I was in the pool!
I WAS IN THE POOL!
>>79512657
ywn suckle on constanza's plump pink nipples as you plow into his pillowy soft bottom
god kill ne
>>79512657
this should be a mandatory watch for women.
>>79513107
Why? Do you spend a lot of time excusing the size of your dick?
LITERALLY the best film of 2016
Kickass is really good in this.
>>79512597
I really, really don't get the hype here. It wasn't terrible but it wasn't special in any way either, this is a bargain-bin movie and you know it.
>>79512720
>this is a bargain-bin movie and you know it.
In what way
The cinematography alone prevents it from being bargain bin.
What incestkino would you recommend for an incestfag?
Watch anime
dogtooth
Game of thrones
So what was Grandelfs plan before he died in Moria? Pass through the Gap of Rohan, and sneak into Mordor from the north?
>>79512099
>Grandelf
Is that the Hong Kong version, like Robertcop?
>nb4 reddit's "hurr durr fly you fools" theory
>>79512099
Kill The Oden, Kill Stuart, march against Mordor
ITT: The exact moment you dropped a show
DAMN talisa looks like THAT?!
>>79512048
This is quite possibly the worst moment in the Simpsons ever.
That time on Oz they came up with a drug that ages you like fucking decades. Such a good show made so fucking corny God damn I'm still mad.
ITT: shows only you watch
Not as bad as you think. Decent flick actually
>>79511911
Was Matt Damon a Titan?
WE
is it wall kino?
What the bloody hell went wrong?
>>79511902
lackluster pacing
grimdark and serious James Bond only has so much appeal, especially when the film doesn't include an epic poker scene.
>>79511902
It's not complicated. It was just not a plot worthy of actually making a movie out of.
But casting Lea Seydoux is ALWAYS right.
m' sorry t hear that...
Seriously it's practically the only place they ever visit on Earth especially when they travel back in time.
The Federation Charter is signed inSan Francisco
The Federation Council is located inSan Francisco
Starfleet HQ is located inSan Francisco
Starfleet Academy is located inSan Francisco
Kirk travels back to save McCoy from 1930sSan Francisco
The crew of the Enterprise must bring back a whale from 1980sSan Francisco
Data follows a portal to meet Mark Twain in 19th CenturySan Francisco
Sisko must pose as a civic rights leader in 21st CenturySan Francisco
According to Memory Alpha, San Francisco appears across all Star Trek television series & films 36 god damned times. What is Star Trek's hard-on for that city?
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/San_Francisco
Picard's family had a wine vineyard inSanFranceiscocoincidence?
Was that where Roddenberry lived?
>>79513336
Nope, he was born in El Paso Texas, worked in Hollywood, lived in Bel-Air and died in Santa Monica.
Would you vote for him?
Maybe, what's his tax policy?
he wasn't alone
>>79511674
He will put Gotham first and make a big difference with cleaning up all crime
>"oh long time no see anon!"
>yeah I don't go by that name anymore
>I'm called The Dude now or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
>"uh okay... What are you doing with yourself these days, Dude?"
>I smoke weed and go bowling all day in my bathrobes
>"Thats kinda sa--"
>can I offer you a white Russian?
>*pulls out warm carton of milk from bathrobe pocket*
>"I think I'll pas--"
>*Smirks*
>The Dude Abides
sounds like a cool guy
yaar me ladey, hwuts this here dude ye speak of? im just an ole pirate
Congratulations, anon.
You figured out the joke of the movie.
/pol/ christfags BTFO
>>79511489
One is about the main character suffering, the other is about the audience suffering.
>>79511489
TPOTC is a movie you can only really watch once. Brutal
>Make a religious porn movie that only rednecks and white trash like
>Get drunk and when a cop pulls you over you express your love for sand niggers
>Beg your Jewish overlords for forgiveness and apologize multiple times, but they show no mercy and kill your career
>Become an even bigger alcoholic in your depression
>Your wife cucks you for a nigger
>You get caught on tape crying about how upset you are that your wife is cucking you for a nigger
>Now trying to appease his masters by making an anti-war movie glamorizing a soldier who refused to kill the enemy, starring a Jewish actor
Is there a bigger cuck in Hollywood than Mel Gibson?
Thoughts on Scarlett Johansson?
Will she be good for her role in Ghost in the Shell?
maybe
>>79511330
that set with the photo in the middle makes me diamonds every time
WE
Kek
xenokino
looks like man of steel's armor
>>79511255
thank god this garbage wasn't made. hollywood needs less fanfiction.