
>muh wrestling is rigged
Good show, not great. Didn't have any of the political agenda you're accusing it of.
wasn't this show about sexy wrestling/racial stereotypes?
>>86407697
>>muh wrestling is rigged
It's not "rigged", it's staged.
ITT: Shows or movie titles that describe your sex life
Naked and afraid
They Shoot Horses Don't They?
A Virgin Among The Living Dead
Dirty Jobs
Is Star Wars a cancer at this point?
no, but disney is
>>86407536
>at this point
Try four movies ago nerd
>>86407536
Star Wars is cancer and he is a cure.