Archived threads in /tv/ - Television & Film - 7473. page

>tfw got married to two perfect women - a literal Barbie and a supportive French mouse that loves my kids
>tfw I have three perfect kids who all love me
>tfw I'm the best Creative Director ever and every agency in the world is trying to sign me, whatever it takes
>tfw have my name on the door of one of the biggest agencies in the world and can come and go as I please
>tfw Coca-Cola
>tfw make over 300k a year currency adjusted
>tfw a millionaire, currency adjusted or not
>tfw made 5 million from selling the agency to McCan (31 million in today's dollars)
>tfw living in a fancy penthouse on Upper East Side
>tfw driving a brand new Cadillac
>tfw every woman in the world wants to suck my dick from the first moment they see me, even the teenage friends of my daughter
>tfw everyone loves me and wants to spend time with me
>tfw other men respect and fear me
>tfw I had 100 guests at my birthday party that was a surprise from my perfect submissive young mouse wife
>tfw traveled around the world and stayed in 5 star hotels on other people's dime

I never did anything. I hate my fucking life. I want to just walk into the fucking ocean and die.

Signed,

D̶o̶n̶a̶l̶d̶ ̶F̶.̶ ̶D̶r̶a̶p̶e̶r̶

Dick Whitman

18 Posts / 6 Images View this topic

18 posts and 6 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:53:23 Post No.80620810
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:53:23 Post No.80620810 [Report]

>>80620754
Maybe life was just too easy for him and the lack of challenge was depressing.

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:54:43 Post No.80620834
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:54:43 Post No.80620834 [Report]

>>80620810
"Life was too easy".
Incredibly shit childhood and went to war. I wouldn't say he had it easy.

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:57:34 Post No.80620908
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:57:34 Post No.80620908 [Report]

>>80620754
Do people like you just sit there and watch the images fly by? Why don't you have the ability to understand the things you see and read instead of just being a bored spectator?

Salty Cunt
3x3 thread 2017-03-19 01:50:37 Post No.80620748
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: mine.jpg (2MB, 3988x3988px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3988x3988px

3x3 thread Salty Cunt 2017-03-19 01:50:37 Post No. 80620748 [Report] [View this topic]

post em

36 Posts / 12 Images View this topic

36 posts and 12 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:53:58 Post No.80620817
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:53:58 Post No.80620817 [Report]

File: 3x3.jpg (178KB, 912x912px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 912x912px

Anonymous 2017-03-19 02:10:44 Post No.80621294
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 02:10:44 Post No.80621294 [Report]

File: BeFunky Collage.jpg (3MB, 3988x3988px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3988x3988px

>>80620748
Leftovers is genuinely amazing piece of art and for a while the best depiction of the human condition I've seen in film or tv.

Anonymous 2017-03-19 02:17:24 Post No.80621458
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 02:17:24 Post No.80621458 [Report]

>>80621294
It's definitely in my top 3 shows of all time, could go up further if the third season is nearly as good as the second.

Actually doing a rewatch atm and just got to the episode where Kevin wakes up in Cairo, god damn that episode is powerful.

Anonymous
2017-03-19 01:48:44 Post No.80620692
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: vader.png (290KB, 1275x574px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 1275x574px

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:48:44 Post No. 80620692 [Report] [View this topic]

why did the vader become skeltal

14 Posts / 1 Images View this topic

14 posts and 1 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-19 02:14:34 Post No.80621377
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 02:14:34 Post No.80621377 [Report]

thats the moster from it follows getting zapped in kevin mccallisters house, not vader

Anonymous 2017-03-19 02:31:58 Post No.80621860
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 02:31:58 Post No.80621860 [Report]

>>80620692
>because he's an amputee

Anonymous 2017-03-19 02:32:41 Post No.80621892
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 02:32:41 Post No.80621892 [Report]

>>80620692
why was OP a faggot?

Anonymous
2017-03-19 01:48:31 Post No.80620685
[Report] Image search: [Google]

File: the-bounty-1984.jpg (169KB, 779x580px) Image search: [Google]

169KB, 779x580px

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:48:31 Post No. 80620685 [Report] [View this topic]

What's the hardest boner you've ever gotten from a non-porn movie?

For me it's this
Those island girls, those fucking looks they give Mel Gibson
The fact that they're willing to literally forsake their life just to taste some dick, the whole idea makes me so fucking hard every time I watch it, HNNNNNNNGGGG

38 Posts / 13 Images View this topic

38 posts and 13 images submitted.

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:50:44 Post No.80620749
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:50:44 Post No.80620749 [Report]

Childhood is idolizing Christian.

Adulthood is realizing Bligh was right all along.

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:54:04 Post No.80620819
[Report] Image search: [Google]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:54:04 Post No.80620819 [Report]

File: 1383550982898.gif (3MB, 390x194px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 390x194px

>>80620685

Fun fact:

Because the film is basically entirely based on Bligh's Captain's Log, this is the only film in existence that is more or less 100% accurate historically.

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:59:51 Post No.80620976
[Report]

Anonymous 2017-03-19 01:59:51 Post No.80620976 [Report]