So I'm seeing some mixed reviews on Alien: Covenant so far. I'm bored as fuck and I want to go out and see a movie tonight. Is this worth my 11 dollhairs? I just want to be entertained for a bit.
There are 3 cool scenes around ~5 min each. So it is 15 minutes of kino and 105 min of boring ass dialogs.
No it's not worth it. Prometheus was far better - wathc it instead.
>>82939219
Prometheus was shit.
>>82937764
It's entertaining with some good scenes, a genuinely creepy performance from Fassbender, and really played the body horror angle well. But had some plot holes. Worth seeing, atleast as a matinee.
Definitely.
It's a solid horror film.
What the FUCK did Kubrick mean by this?
Fellatio
Ravioli ravioli give me the passwordoli
People like you probably think that Thule society was something more than bored aristocrats LARPing
>watching Boku No Pico at my local kinoplex
>it's a neat hipster place, theater is built inside a renovated mill with shops outlining the sides, boardwalk flooring
>my husband's other husband has to check his dialysis
>"Ok lets go to the water closet"
>I pull down my pants and display my pubic wig to the projectionist - a signal to pause the film
>They skip to the washroom and I throw out my back pushing the medical equipment
>Mutambo Bonobo, the African immigrant from Sweden asks to see our shower passes
>I check my husband's purse to see if he has extras, as I only have half a token
>he only had 2/78ths of a token
>We bargain with Mutambo and offer up our pocket lint and an interpretive dance in exchange for our passage
>He accepts our bargain, thankfully
>We enter the shower room and start to recharge the car battery plugged into my husband's other husband's dialysis machine
>I have to release the darkness from my undercarriage
>head toward the stall
>phalluseer blocks my path and demands a random penis inspection
>surprise bitch I'm post-op
>He lets me go and I enter the stall
>I answer the toilet goblin's three riddles flawlessly
>I plop out four poops, but they're too big to fit into the bowl
>I go to grab the poop sissors attached to the wiping quilt
>Somebody stole the poop sissors
>I can't cut the poop to fit it into the toilet
>The toilet timer starts ringing and the goblin alerts Mutombo whom'st'ith is the guardian of the porcelain thrones
>They send me to be put on trial before Schumer the Hutt
>She(he) drops me into the Rancor's cavern
>I'm still here, the only way I'm able to tell you my story is I found an IPhone fashioned from rat intensities, a sleeve of foreskin from a bris, and a Hannah Montana CD
>>82937569
I hope you die there, fucking mobile poster
>>82937678
send help
pls
>ITT: You cringe you lose
https://youtu.be/cKW7NSgiCFo
>>82937549
Jesus, that wasn't easy to watch
>>82937869IM LIVING THAT SPIDEY LIFE
>>82937549
>nerds and normies LOVE Marvel! LOL
Serious question for you /tv/
Is there anything media-related from your childhood that hasn't been ruined?
Predator's turned to shit. Alien's turned to shit. Terminator's turned to shit. Star Wars/Trek have turned to shit.
And if it wasn't a continuation, it was a reboot/remake/reimagining/prequel. The Thing, Robocop, Total Recall.
Honestly, there's nothing left for me. It's all turned to shit now.
What about you? Is there anything left that's still sacred?
>sequels, prequels, remakes etc. ruin a piece of media
grow up
>>82937455
>He legitimately believes that it's better for a film/tv to be unnecessarily continued rather than stay as an obscure and beloved classic
Studio exec
>>82937455
t. Kike
How can we save this board?
>>82937199
ban the mods
>>82937199
/pol/ is cancer and /tv/ has terminal cancer.
>>82937199
take back the sudetenland
So what does /tv/ think of this show?
Just finished season two. Although the season was decent, the last two episodes were fucking kino supreme.
>>82937060
I don't watch poo in the loo paki shit mate
>Dude fuck drumpf and fuck white men lmao.
Nu-male leftist trash.
>>82937143
What?
His smile and faith: gone
>>82936883
Wouldn't it be the exact opposite? Sure that guy dropped some truth bombs but he was ultimately punished for impersonating God by being eaten by the lion, it went right at him.
Matt will be just fine.LINDELOF PLEASE SAVE MATT
>>82936883
Not at all. He knows he must/will die for the cause. A disciple
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
https://variety.com/2017/film/news/tom-hardy-venom-spinoff-spider-man-director-ruben-fleischer-1202418721/
Just got a whole lot more interesting
>>82936824
HOKY FUCK
>>82936824
>played Bane who typically takes a drug called Venom to become stronger
>goes on to become Venom
THIS FUCKING GUY.
directed by some shitcunt who's never made a good movie
sony
fantastic
Is this objectively the pinnacle of Russian cinema ?
>>82936813
Brother 2 is better
>>82937492
wait are there black people in Russia?
>>82937593
Afro Russians
I loved this movie when I was 11, and it still seems like it would be pretty good. I remember it being funny and liking the steampunk stuff. I don't remember ever hearing anyone defend this one, but no one ever says why, so convince me it's as bad as everyone says it is.
>>82936759
It's Will Smith's only good movie.
WWW is kino
It's conceptually flawed because it casts the Confederates as the villains.
His biopic when?
>Calling Super Male Vitality bullshit
Do you even filter your tap water?
>bullshit
Source?
>>82936692
They already had a story arc about him on Homeland.
I'll start
>LOTR trilogy
>The Thing
>Jurassic Park
>No Country for old men
Drive
anything arnold
American Psycho
>>82936505
Is it really good though?
Bill burr doesnt seem to have any other talents than being his own usual comedian persona.
The other writers aren't that big either.
>>82936505
He married a black girl = show is cucked.
I do like it but it's not even in my top 5 animated comedies. Maybe in a few seasons. Definitely gonna watch season 2 at least.
OH I'M SAYIN IT
>>82936497
Do you think it hurts him inside knowing he is an ugly jew/negro fish like mystery meat looking motherfucker?
I suspect he has always been depressed since childhood of this and became the class clown, the funny guy, such a joker, to mask his crippling sadness.
>>82936655
Probably but his show is relatively successful and he's dating Rosario Dawson so he's probably feeling fine now
ayo trex come help me swag this thread out