TICKLE ME, AND RUB MY BELLY!
Was he the original nu-male or the alpha manlet?
>>87092878
I don't know but one thing's for sure, he'l always be richer, better, more attractive and more loved than you'll ever be
>>87092922
t. nu-male
>proto beta nu-male was a jew
wait this is making me noggin go joggin
>Your penile skin is only two inches
What exactly did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/YkWuLz6WebU
>colon vaginoplasty
I don't understand why these retards want this kind of surgery. The vaginas function is to be an exit for babies, and no surgery you can get will allow you to bare children. It's like if a humanoid alien who doesn't poop were to come down to Earth and get a surgery that creates a pseudo-anus all for the sake of "feeling more like a human".
He could just get his testicles removed and penis shrunken down and then he will essentially have a clitoris and vulva (which is really just vestigial penis structures anyway) without the vagina, which he doesn't need because he will never have children.
Just finished the first season
Is this one of the greatest comedy shows to air?
I've seen it all but just put this one on hold and I don't think this first season could be topped.
>>87092766
nice blog post
>>87092766
>watching every season but the first one
>making a thread about it years and years later
>saying the first season is better than later seasons
Fuck you, you piece of underaged shit. Also I saged because you don't deserve a bump, cunt
>>87092766
First season was objectively the worst, Larry is one of the few writers who actually got better with time as he learned to craft more intricate and funny stories. Go back and look at all of his work, the beginning of Seinfeld was horrible and I honestly don't understand how the pilot got picked up but with each season up until 7 when Larry left it got better and better. Then he moved on to curb and s1 beat all of Seinfeld, then each season continually got better and better, but he plateaud at season 7 so 8 wasn't better but it was just as good, hopefully with as long as he's had to work on season 9 it'll be his best yet.the leaks seemed to back this up although I don't remember all of it since I watched it trashed in an effort to still have it be kind of me when it airs.
>Horror movie
>Based on true events
>puts a magnet near your tv
>tfw old enough to remember degaussing CRT monitors
>ywn witness the entirety of the visual plane comfily shrink into but a single white dot before disappearing as you ponder the fleeting nature of life and the cosmos again
>>87092672
I remember getting these magnets that would chirp when you hit them together for Christmas one year and placing it on top of the tv and seeing those lines. I was so interested by them that I scrubbed the whole tv with them and left them on top the tv. When I got back from school, my magnets were gone.
NEW BOOK COMING OUT EDITION
previous >>87090593
best boy
>the night king must always exist
what did HBO mean by this statement
>yfw
Eight 21st century lads are to be transported back to the Roman Empire to see if they can cut it as gladiators. Bromans is a brand new 8 x 60 reality game show from Electric Ray which will be broadcast on ITV2 later this year.
The handsome boys will fight it out with help from their loving girlfriends. They may have the muscles but do these lads have what it takes to go down in history? Cameras will follow eight modern day couples as they're transported to an ancient world where they'll live and fight like gladiators did 2000 years ago.
Along the way there’ll be blood, sweat and tears. However, only the very best will make it through to the Emperor's Games where one of them will emerge victorious and take home the Emperor's gold (which today works out at ‘approximately' £10,000!).
The boys will be trained by the fearsome "Doctore", played by David McIntosh, and take part in daily, physical tasks, leading up to a grand final where they’ll battle it out in a colosseum in front of a baying crowd. Those who don't cut it will be banished from the city.
Acting as the eyes and ears of the elusive Emperor is the Emperor's Assistant, "Dominus", played by Tom Bell.
The boy’s girlfriends will join them on their journey, helping to train and prepare them for the Games as well as immersing themselves in ancient Roman tasks - from wine making to sculpting.
Whilst living in ‘ancient Rome’, the couples will wear the attire of the day - sandals, leather loin cloths and gold lamé pants, whilst sharing a living space inside a Roman palace. But will these modern men survive in an ancient world, and more importantly, who will triumph in the Emperor’s Games?
>>87092599
It's that time
What the fuck ITV2
Bromans starts Thursday 14 September at 9pm on ITV2.
This was damn good
How does the Cruise Missile keep making movies with such a high percentage of quality after a 30+ year career?
>>87092635
He's always KSW, keeping all those pesky SPs down in the hole.
>you will never fuck your wife while piloting a plane and using the controls to move her up and down
Does anyone have that photo of an actor (forgot who it was but hes well known) sitting outside a mcdonalds holding an oscar
>>87093074
>>87093074
its like this but hes very sad
>Welcome to Film Theory 101. Let's start off with an icebreaker, introduce yourselves by telling us your name, what your favorite film is, and an interesting fact about yourself. Let's start with you
what say?
>>87092509
I love Fight Club and Rick and Morty.
My name is anon and my favorite movie is Jurassic park, the old one not the new garbage. Something interesting about me is I've been on tv a few times before as an extra
>>87092509
Hi, I'm Steven. My favorite film is the latest Marvel film. I don't watch good movies and I go to /tv/ to shitpost.
http://archive.is/Soc2x
>>87092505
>Monster that feeds on the innocent makes movies about monster that feeds on the innocent.
Sure makes you think.
>>87092505
What is the goal of the Jeepers Creepers series?
Will they keep making shit films until they make a half decent one, or do they just want to make as many shit films as possible?
>>87092505
Had no clue this was coming out. Forgot about the original director being a diddler lol
What happened to her?
>>87092455
Crossbow bolts.
worthless character from day 1
She tried to climb and failed, and never got to try again
SHANSHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
>>87092369
hehe xd
>>87092369
l0lz
>>87092369
Why is his acting so shitty? First episode I watched and god fuck he is terrible. You can see him waiting for his line all tense, then delivering a smug line and and then go blank until the other character answers. And Im not even talking about the execution, but the scenes before that.
Such an amateurish actor.
But well, so is the show. The cinematography is shit, the lighting is terrible. Shoddy cgi in plain daylight. Did the show go to shit or was it always bad like this? After hearing so much about it, and how costly is to make each episode...
You just KNOW
Do either have leaks?
Side note: vj’s leaks were from pedo dan’s phone
he has no pants on in that pic
>>87093809
I want to believe.